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User avatar #609 - ShadowEagle (10/20/2012) [-]
She must go to a Catholic school, poor child
User avatar #686 to #609 - snickerstheif (10/20/2012) [-]
Honestly, i dont know why so many people hate on catholic schools. I go to a Catholic high school and these sort of questions never come up. They do a pretty good job of separating faith from the classrooms. Plus like have of my classmates are Atheists like me so its sick. Not trying to say catholic schools are better or anything but i still like my school.
#607 - ushuaia (10/20/2012) [-]
Sorry Op if the right answer to the teacher was God, then the first question answer should be 6000 years
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#611 to #603 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
your clearly not a christian friend.
depts of hell for you soon
User avatar #678 to #611 - Icedangel ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Technically by saying a person is going to hell you are committing an even bigger sin.

It's pretty damn clear that God is the only one who can judge where you go. By saying someone has/is going to heaven/hell you are taking the roll of God on by yourself. And it's also pretty damn clear the God wants to be the only God there is.

Sooo, by saying someone is/has gone to heaven/hell you are committing a very serious form of blasphemy. :D
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#616 to #611 - mousekill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#599 - Afki (10/20/2012) [-]
Pretty sure Earth was formed by a bunch of dust pulling together and forming a planet or something like that. The big bang theory applies to the universe, not Earth specifically. Solid effort on this kid's part though.
User avatar #601 to #599 - sasyboncho (10/20/2012) [-]
Right, but the dust pulled it together FROM the Big Bang.
#631 to #601 - mangoskatertwo (10/20/2012) [-]
That is kind of true. Our solar system's sun is thought to be a 3rd generation sun. meaning the elements that formed the sun and later the bodies that orbit it. Was dust left over by a star that exploded. that star was thought to have been made of yet another. That's along way to trace back. From time just after the big bang to now. The Earth and its solar system were formed by random chance and really can't credit the big bang for its creation. seeing how it was entirely possible for us to have never been formed and the universe would still be going on without us.
User avatar #633 to #631 - sasyboncho (10/20/2012) [-]
Which wouldn't be a bad thing..
#646 to #633 - mangoskatertwo (10/20/2012) [-]
Indeed. But regardless of how dumb our race can be. Space is still amazing! That's why I'm glad we are here. I can't wait to see what crazy things we discover and what things we thought we knew get proven wrong.
User avatar #608 to #601 - Afki (10/20/2012) [-]
True, but I was being critical of the kid's answer because it's right, but not right enough. The big bang didn't create the Earth, it just set the potential for Earth to be created in motion.
User avatar #615 to #608 - sasyboncho (10/20/2012) [-]
Right, that's what I was really trying to say. The Big Bang kind of "sponsored" the Earth, the same way Nike sponsors athletes.
User avatar #596 - frankpolard (10/20/2012) [-]
is this the american vision of education ?
User avatar #593 - Joseph Stalin (10/20/2012) [-]
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#600 to #593 - alexthecanadian (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you stop being a communist for five minutes?
Thanks.
User avatar #592 - xxelmarcocfcxx (10/20/2012) [-]
The big bang theory is just that, a theory.
#597 to #592 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
Well gravity is just a theory but I don't see you throwing yourself off a building. In fact, you know what, gravity IS just a theory, who knows what a true visionary like yourself could acheive.
User avatar #836 to #597 - tonyri (10/20/2012) [-]
No, gravity is a law, big bang is a theory. Learn the difference.
User avatar #598 to #597 - xxelmarcocfcxx (10/20/2012) [-]
The below picture is a very appropriate response.
#594 to #592 - nigthshadow (10/20/2012) [-]
Theory =/= Hypothesis
User avatar #595 to #594 - xxelmarcocfcxx (10/20/2012) [-]
I was expecting to come back to see like, negative 300 thumbs.
User avatar #619 to #595 - plazmaflare ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk only does that when you have an unpopular opinion on content that is on the way to the front page, not when its already there.
User avatar #622 to #619 - xxelmarcocfcxx (10/20/2012) [-]
Oh, wait nevermind, it's happened.
User avatar #626 to #622 - plazmaflare ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
So.... it has begun...
#588 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2012) [-]
PRETTY SURE Hercules made the earth.

He saw a lump of shitrock in space, and punched the shit out of it until it got a job.
#587 - durkadurka (10/20/2012) [-]
I'm not saying it was the aliens, but it was the aliens.
User avatar #589 to #587 - frankieforward (10/20/2012) [-]
Technically God would be an alien ha ha so yeah!
#602 to #589 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up.
User avatar #584 - sketchE ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
hey where the fuck did my comments go. im trying to have a discussion with someone and they disaear what the fuck
#583 - grapesforall (10/20/2012) [-]
As soon as the teacher marked that wrong, its as soon as you should find another school district for your daughter
#579 - veryinteresting (10/20/2012) [-]
The teacher who made this test is an idiot.. there is no prooven correct answer, and the big bang is the most likley candidate. fuck this teacher.. this pisses me off.
#586 to #579 - dramakid (10/20/2012) [-]
This guy sent his daughter to a catholic church. Wtf man.
#578 - alioni (10/20/2012) [-]
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#575 - toguro (10/20/2012) [-]
Great, the humans don't suspect a thing. Everything is going according to plan.
Great, the humans don't suspect a thing. Everything is going according to plan.
User avatar #573 - thunderstriker (10/20/2012) [-]
The fuck? clearly whoever wrote this or made this post has no clue what geography is...

It's not about when the earth was created, or how is was created, it's the study of earth and the places and country's within it.
It's the location of countries and continents, and latitude and longitude
User avatar #576 to #573 - Bion (10/20/2012) [-]
This would be an "Earth Science" test. Or at least that is what it was called in my school. Dunno if there's a more appropriate term for it.
User avatar #580 to #576 - thunderstriker (10/20/2012) [-]
Yea, I'm just saying they clearly wrote geography on there, and it looks pretty fake

The only way a school would ever be able to write and ask such religious questions is if it was a private school with a heavy focus on religion in which case they would have to expect their kids to answer such idiot questions on tests
User avatar #585 to #580 - Bion (10/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I know. But the amount of those kinds of schools are far too numerous.

Something funny to watch is asking a person from a school like that "What is an indulgence?"

Instead of using actual teaching methods, explaining why things are, etc, they just say "this is how it is" and leave out every single little bad detail in the history of the church.

Dated a girl from an extremely strict private school, long ago, lol. So I heard a lot about it. I'm pretty sure that she turned against her beliefs, soon after we broke up, though. Thank "God".
User avatar #569 - lolmonade ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Probably fake
No way there will be a question like this on a test.
There is no proof of god. and fail some one for not believing in god is stupid
#567 - MasterManiac (10/20/2012) [-]
Most leading experts in the field of the creation of the universe now think that the Big Bang Theory is wrong, and are working on more likely theories such as universal inflation and the possibility that our universe was formed from the collapse of another. These people include Sir Roger Penrose who so strongly supported the Big Bang Theory for most of his career.   
   
Also, just FYI, the Big Bang Theory was originally proposed by Georges Lemaître who was a Belgian Roman Catholic priest, so stop with the bullshit that the Big Bang Theory and God cannot coexist.
Most leading experts in the field of the creation of the universe now think that the Big Bang Theory is wrong, and are working on more likely theories such as universal inflation and the possibility that our universe was formed from the collapse of another. These people include Sir Roger Penrose who so strongly supported the Big Bang Theory for most of his career.

Also, just FYI, the Big Bang Theory was originally proposed by Georges Lemaître who was a Belgian Roman Catholic priest, so stop with the bullshit that the Big Bang Theory and God cannot coexist.
#560 - aBlindMoron (10/20/2012) [-]
>open up Microsoft Word   
>create fake test   
>mark it with red ink   
>write some bullshit backstory   
>upload it to the internet   
>initiate shitstorm
>open up Microsoft Word
>create fake test
>mark it with red ink
>write some bullshit backstory
>upload it to the internet
>initiate shitstorm
User avatar #566 to #560 - thederpestest (10/20/2012) [-]
I'm suprised that guy didn't get knocked the fuck out... notice the speed on his head when he's hitting the ice. Or on the slow motion version on youtube
#554 - carnagejc (10/20/2012) [-]
God doesn't do what God does for God. God does what God does because he is... God.
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