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#81 - schutzstaffel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 to #81 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
it was because when they used to make rice , it was 2 hot to take with your hands so they did it with twigs and now they're chopsticks
#77 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
Hold chopsticks.
bring bowl towards face
tilt bowl towards face
shovel in rice.
You guys act like you never watched dragonball z
#78 to #77 - fuckenjordster (09/24/2012) [-]
** ************** rolled a random image posted in comment #729091 at MLP Friendly Board ** It is actually that simple. I figured this out last time I ate Chinese food.
User avatar #76 - bluelight (09/24/2012) [-]
i use chopsticks to eat rice all the time and yes im white but my gf is japanese. so i dont know
User avatar #90 to #76 - legitzmigitz (09/24/2012) [-]
my girlfriend is Japanese too! but is still cant use chop sticks..
#72 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
cus there asians... i dont understand ither
User avatar #73 to #72 - HarvietheDinkle (09/24/2012) [-]
Translation: "Because they are Asian. I don't understand it either."
User avatar #89 to #73 - huszti (09/24/2012) [-]
where did you learn to speak anon?
User avatar #71 - knarta (09/24/2012) [-]
I heard it was because of a chinese emperor who was afraid to be killed. So he ordered anyone dining at his table to eat with sticks so that no one could murder him with a knife or some **** like that. I guess it became a standard. But I dunno if its true
#113 to #71 - ziighostiiz (09/24/2012) [-]
they're asian... you think ninjas couldn't kill an emperor with a pair of sticks?
#83 to #71 - captainming (09/24/2012) [-]
I heard this too sir.
#69 - amou the azn (09/24/2012) [-]
**amou the azn rolls 374,654,596**
Because we're ******* ninjas, that's why!
User avatar #67 - wooyoungkim (09/24/2012) [-]
Sticky rice you can pick it up easily with chopsticks. Also, asian cuisine tend to have food that is easy to pick up with chopsticks. If we all use spoon to eat rice and other dishes as well, we will be furiously switching over between spoon and chopstick every second we want to try something.
#80 to #67 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
So we should start adapting the food and not the tools we use for eating?
User avatar #94 to #80 - wooyoungkim (09/24/2012) [-]
when did I say that? I'm giving an explanation for why people use chopsticks, dumbass
User avatar #65 - Rileto (09/24/2012) [-]
Chopsticks are really easy to make I'm sure, maybe they were utilized because not everybody had cash to buy silverware instead of more important things.
#64 - newfagsrus (09/24/2012) [-]
Because Ninjas
#62 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
the rice you eat with chop sticks is sticky and you pick up lots in 1 try
User avatar #61 - DrSalvador (09/24/2012) [-]
I like chopsticks
User avatar #60 - vladhellsing ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
Because they're simple to make and versatile.
#103 to #86 - MitsukiOokami (09/24/2012) [-]
Well, I thought it was funny.
Well, I thought it was funny.
User avatar #56 - yunoknow (09/24/2012) [-]
i was raised using chopsticks... they're just extensions to my fingers now and i find them better than forks.
opposable thumbs FTW!
User avatar #55 - idividedbyzero (09/24/2012) [-]
Forks were considered as a sign of aggression, still, who the **** would say, "Yup, two sticks is much better."
User avatar #54 - karvarausku (09/24/2012) [-]
Chopstick were made by hunger starving farmers...
When they didn't have much food they invented chopsticks so they wouldn't hoard all the food in a second so the stomach would get the feeling it would be full, this way they saved food...
User avatar #46 - Benjerminge (09/24/2012) [-]
proper Chinese rice is a lot stickier than the rice you get elsewhere therefore making it easier to pick up with sticks
User avatar #50 to #46 - skidbladnir (09/24/2012) [-]
and if you practice it works with most of the "common" rice sorts
User avatar #51 to #50 - Benjerminge (09/24/2012) [-]
yeah its still not that difficult...
User avatar #52 to #51 - skidbladnir (09/24/2012) [-]
The Chinese have their knifes in the kitchen instead of the table.
Sometimes these sticks are more functional than fork or a spoon, because you can grab things.
IsnĀ“t it.
User avatar #45 - neighsayer (09/24/2012) [-]
so when the bowl is almost empty you can pick up each individual piece.
#44 - plutogekko (09/24/2012) [-]
you hold it with your hands. it's pretty simple to figure out. you hold the black seaweed part so your hands don't get sticky at all.
User avatar #53 to #44 - edgecution (09/24/2012) [-]
I love Brock's doughnuts!
#57 to #53 - jasonthelurker (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice jelly doughnuts...
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