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Comments(284):
#17
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runeception (10/21/2012) [-] >me last thursday
>going to cinema with 4 of my friends and watch taken 2
>friends go over to random girl and say hey
>they know her, I dont
>tell her my name and just converse
>get number randomly
>been with her everyday since then
>get laid 3 times
>soon to be gf
oh and shes an 7/10
>going to cinema with 4 of my friends and watch taken 2
>friends go over to random girl and say hey
>they know her, I dont
>tell her my name and just converse
>get number randomly
>been with her everyday since then
>get laid 3 times
>soon to be gf
oh and shes an 7/10
#63 to #59
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xnotcreative (10/21/2012) [-]
>Come back from store
>Get on FunnyJunk like I always do after coming home
>Someone rolled me...
>Holy shit... SOMEONE ROLLED ME!!
>Ask the person who rolled me what he wanted
>He asks me to back him up
>... wuh?
>Back him up how...
>How do I use these ">" thingies...
>WHAT AM I DOING!!
>ALWIERUALWIUEALIWUEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Get on FunnyJunk like I always do after coming home
>Someone rolled me...
>Holy shit... SOMEONE ROLLED ME!!
>Ask the person who rolled me what he wanted
>He asks me to back him up
>... wuh?
>Back him up how...
>How do I use these ">" thingies...
>WHAT AM I DOING!!
>ALWIERUALWIUEALIWUEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#20 to #18
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runeception (10/21/2012) [-] >touching my dick while watching some TV show
>get notification on FJ
>check it out
>says that my true story is bullshit
>dont really care but feel like I have to respond
>good day m8
can provide our texts for proof, but its in norwegian and turkish (we are both norwegian and white, but we both know how to speak turkish)
>get notification on FJ
>check it out
>says that my true story is bullshit
>dont really care but feel like I have to respond
>good day m8
can provide our texts for proof, but its in norwegian and turkish (we are both norwegian and white, but we both know how to speak turkish)
#21 to #20
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snask (10/21/2012) [-] **snask rolls 85**
>Sitting about to light up
>Notice I get a notification on FJ
>Its a reply to my comment
>find out this norwegian is hitting on me by telling me how he is touching himself
>sit in corner and cry.
>Good day to you as well sir. I, myself is danish but believe your story, only that she is a 4/10 though.
>Sitting about to light up
>Notice I get a notification on FJ
>Its a reply to my comment
>find out this norwegian is hitting on me by telling me how he is touching himself
>sit in corner and cry.
>Good day to you as well sir. I, myself is danish but believe your story, only that she is a 4/10 though.
#77 to #21
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derpycheezenizle (10/21/2012) [-] >sitting on my shitty fucking computer
>see funny post
>decide to go through comments
>see two faggots arguing whether a story id true or not with fucking greentext stores
>little do they know that the're on funnyjunk and greentext doesn't exist on here
>more evidence that funnyjunk has been sucking the long dick of /b/ lately
>make another shitty fucking comment in regards to their shitty fucking comments
moral of the story: funnyjunk is starting to suck and is not only stealing content, but are pretending they are on a different site. either go to /b/, or stop fucking acting lke you're already there.
inb4 butthurt
>see funny post
>decide to go through comments
>see two faggots arguing whether a story id true or not with fucking greentext stores
>little do they know that the're on funnyjunk and greentext doesn't exist on here
>more evidence that funnyjunk has been sucking the long dick of /b/ lately
>make another shitty fucking comment in regards to their shitty fucking comments
moral of the story: funnyjunk is starting to suck and is not only stealing content, but are pretending they are on a different site. either go to /b/, or stop fucking acting lke you're already there.
inb4 butthurt
#22 to #21
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runeception (10/21/2012) [-] girl on the right, oh and this pic was taken in september 2011, so its pretty old, but looks pretty much the same more or less, my ratings was probably a little over just to get more attention, but I guess she is atleast a 6
#23 to #22
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snask (10/21/2012) [-] **snask rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at >be 0 ** This is my girlfriend, now she is a 7/10.
Yours is around that too though.
Yours is around that too though.
#25 to #23
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juicymilkbottles (10/21/2012) [-] **juicymilkbottles rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Facebook ** 9/10
#12
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N. Korean citizen (10/21/2012) [-]
>Be me at 17
>Sitting in debate cause im smart
>Everyone leaves
>stay and finish work
>10/10 walks in
>accidently drops her books between my legs
>bends down to pick them up
>Im not so smooth
>stay quiet but help her pick up books.
>she says she likes my bowtie
> I panic and say I like her skirt
>get laid
>Sitting in debate cause im smart
>Everyone leaves
>stay and finish work
>10/10 walks in
>accidently drops her books between my legs
>bends down to pick them up
>Im not so smooth
>stay quiet but help her pick up books.
>she says she likes my bowtie
> I panic and say I like her skirt
>get laid
#9
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Jackimole (10/21/2012) [-] > Really like girl
> So, I go and talk to girl.
> After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number.
> She gives me digits.
> Fuck yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE????
> Call her a day later.
> She asks, shocked, "How the fuck did you get this number?"
> Wut? You gave it to me.
> Says to herself, "Oh, fuck, I must have given you my real one by mistake!"
> I laugh.
> She doesn't.
> I laugh in denial.
> She doesn't.
> I force a laugh
> The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me.
> I keep laughing through the tears.
True story, happened to me last week.
> So, I go and talk to girl.
> After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number.
> She gives me digits.
> Fuck yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE????
> Call her a day later.
> She asks, shocked, "How the fuck did you get this number?"
> Wut? You gave it to me.
> Says to herself, "Oh, fuck, I must have given you my real one by mistake!"
> I laugh.
> She doesn't.
> I laugh in denial.
> She doesn't.
> I force a laugh
> The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me.
> I keep laughing through the tears.
True story, happened to me last week.
#15 to #9
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linkDrkguy **User deleted account** (10/21/2012) [-] > Really like girl
> So, I go and talk to girl.
> After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number.
> She gives me digits.
> Fuck yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE????
> Call her a day later.
> She asks, shocked, "How the fuck did you get this number?"
> Wut? You gave it to me.
> Says to herself, "Oh, fuck, I must have given you my real one by mistake!"
> I laugh.
> She doesn't.
> I laugh in denial.
> She doesn't.
> I force a laugh
> The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me.
> I keep laughing through the tears.
>True story, happened to me last week.
This is true, it happened to a faggot, i saw it in a comment an hour ago
> So, I go and talk to girl.
> After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number.
> She gives me digits.
> Fuck yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE????
> Call her a day later.
> She asks, shocked, "How the fuck did you get this number?"
> Wut? You gave it to me.
> Says to herself, "Oh, fuck, I must have given you my real one by mistake!"
> I laugh.
> She doesn't.
> I laugh in denial.
> She doesn't.
> I force a laugh
> The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me.
> I keep laughing through the tears.
>True story, happened to me last week.
This is true, it happened to a faggot, i saw it in a comment an hour ago
#1
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orangepikmin (10/21/2012) [-] Story time, fellas!
>Be me, inside a Subway on campus
>Waiting in line as usual; it gets crowded around this time of day
>Wearing a Pillsbury dough-boy shirt
>The shirt says "Poke Me" on the front with the pic of the white baker himself
>I'm standing in line, just minding my biz, when this 9/10 in front of me turns around and says:
>"OMG I LOVE YOUR SHIRT CAN I POKE YOU?"
>Try to act alpha, say sure you can
>She proceeds with the poke
>And then pokes me again
>And then again
>She starts staring into my eyes and continues to poke me
>She lets out a shriek that sounds like a thousand hamsters getting run over by a bulldozer
>HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT I HOPE THAT THIS IS WARM SPILLED MILK GOING DOWN MY LEGS
>Ran away from Subway and never return
>My face whenever I talk about that story
>Be me, inside a Subway on campus
>Waiting in line as usual; it gets crowded around this time of day
>Wearing a Pillsbury dough-boy shirt
>The shirt says "Poke Me" on the front with the pic of the white baker himself
>I'm standing in line, just minding my biz, when this 9/10 in front of me turns around and says:
>"OMG I LOVE YOUR SHIRT CAN I POKE YOU?"
>Try to act alpha, say sure you can
>She proceeds with the poke
>And then pokes me again
>And then again
>She starts staring into my eyes and continues to poke me
>She lets out a shriek that sounds like a thousand hamsters getting run over by a bulldozer
>HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT I HOPE THAT THIS IS WARM SPILLED MILK GOING DOWN MY LEGS
>Ran away from Subway and never return
>My face whenever I talk about that story
