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User avatar #156 - drawesomeballs (09/25/2012) [-]
**drawesomeballs rolls 011** DAMN BITCH wrong person ya stuck up slut. btw tell your boyfriend he's cute.
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User avatar #129 - kolimm **User deleted account** (09/25/2012) [-]
**kolimm rolls 372** i need funnyjunk to help me talk to girls
User avatar #127 - epicrolltime (09/25/2012) [-]
**epicrolltime rolls 002** "Don't worry, I'm gay, I saw your boyfriend and was wondering if I could have his number...?"
#126 - ksawek (09/25/2012) [-]
**ksawek rolls 750** We do not sow.
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User avatar #94 - samjstapes (09/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**samjstapes rolls 909**
what the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #92 - bradfry (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bradfry rolls 404**
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User avatar #73 - stijnybe (09/25/2012) [-]
**stijnybe rolls 981**
User avatar #72 - mortulance (09/25/2012) [-]
**mortulance rolls 194** I was gonna let you finish your relationship, But I've got balls of steel, and they ain't gonna lick themselves
#66 - juffs (09/25/2012) [-]
**juffs rolls 549** I'll leave the specifics up to OP, but suggest a threesome with her and the poor soul that is her 'bf'.
User avatar #41 - findtheanswer (09/25/2012) [-]
**findtheanswer rolls 189** DON'T GO RIGHT YOU ******* FAGGOT **** !
#38 - sinaray (09/25/2012) [-]
gonna be honest i have no idea how to roll...
#20 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 962** Wanna see my dick?
User avatar #17 - crusadeSC (09/24/2012) [-]
**crusadeSC rolls 359** will you film a porn with my dad and I?
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