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Comments(267):
#222
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Benmc (09/28/2012) [-]
my eye doctor told me that your eyes do grow and that is just a load of shit. Can anyone clarify?
#229 to #220
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twasmelool (09/28/2012) [-] 
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything on its body is made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison."
#207
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slapchoppin (09/28/2012) [-]
well if someones jabbing a needle in my arm im not gonna be thinking about pissing
#203
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foreverjon (09/28/2012) [-] our eyes stop growing when where 13 and that is the one of the few parts of our body that is the same size as everyone else's
#201
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fastboy (09/28/2012) [-] What the fuck did I just spend 25 seconds of my life reading and trying to absorb?
#197
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poophaspooped (09/28/2012) [-] My mom gave blood once
and while they were taking her blood she had a seizure and pissed herself
soo...
and while they were taking her blood she had a seizure and pissed herself
soo...
#195
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dunkleosteus (09/28/2012) [-] I think it's funny that only the fact about butterflies is right.
"The dimensions differ among adults by only one or two millimeters. The vertical measure, generally less than the horizontal distance, is about 24 mm among adults, at birth about 16–17 mm. (about 0.65 inch) The eyeball grows rapidly, increasing to 22.5–23 mm (approx. 0.89 in) by the age of three years. From then to age 13, the eye attains its full size. The volume is 6.5 ml (0.4 cu. in.) and the weight is 7.5 g "
Watermelons come from the south african or namibian BUSH, not kalahari desert. If you were urinating and someone stuck a needle in your arm, neither would stop. Your heart doesn't stop when you piss, and people have been known to wet themselves for fear of giving blood. The antartic ice sheet contains 30 million cubic km of ice. That does not include 0.9 million cubic kilometres of urine. Look this shit up next time.
"The dimensions differ among adults by only one or two millimeters. The vertical measure, generally less than the horizontal distance, is about 24 mm among adults, at birth about 16–17 mm. (about 0.65 inch) The eyeball grows rapidly, increasing to 22.5–23 mm (approx. 0.89 in) by the age of three years. From then to age 13, the eye attains its full size. The volume is 6.5 ml (0.4 cu. in.) and the weight is 7.5 g "
Watermelons come from the south african or namibian BUSH, not kalahari desert. If you were urinating and someone stuck a needle in your arm, neither would stop. Your heart doesn't stop when you piss, and people have been known to wet themselves for fear of giving blood. The antartic ice sheet contains 30 million cubic km of ice. That does not include 0.9 million cubic kilometres of urine. Look this shit up next time.
#196 to #195
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dunkleosteus (09/28/2012) [-] actually, the flutterby is wrong too. "According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the English word "butterfly" appeared sometime before the 12th century. The Old English word was "buterfleoge," which literally means "butterfly." Although no one is certain why this word was chosen for the insect, it is believed that people thought that witches assumed the shape of the insect when they stole butter and cream. Thus, the English word has nothing to do with the Latin order "Lepidoptera.""
#194
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avatarsarefornoobs (09/28/2012) [-] Im not so sure about this stuff... can we atleast get a source or something?
#193
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onkii (09/28/2012) [-] solike... if i go piss, and cut my arm in the process.. i won't bleed?
#200 to #199
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deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-] well you would heal but when you urinate a magical physical sheild appears around your body keeping blood in you, so if you had a sever cut that would kill you before you healed, just attach yourself to this machine of yours and you will survive
#182
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goosbee **User deleted account** (09/28/2012) [-] I saw what you did in the 2nd frame... you win this time OP.
#180
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ChicaCinnamon (09/28/2012) [-] Alright, so if you're dying of blood loss, all you have to do is pee, and suddenly you stop losing blood?? Seems legit.
#179
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TurdBurgler (09/28/2012) [-] If our noses and ears never stopped growing....we'd look like elephants. I don't know why people still believe that that 'fact' is true...
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goosbee **User deleted account** (09/28/2012) [-] Its because it is true. Growth does not imply fast growth. Does a tree have explosive growth it's entire life? The material that is growing I believe is cartilage, and it grows in those areas. Have you ever looked at a photo of your grandparents when they were young and compare them to when they were old? (Sorry if grandparents are not alive) The growth takes place slowly over a long period of time with the change only being noticed after a comparison.
#178
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ancientpride (09/28/2012) [-] so... hear me out on this, what if elephants........ are just really really old people
#177
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N. Korean citizen (09/28/2012) [-]
everyone should pee outside and poop in a hole in their lawn
