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User avatar #46 - poophaspooped ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
OPs a fucking idiot
That's One pound of fat and muscle

Those are models used in Health class
#39 - TheBikingFrog (09/22/2012) [-]
Thats not 5 pounds of muscle....
Thats not 5 pounds of muscle....
User avatar #36 - theakwardturtle (09/22/2012) [-]
And a pen
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#23 - genecaster (09/22/2012) [-]
Yeah that is definitely not 5 pounds of muscle. We have a five pound barbell of solid steel and it's bigger than that. That means that muscle would need to be more dense than solid steel, which simply cannot be the case.

I believe that to be 5 pounds of fat, but the muscle? No way.
User avatar #313 to #23 - aceyes **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
giant pen
User avatar #70 to #23 - lazypaul (09/22/2012) [-]
Where the fuck did you get a 5 pound barbell
User avatar #51 to #23 - pukingrainbows (09/22/2012) [-]
they're both one pound.
#42 to #23 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Actually, that 5lb barbell is probably not pure, solid steel. I have one myself that's 25lbs, which is, from what it seems, pure steel. But yes, that's not even close to 5lbs of muscle.
User avatar #41 to #23 - thraza (09/22/2012) [-]
maybe they used a giant pen so it looks bigger
#40 to #23 - mutants (09/22/2012) [-]
Are you sure that your barbell are not carbon steel? or have a filler inside of them? Because 5 pounds of solid steel would be about 300 cm^3 depending on the brand. So those would be some pretty small and skinny ass barbell
User avatar #24 to #23 - colonelbyers (09/22/2012) [-]
Well muscle is more dense then fat giving it that more compressed look. I mean think of the steel, and think of jello.... That 5lbs of steel is dense while that 5lbs of jello is not so dense... Which will take up more space?
User avatar #49 to #24 - redjello (09/22/2012) [-]
don't think about me.
User avatar #25 to #24 - genecaster (09/22/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I was saying, but there's no way that muscle is more dense than steel. And the steel barbell was definitely larger than that piece of muscle.
User avatar #26 to #25 - scotlandspie (09/22/2012) [-]
have you considered a ratio factor? maybe that's just 2 pounds of fat to two pounds of muscle, considering people always want to know what 5 pounds of fat and muscle look like.
#29 to #26 - writertrash (09/22/2012) [-]
Not only does the content say 5 pounds of muscle, but using the pen for scale, that amount of muscle might only be 10 ounces at best.
User avatar #27 to #26 - genecaster (09/22/2012) [-]
But the content specifically says 5 pounds.
User avatar #30 to #27 - scotlandspie (09/22/2012) [-]
idk then
User avatar #28 to #27 - colonelbyers (09/22/2012) [-]
The picture is way off in my perspective too
User avatar #22 - occamsrazor (09/22/2012) [-]
Yum
User avatar #19 - Ninotori (09/22/2012) [-]
This is why BMI is inaccurate.
User avatar #72 to #19 - lazypaul (09/22/2012) [-]
It is very rare to have so much muscle mass that you are classed as obese. And it is a good indicator for women since they have low testosterone and can't put on much muscle anyway.
User avatar #127 to #72 - Ninotori (09/23/2012) [-]
I disagree. My bmi labels me aa obese, yet I wear a size 12 jean because my pelvic bone literally will not allow for smaller, I ride my bike daily on high gear on hilly terrain, and Im healthier than every single one of my ' normal ' size girl friends in terms of blood pressure, physical stamina, diet, and more. Health is extremely relative and a scale like bmi being faulty at it's core sets it up for failure in a world where what makes one person healthy kills his nine best friends.
User avatar #413 to #127 - lazypaul (09/23/2012) [-]
what your bmi does show is that you have a dangerous amount of fat on your body, unless you happen to be a female bodybuilder. Also I don't know how you could possibly know your friends diet and blood pressure are wore than yours.
User avatar #419 to #413 - Ninotori (09/23/2012) [-]
Because we discuss it and I watch them eat daily. True, I might have fat on me, but I'm far from unhealthy.
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User avatar #32 to #15 - thereisaguy ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait one goddamn second, how the fuck do you not know that? Have you ever seen raw meat?
User avatar #120 to #32 - ritsuka (09/23/2012) [-]
um, no...
User avatar #16 to #15 - rosietheamazon (09/22/2012) [-]
fat is on the left.
#12 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
By this math each of my legs would weigh as fucking much as i do.
User avatar #346 to #12 - asongulol (09/23/2012) [-]
By this math, I would have a lot of pens.
User avatar #52 to #12 - fuckenjordster (09/22/2012) [-]
It seems like no one else got this joke. I had little faith left in humanity until this point. I now have none.
#203 to #52 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Pretty sure this is one of those "cool story" posts trying to show how much bigger and fluffier fat is.

Pen is for Size comparison.

But, please, by all means, enlighten us with your brilliant fucking insight into the world of funny that went over all our heads.
User avatar #398 to #203 - fuckenjordster (09/23/2012) [-]
The joke I was referring to was #12 (The comment I replied to. Not that hard) And it seems by most of the replies it was getting that people were taking him literally and thinking that his legs weighed as much as he did. But what he means is that if the logic of the false measurement on the main post was true (Being 1lb instead of the stated 5lbs) He would weigh a lot more than he does now. Each pound of muscle would weigh 5 times as much.
#423 to #398 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Well, i was going to, but then i saw your comments are nothing but random image rolls and number rolls, i really hate that shit.
#422 to #398 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
You just explained my own comment to me.

I almost feel like an arse for not realizing you saying "joke" was refrencing my original comment. But, meh, too bad i can only thumb you 5 times in 24 hours, will come back tomorrow to repair the rest of those thumbs.

User avatar #20 to #12 - cubanwhiteman (09/22/2012) [-]
So let me get this straight, your legs are a portion of your body, if your legs weighed
more than you do, then...
your legs weight + the rest of your body weight < your legs weight
k.



Fuck algebra, seriously.
#47 to #20 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
No, im just saying thats so fucking small for 5 pounds it seems like my leg has enough muscle mass to equal 220+ pounds
#301 to #47 - N. Korean citizen (09/23/2012) [-]
Or your legs have a ton of fat in them.
User avatar #17 to #12 - bambambaby (09/22/2012) [-]
Is that you, Legs Go All The Way Up Griffen?
User avatar #13 to #12 - Kyue (09/22/2012) [-]
Maybe you're just legs.
#233 to #44 - blackmanrollipolli (09/23/2012) [-]
how long...... how long have you been waiting to use that....
User avatar #420 to #233 - rzrback (09/24/2012) [-]
Millenia...
#8 - goseathree (09/22/2012) [-]
That's still more muscle mass than my dick has
#409 to #8 - youasslicker (09/23/2012) [-]
but not than your right arm
#43 to #8 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad. The penis has no muscle mass. It's just an inverted sponge tissue that gets erect when blood flows through it.
#122 to #43 - N. Korean citizen (09/23/2012) [-]
He knows, too much.
#258 to #122 - knowstoomuch ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
No, I do.
User avatar #160 to #122 - WheresMyAccount (09/23/2012) [-]
useless, comma
#7 - N. Korean citizen (09/22/2012) [-]
Thats bullshit, by volume muscles are only 12% heavier than fat
User avatar #64 to #7 - Chuckaholic (09/22/2012) [-]
Muscle isn't heavier than fat. It's denser. A kilo of muscle is heavier than 500g of fat but lighter than 2 kilos of fat.
#85 to #64 - N. Korean citizen (09/23/2012) [-]
"by volume"
#5 - N. Korean citizen (09/22/2012) [-]
This is why my girlfriends wii fit thinks i'm obese.
User avatar #10 to #5 - pillsmakeitgrow (09/22/2012) [-]
or it's because you are
User avatar #3 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
i thin you meant to put this picture here
funnyjunk.com/fitness/
User avatar #2 - dalemc (09/22/2012) [-]
You're a fag, anyone want to see how getott get's front page? funnyjunk.com/text/4114525/How+getott+gets+frontpage/
#6 to #2 - getott (09/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
The internet is safe with you on the watch
#1 - asulen (09/22/2012) [-]
You're right.
You're right.
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