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#72 - aquamarch (09/30/2012) [-]
Secret identity, I....
#69 - wegotabadasshere (09/30/2012) [-]
> "If everyone knows why isn't it public?"   
   
> MFW wat
> "If everyone knows why isn't it public?"

> MFW wat
User avatar #109 to #69 - makethingsworse (09/30/2012) [-]
You should make that gif so that Superman slowly goes down on Batman. Yes...this must be done.
#63 - wrigcon (09/30/2012) [-]
there is no way superman is Clark Kent!
#61 - tehbestever (09/30/2012) [-]
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Dat logic.
User avatar #60 - piclemaniscool (09/30/2012) [-]
This is why I like Luthor (or at least this rendition of him, like Supermn:TAS). He doesn't just want to kill superman, that would lead to a hero's grave. He wants to ruin him. Ruin superman the way superman ruined Luthor, since when he stopped major crimes, they were almost always king-pinned by Lex. It's a dream we both share, Luthor and I, a simple dream: to be remembered. After 100 years, how mny of us will be remembered for our actions? After 1000 years how many of our names will still be recognized by the general public? President of a country is pretty good, right? But how many of us can name the 25th president off the top of our heads? It is even less likely to know what they were remembered for. Luthor knows how to be remembered. He knows that only the absolute best and the absolute worst are remembered for so long. And you know what happened? Out of ******* nowhere, this prick superman comes in and demolishes Luthor's chances at becoming one of the greats. So he did some shady stuff, who in his position hasn't? All he did was make things worse. At least Luthor's "crime" was organized. Now? Chaos. Well superman cut Luthor's chances at being the good guy, but not only that. He's REPLACING him. **** that, if Luthor is going down, he's taking superman down with him.

tl;dr Luthor did nothing wrong, and Superman: The Animated Series should e watched by every single child in the world.

Also, why the **** does superman still need to be Clark? Does he not have enough money to keep his crystal fortress in the ******* north pole?
User avatar #64 to #60 - wherestheknech (09/30/2012) [-]
Hitler did nothing wrong either.
User avatar #65 to #64 - piclemaniscool (09/30/2012) [-]
And you can bet your sweet ass He'll be remembered just as vividly in 1000 years.
User avatar #66 to #65 - piclemaniscool (09/30/2012) [-]
unnecessary capitalizaion... I don't even know. Is 2:00 am too late to reply to omments? I think so.
User avatar #68 to #66 - wherestheknech (09/30/2012) [-]
More than likely, its 2:20 here, est?
User avatar #67 to #66 - piclemaniscool (09/30/2012) [-]
comments*

okthat's it. goodnight everyone.
#59 - Warzonebeta (09/30/2012) [-]
Come on Lex we all know you watch Supes sleep at night. Once you even stood over his bed....



Creepy bald ****** .
#126 to #59 - jdsalenger (09/30/2012) [-]
But I like it!
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#55 - mastercolossus (09/30/2012) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #882648 at MLP Friendly Board ** true
#53 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
Sound logic until you realize that once they know who he is, all they have to do is find his address, wait until he's sleeping, and than stab him in the face with kryptonite.
Sound logic until you realize that once they know who he is, all they have to do is find his address, wait until he's sleeping, and than stab him in the face with kryptonite.
User avatar #62 to #53 - antisocialtwilight (09/30/2012) [-]
1.) Kryptonite isn't like common graphite that you can just find laying around on the ground
2.) Superman has Super-hearing, so he would hear you sneaking around. Then, he could just throw his bed at you.
3.)The more logical thing to do would be to kill his parents, pin it on someone innocent, and send him into a bloodrage, where he would kill that person and look evil, which would scar Superman for life.
#102 to #62 - darknesincontrol (09/30/2012) [-]
Metallo has a krypyonite heart
he just need to rub chest to chest with supes....
#77 to #62 - alpacino (09/30/2012) [-]
Except Lex produces it whenever the **** he wants to. Macguffins are **** .
#71 to #62 - cryoshock (09/30/2012) [-]
Why aren't you a super villain yet?
User avatar #74 to #71 - hhhghhg (09/30/2012) [-]
what if he is, but he hasnt set a plan into motion yet?
#50 - infested (09/30/2012) [-]
That... that makes sense...
That... that makes sense...
#43 - sonicserver (09/30/2012) [-]
**sonicserver rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at If only ** my pajamas
#40 - falloutfanatic (09/30/2012) [-]
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #516 at Choose wisely ** luthers got a point
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #516 at Choose wisely ** luthers got a point
#38 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
they keep their identity secret so villains dont kidnap/kill/harm family or friends
User avatar #37 - paperxgangsta (09/30/2012) [-]
Wow! This seems legit!
#31 - creighton (09/30/2012) [-]
Actually, in the New 52, the costume is armor and does add a lot of protection. But if we're talking pre-reboot, then yeah he's just as immune either way... No one here cares.
#70 to #31 - hsm (09/30/2012) [-]
the new movie costume looks really great IMO
User avatar #39 to #31 - hirollin (09/30/2012) [-]
I care. It bothers me deeply that the aura was replaced by armor essentially. I feel that it could work for some other characters like Supergirl, but it just makes Superman less super, and that's not the Superman I remember.
User avatar #28 - itsmepapaone (09/30/2012) [-]
Maybe. When Goku's in the human world he can be pierced by needles. When he's fighting he can block swords with his fingers.
#56 to #28 - lupislord (09/30/2012) [-]
Freiza can shrug off planet-breaking explosions...

...but when Vegeta was stealing the Dragonballs, he couldn't do anything about it because the ship was on fire.

We have found a plot hole!
#127 to #56 - jdsalenger (09/30/2012) [-]
Yeah well did Freiza ever stole 40 cakes?
User avatar #33 to #28 - trimageryan (09/30/2012) [-]
I think that's more of a willed response though. He allows the needle (Sort of) to poke through him by remaining at a very very low power level.
#19 - zeustesticle (09/30/2012) [-]
You know what doesn't make sense why doesn't superman go " **** the legal system" and ******* just destroy lex luther.
User avatar #51 to #25 - joshlols (09/30/2012) [-]
Why did i spend 15 minutes watching this -_-
User avatar #48 to #25 - flyingflufferflow (09/30/2012) [-]
as soon as lex said "...politics" in part 3 i ******* lost it. thanks for sharing that man
#30 to #25 - zeustesticle (09/30/2012) [-]
thats a load of **** .
#20 to #19 - jahnaids (09/30/2012) [-]
The idea is an uncontrollable rage.

If Superman were to kill Lex Luthor, he wouldn't stop killing, as explained in things like Justice League.
User avatar #46 to #20 - CrashingSea (09/30/2012) [-]
If he can control himself for several years as superman I'm sure he could control himself if he killed a jackass, that's always doing evil **** , for the good of humanity... Superman's powers and ideas have become ********* ...
#21 to #20 - zeustesticle (09/30/2012) [-]
Yeah well maybe if superman was a little less jesus christ, and a little more dexter morgan the world would be a better place.
User avatar #27 to #21 - taokami (09/30/2012) [-]
Him a jesus christ rather than live under a super hitler
#82 to #27 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
If that ever happened, Batman would just slap his **** , problem solved.
#32 to #27 - zeustesticle (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel like there could be some sort of middle ground.
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#16 - alchord (09/30/2012) [-]
Clark Kent is Superman? Seriously OP? What a load of ******** . Next you'll tell me that rich douchebag Bruce Wayne is a superhero
#35 to #16 - faithrider ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
and that some college brat is Spiderman!
#36 to #35 - frohtastic (09/30/2012) [-]
and that cosmic radiation gives superpowers
#14 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
To bad Superman can leave work, kick ass, and be back in like 3 seconds. :c
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