God that was a horrible movie.

You're a horrible movie.

Are you joking? T hat movie's plot was swiss cheese!

Swiss cheese? Prometheus? what else do you hate? love? happiness? Morgan Freeman?

explain the plot. id love to hear it.

There was some guys and they went to a place and went in a place and they found a thing and there was some things and the thing ate a guy but they went back but the guy had a thing and he gave the guy a thing and the thing did things then the guy was there and he wanted a thing and they went back to the place and the thing was a thing and there was a thing and a thing did a thing and then everybody died, but the girl didn't die and she had a thing in her thing but she took out the thing and the thing tried to get her but the thing killed the thing then she found the guy and the guy was like "hey" and then she was like "hey" and then they left to find the place with the things.

You're swiss cheese.

ever watch Prometheus?

you'd become a vessel for an alien egg via facehugger according to prometheus.

Having played with it myself, I can tell you its just like oil. Not hard, spiky, or weird, just oily and extremely messy.

...reminds me of a girl I used to know

please refer to them as "The Machines".