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That's a fucking... annoying piece of paper. God is the correct answer for the creator? What the fuck dude.
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bunkerman (10/20/2012) [-]
As a former student of a Catholic High School, I can probably explain this better. A Religion class is a mandatory aspect of education in most Catholic Schools, and virtually everything taught there [at least at my school] had the stipulation that everything taught is what the Christian Religion believes, and everything asked on quizzes/tests/homework is asking what the Christian religion believes.
This is EXACTLY the same as taking a quiz on Pokemon with one of the questions asking who created the universe. Regardless of personal belief on the subject pertaining to real life, the answer is still Arceus. It's all relative to the question.
Before you go all "HURR DURR CHRISTIAN-FAG" on me, I was raised a Christian, but I don't believe in the exact words of the Christian faith. I believe more in Deism than anything else. With that said, I'm still glad I went to that high school. The entire religion aspect was more about "How to be a good person" than "This is what happened, and you're burning for all eternity if you don't believe it."
This is EXACTLY the same as taking a quiz on Pokemon with one of the questions asking who created the universe. Regardless of personal belief on the subject pertaining to real life, the answer is still Arceus. It's all relative to the question.
Before you go all "HURR DURR CHRISTIAN-FAG" on me, I was raised a Christian, but I don't believe in the exact words of the Christian faith. I believe more in Deism than anything else. With that said, I'm still glad I went to that high school. The entire religion aspect was more about "How to be a good person" than "This is what happened, and you're burning for all eternity if you don't believe it."
or is everything that is thaught on that school influenced by religion and that's why it's relevant? (I know very little about Catholic High Schools, because there's almost none of them in my country.)
I'm an Agnostic-Atheist so I'm pretty open-minded as to what people choose to believe in, I just don't like how it looks like they are trying to "brain-wash" you into thinking that God is the true answer (which is understandable if it's a Catholic School, but the girl taking it doesn't seem to be very religious. I hope they aren't forced to go to such a school?)
I'm an Agnostic-Atheist so I'm pretty open-minded as to what people choose to believe in, I just don't like how it looks like they are trying to "brain-wash" you into thinking that God is the true answer (which is understandable if it's a Catholic School, but the girl taking it doesn't seem to be very religious. I hope they aren't forced to go to such a school?)
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bunkerman (10/20/2012) [-]
Honestly, unless it's an INCREDIBLY shitty school, the religion aspect has no effect on any other parts of education. There are a few Catholic schools that do intertwine religion and history as fact (key word: Few), but most do not. For example, through out high school I was taught [even in my Religion class] that we're most likely the product of Evolution and the Big Bang.
I'll admit that growing up until Junior High, everything was treated as fact, but then again which story do you think little kids are more interested in listening to? xD The stories about this little dude fucking up a giant with only a rock and a sling and other military conquests, or animals changing every couple hundred years? :P
Honestly though, I treat most of the historical account from Christianity as exaggerated stories to teach a lesson or give a pearl of wisdom. It may have started as a factual account, but you know how things can degrade over time when passed on by mouth. Do I think some guy raised a staff and moved an entire sea? No. In all actuality, the guy most likely knew about the tides and resulting sand bars and used those to cross the sea, and by the time the people pursuing them caught up, the tides had changed and they couldn't continue.
Now imagine that story being passed on for about 2000 years via mouth alone. People start to add speculation, exaggeration, etc., and before you know it you have an almighty higher being splitting a goddam ocean [on the command of one of these slaves] for this group of rebelling and escaped slaves and killing the people trying to catch them.
With that said, even more of the stories are trying to supply a reason for something people just can't understand or no one knows. Ex: We explain to little kids that babies come from storks so we don't have to explain them about sex, or Santa Claus so they can enjoy the spirit of the holiday season. are modern day equivalents. We don't believe in them, but they serve a purpose.
I'll admit that growing up until Junior High, everything was treated as fact, but then again which story do you think little kids are more interested in listening to? xD The stories about this little dude fucking up a giant with only a rock and a sling and other military conquests, or animals changing every couple hundred years? :P
Honestly though, I treat most of the historical account from Christianity as exaggerated stories to teach a lesson or give a pearl of wisdom. It may have started as a factual account, but you know how things can degrade over time when passed on by mouth. Do I think some guy raised a staff and moved an entire sea? No. In all actuality, the guy most likely knew about the tides and resulting sand bars and used those to cross the sea, and by the time the people pursuing them caught up, the tides had changed and they couldn't continue.
Now imagine that story being passed on for about 2000 years via mouth alone. People start to add speculation, exaggeration, etc., and before you know it you have an almighty higher being splitting a goddam ocean [on the command of one of these slaves] for this group of rebelling and escaped slaves and killing the people trying to catch them.
With that said, even more of the stories are trying to supply a reason for something people just can't understand or no one knows. Ex: We explain to little kids that babies come from storks so we don't have to explain them about sex, or Santa Claus so they can enjoy the spirit of the holiday season. are modern day equivalents. We don't believe in them, but they serve a purpose.
Yeah, when I think about it we learned the very same in my school, which was in no way religious and it didn't change my view on things (OR DID IT?! dundunduuuun). I think your way of explaining the stories told in the Bible is the one I'm most happy with as well.
The big bang is the name given to the event that started the universe. When the universe started from a very small point and exploded out after that.
It did occour, so I guess then yes, it can be proven. The reasons for how we know this is because we can see the rate of expeansion in the universe, so we know that a long time ago everything was much closer together. We can estimate the age of the universe too because of it. There is also a lot of work and knowledge of what the universe was like very shortly (seconds, maybe less) after the big bang.
Does that help explain how the big ban is a proven fact?
It did occour, so I guess then yes, it can be proven. The reasons for how we know this is because we can see the rate of expeansion in the universe, so we know that a long time ago everything was much closer together. We can estimate the age of the universe too because of it. There is also a lot of work and knowledge of what the universe was like very shortly (seconds, maybe less) after the big bang.
Does that help explain how the big ban is a proven fact?
It would certainly help if something is repeatable and can be tested again and again. We know for sure that dinosaurs lived on this world from all the clues left behind. But we don't require them to live again for us to be sure that they existed. Like the existance of the dinosaurs, we know the big bang happened and we know when it happened; based on all the clues left behind. I think that's all we have to go on. But I also think it's enough to be sure.
no, that's one of the worse creationist arguments. theory in layman's terms means something completely different than theory as scientists call it. scientific theories have mounds of evidence to support them. they're just super strict about what becomes a law and what remains a theory.
tl;dr i don't intend to be rude, but that's just really stupid and i'm surprised anyone agrees with you
tl;dr i don't intend to be rude, but that's just really stupid and i'm surprised anyone agrees with you
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grahamernazi (10/20/2012) [-]
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tl:dr: I'm not trying to be rude, but look down at my other comments.
tl:dr: I'm not trying to be rude, but look down at my other comments.
Everything is a theory in science. Something cannot be proven to be 100% true because you cannot sample everything that ever existed/will exist so there's always uncertainty. Especially in something as hard to observe as the Big Bang, there are plenty of small gaps in the theory.
It's a SCIENTIFIC theory. It's not like you can say any dumb fuck thing, and call it that.
What reason do you have for thinking its not true? Some writings in a book written by a some random person for a religion that didn't exist for 99.2 percent of human beings time on Earth?
What reason do you have for thinking its not true? Some writings in a book written by a some random person for a religion that didn't exist for 99.2 percent of human beings time on Earth?
No, you're correct, they are intended to explain something. Don't let his confidence fool you. Christianity is a theory as well based on his definition, it is a system of ideas intended to explain something. There is truly no way to prove anything on this Earth, any person who truly believed in science would tell you this. All we have here are douches who want to fit in. The try to push their sureness of one thing on others, just like super bible thumpers. I am agnostic, so I am pretty neutral on all this, but make sure to never let anyone sway YOUR OWN PERSONAL BELIEFS. They are yours, no one elses.
After looking up the definition, the Big Bang Theory seems more of a hypothesis to me. Idk how it is extensively tested. I am never totally sure about my "facts" since I have come to find out that my teachers were pretty fucking retarded and my mom loved to lie to me. My teacher accepted Texas as the biggest state and marked me for wrong since I said it was Alaska.
Well I thought it was pretty obvious. The universe is expanding (the galaxies are flying apart). So as you go back in time, everything gets closer together. Keep on going back and you end up at a point in time when the entire universe fitted into a space the size of a baseball.
There are things so solidly proven that you cannot ever imagine they will one day be disproven. Things like the theroy of gravity, or the theory that the Earth orbits the sun. The theory of evolution or the big bang therory. These 4 things have such an overwhelming body of supporting evidance that they can be considered fact.
Christianity isn't a theory. Mainly because it doesn't explain anything ("the universe is too complex, must have been created by god" gives and infinite regression because it doesn't explain where god came from which must be even more complex than the universe if he can create a universe). So I would class Christianity as a religion (faith, superstition, divine claims, myth, religious dogma).
There are things so solidly proven that you cannot ever imagine they will one day be disproven. Things like the theroy of gravity, or the theory that the Earth orbits the sun. The theory of evolution or the big bang therory. These 4 things have such an overwhelming body of supporting evidance that they can be considered fact.
Christianity isn't a theory. Mainly because it doesn't explain anything ("the universe is too complex, must have been created by god" gives and infinite regression because it doesn't explain where god came from which must be even more complex than the universe if he can create a universe). So I would class Christianity as a religion (faith, superstition, divine claims, myth, religious dogma).
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N. Korean citizen (10/19/2012) [-]
Saw a lot of posts about the world being a over a billion years old.... The sun is shrinking at feet per minute or some shit like that. That sets us inside of the sun about 30,000 years ago. Yup, we are tough mother fuckers to have survived that.
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reiconex ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
Fairly certain the Earth didn't explode into existence with the Big Bang. I might be mistaken, but I believe the sun ensnared a supernova remnant, and the Earth formed slowly through a process of accretion. Either way, +1 for my hope in humanity.
Actually there is some speculation that The Big Bang couldn't have worked. But until someone comes up with a viable different theory, that's what they are going with.
The way I see it, stars continue to die off and produce heavier elements, the as time goes by and later stars burn these elements, massive an super massive stars become more common. Eventually, these stars cause an increase in black hole formation and collision. Eventually, black holes swallow just about everything, including each other. By the time they coalesce into one friggin' huge hole, critical mass is achieved and the entire structure rebounds on itself and starts the cycle over.
(Please do not put any scientific merit into this, it is just a crackpot hypothesis I came up with to help me sleep at night and in no way reflects current testable knowledge. Any similarities to proposes theories are purely coincidental and scary me just as much as you.)
(Please do not put any scientific merit into this, it is just a crackpot hypothesis I came up with to help me sleep at night and in no way reflects current testable knowledge. Any similarities to proposes theories are purely coincidental and scary me just as much as you.)
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N. Korean citizen (10/19/2012) [-]
how is this a win? thinking that life and everything around you was created by this "big bang" seems like a fail to me.
I would make it my personal mission in life to get this teacher fired. Your religious beliefs have no place in a classroom. And if the school wouldn't fire her, I'd sue the entire district.
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N. Korean citizen (10/20/2012) [-]
the instructions say circle the most correct, im assuming the teacher meant circle the most popular answer, like it wouldnt be zeus because greek mythology doesnt say zues did, i guess it could be aliens because some believe they created earth but most people would just go with god because its more popular.
That's essentially how it went down back then. They weren't forcing the bibles on anyone. They were a friendly church, and were just standing in the lobby, and if anybody asked for one, they would give it to them for free. I may be atheist, but I saw no problem with it. They weren't forcing the bibles upon anyone, and weren't pestering everyone if they wanted one. Just standing there waiting for people to ask for one. It was very ridiculous, and actually made me pretty mad.
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N. Korean citizen (10/20/2012) [-]
I go to a catholic highschool, what they teach to us in our religion class is that every action has to be started by an outside force, they then said that the action was the Big Bang and that the outside force was God who initiated it. Just getting my two cents it
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foreveraboner (10/19/2012) [-]
**foreveraboner rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Classic Ed ** k.
Hmmm. And where, oh wise and noble ganjalf, did this protoplanetary disk gather its matter? I think saying that it started with the big bang is more than acceptable. Certainly, as you've also noted, from a girl doing a 4th grade test.
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redrock (10/19/2012) [-]
Hercules would just be a retarded answer, Zeus was born of two Titans, themselves born of Gaia (the earth) and Uranus (the sky)... so he's the grandson of the Earth and therefore couldn't create it. God has no place in a geography test, and saying the big bang is responsible is looking way too far back in the causal chain.
So, the answer must be...
So, the answer must be...
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redrock (10/19/2012) [-]
No, Gaia (the earth) boned Uranus (the sky) and created the titans. Then two of the Titans boned and made Zeus.
Gaia is said to have come from Chaos, but there isn't a total consensus on whether Chaos was a physical primordial deity or just the name for the transitional state before the creation of the universe and the earth
Gaia is said to have come from Chaos, but there isn't a total consensus on whether Chaos was a physical primordial deity or just the name for the transitional state before the creation of the universe and the earth
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thomasdude (10/19/2012) [-]
What kind of test is this? In one question, you have to accept god's creation of all things, and in the next one they assume that mountains form and reptilians once ruled the earth. Is this semi-creationism? 'cause if it is, I'm very ok with it. believing in god and accepting scientific finds.