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#158 - ssbbwwe (09/25/2012) [-]
**ssbbwwe rolls 784**. I think we can make something workout here. Me + You - Your boyfriend = Sexy time ;)
User avatar #149 - neverevr (09/25/2012) [-]
**neverevr rolls 563** I want to anally rape you until your eyes pop out of your head.
#132 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 564** I've loved you since the first day we met, I wasn't going to say anything because you have a boyfriend, but I can't control it anymore... I want you, no I need you! I have to have you! Will you marry me?
User avatar #129 - kolimm **User deleted account** (09/25/2012) [-]
**kolimm rolls 372** i need funnyjunk to help me talk to girls
#126 - ksawek (09/25/2012) [-]
**ksawek rolls 750** We do not sow.
#117 - ksawek (09/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
hey gurl don't ya worry bout them they have no swag at all
User avatar #101 - thebananamerchant (09/25/2012) [-]
**thebananamerchant rolls 1,397**
User avatar #94 - samjstapes (09/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**samjstapes rolls 909**
what the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
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User avatar #89 - epicextreme (09/25/2012) [-]
**epicextreme rolls 256** im going to rape you. im not even joking i will find you and make your pussy bleed.
#84 - paintedxxxgoddess has deleted their comment [-]
#77 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 560** so i talked to your bf and he's game for some funky games in the bedroom.
User avatar #72 - mortulance (09/25/2012) [-]
**mortulance rolls 194** I was gonna let you finish your relationship, But I've got balls of steel, and they ain't gonna lick themselves
#54 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 276**

Sorry young girl, i just wanted to know how your day is, i did not want to op set you.
User avatar #46 - redjello (09/25/2012) [-]
**redjello rolls 454**

That was fun the other night, you still take birth control right?
User avatar #29 - overlordtom (09/24/2012) [-]
**overlordtom rolls 559** just because your adopted.
#25 - fvzappa (09/24/2012) [-]
**fvzappa rolls 729** Hey, you might not like me, but your boyfriend sure enjoyed the BJ i gave him in my car yesterday... So how about we go for a 3-some??
User avatar #22 - thehouseofderp (09/24/2012) [-]
**thehouseofderp rolls 558**
User avatar #6 - joshyboy (09/24/2012) [-]
**joshyboy rolls 949** if you leave you fag boyfriend for me you can smell like anus everyday
#1 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 761**

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