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User avatar #60 - thedarkestrogue (10/30/2012) [-]
Russian children need to start sometime.
User avatar #58 - misterklass (10/30/2012) [-]
Dealing with a child cap while intoxicated is a pain in the ass.
User avatar #52 - thegirlyoudespise (10/30/2012) [-]
thats why most parents put liquor in a locked liquor cabinet.
#50 - comradewinter ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
If a child accidently drinks alcohol it won't drink much before it realizes it tastes like **** (since you gotta get used to it). If the child swallows Listerine it's actually dangerous even in very small doses. Chances are, the kid will spit a strong spirit like Vodka out the second it touches the lips. I don't know what Listerine tastes.
User avatar #57 to #50 - downhillGuy (10/30/2012) [-]
good vodka should ave no taste but will give that chilling feeling as it goes down
#51 to #50 - deliberately (10/30/2012) [-]
Not smirnoff. No need to get used to smirnoff. It tastes great from the first taste!
#66 to #51 - comradewinter ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
The very taste of alcohol is what you need to get used to. After extensive experience you don't even notice the taste at all, unless it's heavy stuff. Since Smirnoff contains alcohol, and a good chunk of it, it's no excuse.
#48 - pawrestler (10/30/2012) [-]
if there was a child proof cap, drunk people couldn't open it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorcha (10/30/2012) [-]
i was just about to type that and what about the elderly
User avatar #47 - ixcarnifexxi (10/30/2012) [-]
Looks like water-tastes like juice.
#46 - Chico (10/30/2012) [-]
What kind of demented child would choose to drink water anyways?
#55 to #46 - abovelawl (10/30/2012) [-]

I loved water as a kid and still do
#97 to #55 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
#56 to #55 - Chico (10/30/2012) [-]
You had a sad, sad, childhood didn't you?
User avatar #61 to #56 - abovelawl (10/30/2012) [-]
nope, I also enjoyed plenty of sugary drinks too
User avatar #43 - mruserfj (10/30/2012) [-]
Have you ever drunk most of a bottle of vodka and then tried to open the top again. Speaking from experience, doing that is harder than opening a child proof cap
User avatar #40 - winiacz (10/30/2012) [-]
I tried unscrewing child cap when drunk only once.

Ended up with slicing the bottle and a bit of my hand.
So, that's why.
User avatar #45 to #40 - DropDeadShred (10/30/2012) [-]
I was out drinking with my friends once, I ran out of beers so I had some of my mates, it was a pop top styled one, but I kept trying to unscrew it. that cut my hand up a bit.
User avatar #39 - samjstapes (10/30/2012) [-]
well you usually leave mouthwash in the bathroom reachable by children, I don't think many people leave a bottle of vodka lying about.
#38 - picklefcker (10/30/2012) [-]
there are two type of alcohol, ethanol en methanol, methanol is a poisonous type of alcohol that can cause blindness. Ethanol is the usual alcohol cause by chemical reactions. Mouthwater is available in the bathroom where children spent a lot of time, usually smirnoff is stored in places where kids cant reach, unless you give it to him next to his crib with some coke and a nice cheesebites....
User avatar #44 to #38 - mruserfj (10/30/2012) [-]
Ethanol and Methanol cause the deathanol.
#37 - KungFuZerO (10/30/2012) [-]
Kids would never try to drink water when there's juice available
#36 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
Children dont like water
User avatar #34 - TarnRazor (10/30/2012) [-]
Don't have stupid kids?
User avatar #32 - zombiestookmybike (10/30/2012) [-]
would've made a better point using WKD blue but okay..
User avatar #31 - eggbanjo (10/30/2012) [-]
Try being drunk and opening a child cap.
#30 - neelix (10/30/2012) [-]
Because any kid that decides to drink 'water' over 'blue drink' needs to loosen up a bit.
User avatar #33 to #30 - reican (10/30/2012) [-]
what about whiskey? looks like apple juice.
User avatar #28 - awesomepinkie (10/30/2012) [-]
well when your almost passed out, and drunk as **** , you dont want to deal with a freaking child cap!
#27 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
Children wouldn't want water when they could get juice!
#26 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
My thoughts... No, i already have enough problems opening bottles when i'm drunk, without screwing about with some stupid child screw top **** .
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