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User avatar #105 - malhaloc (10/30/2012) [-]
what kid is tempted by water?
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#107 to #105 - spellspot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #151 to #107 - dickbewt (10/30/2012) [-]
I'm ******* crying.
#125 to #107 - MisfitsFan (10/30/2012) [-]
That kid was in this movie!
#124 to #107 - dumdumduu (10/30/2012) [-]
Well played.
#123 to #107 - quesocnkane (10/30/2012) [-]
top comment worthy right thar.
#122 to #107 - ninjaxion (10/30/2012) [-]
Well now i gotta clean mountain dew outta my keyboard. Gif related.
Well now i gotta clean mountain dew outta my keyboard. Gif related.
#113 to #107 - ForShizzleMyNizzle (10/30/2012) [-]
You, sir, just successfully made me piss my pants.
You, sir, just successfully made me piss my pants.
User avatar #109 to #107 - malhaloc (10/30/2012) [-]
I laughed waaay too hard at that. See y'all in hell.
#103 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
Mfw when my mum pours vodka in cup before puting coke into it and I think its water
#102 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
if your drunk try to open a childscap
#108 to #102 - bitchplzzz (10/30/2012) [-]
What the **** is up with the retarded anonymous posts? #103 is also a bunch of words stringed together...
#116 to #108 - PiMaker (10/30/2012) [-]
they're anons, what do you expect?
they're anons, what do you expect?
#100 - afuzzypenguinmerp (10/30/2012) [-]
Because how the **** could I get more ****** up if I couldn't open the god damned bottle of vodka?
User avatar #98 - bottleofwater (10/30/2012) [-]
Because we all know kids don't drink water. It's either sugar or dehydration.
#96 - ishalltroll (10/30/2012) [-]
Because kids need wodka yes?
Because kids need wodka yes?
#91 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
The mouthwash is usually somewhere were the kids could get their hands on it... No one keeps vodka in the bathroom
User avatar #99 to #91 - wetpantslol (10/30/2012) [-]
I do
#101 to #99 - mbasm (10/30/2012) [-]
I as well.
User avatar #86 - traelos ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
Because it is the buyers responsibility to keep booze out of the hands of children. Mouth wash isn't alcoholic enough to count for that.
#90 to #86 - waldowalrus (10/30/2012) [-]
Mouthwash is pretty alcoholic. My dad graduated from Basic Law Enforcement Training to become a deputy and we had this big get together for all his graduating class at my house and he had like 6 glasses of scotch and got the breathalyzer out and blew like a .12, but when i rinsed my mouth with Listerine and spit it out I blew like a .60. ***** crazy
User avatar #92 to #90 - traelos ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
I think you're forgetting to mention the part where you chugged a handle of 100 proof vodka before you even got there...

But in all seriousness mouthwash is designed to make your breath smell different, scotch is intended to get you drunk.
#166 to #92 - waldowalrus (10/30/2012) [-]
Bro, I'm 16. And my dad is a cop. Chugging Vodka is frowned upon. Listerine and most mouthwashes have some alcohol in them. Listerine is 26.9% alcohol. I'm not saying chug it to get wasted, i'm just saying it has a good amount of alcohol in it.
User avatar #88 to #86 - uJUSTfailed (10/30/2012) [-]
well that and kids ******* hate regular water
User avatar #89 to #88 - traelos ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
That, is an excellent point.
User avatar #82 - Reydel (10/30/2012) [-]
My mom had put some yellow cleaning fluid in a Lemon Gatorade bottle. She kept it in her car and one time I was thirsty so I said "Ooo Gatorade" and almost drank some until I tasted it and spit it out. The point is that no kid is going to eat/drink something they don't like unless they're told to.
User avatar #81 - glasgowrangers (10/30/2012) [-]
Usually the last thing a kid wants to drink is water
User avatar #85 to #81 - instakill (10/30/2012) [-]
I actually drank a lot of water as a kid (mainly because I knew that we were 70% water and I thought that I would deflate like a waterballoon if i didn't
#80 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
Mouthwash has hella extra chemicals in it that **** you up if you drink it.
User avatar #78 - Scorch (10/30/2012) [-]
because you wouldn't be able to open the second bottle of vodka!
User avatar #77 - kippa (10/30/2012) [-]
When I was younger I was at a friends house and we were brushing our teeth. I had never used mouthwash before so I swallowed it afterwards (stupid I know). I had no side effects but I guess that was probably luck.
User avatar #79 to #77 - sjsharks (10/30/2012) [-]
Fluoride is only dangerous in large doses.
User avatar #75 - justabout (10/30/2012) [-]
blueberry smirnoff and sprite very good at not giving hangovers
#71 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
One does not simply open a child protected cap when drunk ! ;)
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#69 - fuckyouthree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #76 to #69 - drastronomy (10/30/2012) [-]
butthurt irresponsible parents are raping you with their sore red thumbs.

have my green. Inb4 *********
#67 - kgblack (10/30/2012) [-]
**kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #162 at Relax, don't get your panties in a bunch **
the real reason is that adults can't handle a child lock once they drink enough of it
#64 - totallynotmiggo (10/30/2012) [-]
Because even a ******* child is sane enough to get a glass of water from the damn hose and not look for a stupid bottle in their parents room.
User avatar #63 - jimbobji (10/30/2012) [-]
Because it's hard enough opening child-caps when you're sober most of the time.
#62 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
Clear liquors are for old rich women on diets.
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