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User avatar #518 - mwillsey (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
not funny
#523 to #518 - Shuriken (03/28/2010) [-]
**** you, this **** was soooo funny.
User avatar #373 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: what do u call a homeless man who just died
A: idk, who gives a **** about a hobo.
User avatar #363 - RumTumTubin (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did McCain lose?
He got less votes then Obama.
#339 - iAmSatan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#176 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
Why do doctors wear masks?
Because they're ugly.
#114 - anonymous (03/27/2010) [-]
Knock Knock

Come in.
#545 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: 'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
#492 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
original poster is an idiot, this isn't new humor, he just was too ignorant to ever come across it until now.
User avatar #510 to #492 - cmm (03/28/2010) [-]
This isn't 4chan, we don't call people op or orignal poster
#479 - RobBeiiEre (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**RobBeiiEre rolls 082,588,608** doubles i will shag a tree
User avatar #445 - RussellCrowe (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q.whats the difference between 3 dead babies and a corvette?
A. I don't have a corvette in my garage.
User avatar #421 - SlippersRAL (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q. whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree
A. a baby nailed to 10 trees

what a great audience
User avatar #413 - shammalamma (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: two worms in your apple.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had cerebral palsy.

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
User avatar #382 - madduck (03/28/2010) [-]
How did Captain Hook died?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.
User avatar #177 - Felate (03/28/2010) [-]
why the **** are there blue people having sex on the left??
User avatar #162 - icetre (03/28/2010) [-]
whats worse than the holocaust...

two holocausts.
User avatar #83 - VCEmblem (03/27/2010) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips
User avatar #79 - trigger (03/27/2010) [-]
Q: whats sits in the sink and gets smaller and smaller A: A dead baby shaving its head with a potato peeler
User avatar #74 - trigger (03/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #69 - holyhandgrenade (03/27/2010) [-]
ATTTENTION?? who wants me to make a second?
User avatar #19 - IceBearJudgesYou (03/27/2010) [-]
these are actually kinda funny and send you to hell just as fast

now will that be 1st class or coach?
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