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#39 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 765** but i want to lick your titties til you lactate!
#38 - sinaray (09/25/2012) [-]
gonna be honest i have no idea how to roll...
User avatar #36 - misterkinz (09/25/2012) [-]
**misterkinz rolls 152** just kill yourself
User avatar #34 - conri (09/25/2012) [-]
**conri rolls 980**
#33 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 838** hat the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #32 - mrsecret (09/24/2012) [-]
**mrsecret rolls 373** What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo
User avatar #31 - samsonschmanson (09/24/2012) [-]
**samsonschmanson rolls 252**

I think about you every night when i'm jerking off.
#30 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 411**
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #29 - overlordtom (09/24/2012) [-]
**overlordtom rolls 559** just because your adopted.
User avatar #28 - Mebeshe (09/24/2012) [-]
**Mebeshe rolls 695** So you want the dick.
User avatar #27 - dolandickbutt (09/24/2012) [-]
**dolandickbutt rolls 350** say this: i will rape your very soul
User avatar #26 - improbablyyourdad (09/24/2012) [-]
**improbablyyourdad rolls 191** I was just wondering if Paco was lying when he said you were charging $10/hour if he wasn't lying I was wondering if you weren't busy.
#25 - fvzappa (09/24/2012) [-]
**fvzappa rolls 729** Hey, you might not like me, but your boyfriend sure enjoyed the BJ i gave him in my car yesterday... So how about we go for a 3-some??
User avatar #23 - secretalphabet (09/24/2012) [-]
**secretalphabet rolls 321** hat the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#96 to #23 - niggerponies ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
** ************ rolls 554** rerolling for you, needs to be done.
#97 to #96 - niggerponies ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
** ************ rolls 100** **** . another!
#98 to #97 - niggerponies ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
** ************ rolls 321** last one :c
User avatar #24 to #23 - secretalphabet (09/24/2012) [-]
**secretalphabet rolls 680** mother ******* re-roll
User avatar #22 - thehouseofderp (09/24/2012) [-]
**thehouseofderp rolls 558**
User avatar #21 - almaster (09/24/2012) [-]
**almaster rolls 507** want to ****
#20 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 962** Wanna see my dick?
User avatar #19 - mffinmanu (09/24/2012) [-]
**mffinmanu rolls 457** I respect you as a human being
User avatar #18 - misticalz ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
**misticalz rolls 515** Some guy on Funnyjunk rolled trips so now I'm telling you that he rolled trips.
User avatar #17 - crusadeSC (09/24/2012) [-]
**crusadeSC rolls 359** will you film a porn with my dad and I?
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