I'll be taking this. Thank you.

They made fun of our moose, so we tightened their noose.

Merry Christmas

england did that in the war of 1812... just sayin....

in 1812, All Canadians were British...

His teeth look like corn kernels

Can never un-see

The author of the comic represents the US in the blonde, spray-on tan, overly athletic jock kind of way.

So, you see, the US being a regular kid actually makes perfect sense.

The country is big and strong, not necessarily the people.

No, actually, I get it from the other two hundred or so comics he's drawn where the US is represented that way.

you realize the person who makes these comics is not american, but from denmark, don't you?

you are trying to say that americans have a double standard when it wasn't even an americans doing

jesus christ... im not talking about the post im replying to the original comment made by an anon saying the american in the post should be a little fat kid that got thumbed down by americans because it bad mouthed america. But when a comment or post is bad mouthing another country americans shit their pants and thumb it up becasue its another country thats getting ripped on.
You dont help the stereotype of women being complete retards and not being able to comprehend simple things

1. I'm Canadian.

2. So, by your logic, the US should look one way when he's grown up and look so different when he's young as to be unrecognizable or a different character.

3. Your attempts at "trolling" are several orders of magnitude beyond laughable. Please stop commenting.

how is this even an attempt at trolling?
Im just saying americans hold a HUGE double standard to almost everything.
Also i never said you were american. i just asked why america and americans in general are always so serious.

May i ask where you are from

Canada

Ok your Canadian, so imagine your country was the worlds only super power and held almost all of the responsibility of keeping the world from blowing itself up. then imagine that no matter what you did people would hate you. now stay with me here, imagine that your country was the largest melting pot in the worlds with cultures from all around the globe, and that 1/3 of your population was Obese, BUT your country also produced some of the best athletes in the world, and even won the Olympics. Add on to that someone from your nation won the most gold medals in the history of the event.

Now imagine that no matter where you go you will receive nothing but ridicule from people who are not from your nation, and you decide that if they are going to do that to you, you are going to do that to them. Then imagine that People ONLY see the obesity in your nation, and don't see everything else great about it. now think of the rage and discontent you would feel towards anyone would say anything bad about yoru nation.

This is why I have emotions like that towards people who hate America without thinking.Now people who point out the mistakes the country has made with logic and reason then i will listen to them and accept it. Pic unrelated

well first of all id say why do you feel you have to be the worlds police force. and over 1/3 of canada's population is an immigrant or a first generation born. A mosaic country like canada where it is encouraged to be yourself and not conform to what is normal to make a bigger picture is better than the melting pot. Also your country produces alot more fat people than olympic athletes and with your population theres lots of people to choose from for the olympics.
but i do see where you are coming from

We be the worlds police force because we are the only country that can, at the moment. So you think that if the world didn't have a Super power that can respond to any crisis within 4 hours (Using the Army Rangers) or has the ability to provide aid and support to any nation on the globe. The world would be a better place. You must admit that America is absolutely necessary in keeping the world from blowing up. Yes America churns out more fat people than Olympic athletes, But The great thing about this country is that We Have the LARGEST variety of people in our nation so yes we have a lot of faties, but for everyone of those we have great novelists, Poets, Painters, Singers, Performers, Athletes, Geniuses, Billionares, ect. everyone has that potential here in the USA, whereas in other countries it would be impossible to just become a billionare/millionare. even if you have a good idea.

id say americans are in fact hypocrites, i dont know how anybody would debate they arent, there is simply no evidence that they arent but countless evidence of them being hypocrites. And id love to know how canada is "gay"

How are American's hypocrites please tell me how 300 million people are all hypocrites.

Our country also has red white and blue. We can't paint the flag with all 50 stars on out cheeks. Just the 3 primary colors.

It's just Native American war paint, during the Boston Tea Party the patriots dressed up as Native Americans.

either your just trolling or you don't see hes just doing the Indian chalk lines on his face

Or maybe neither and he could just be saying they do look like the Siberian flag.

Serbian*



Thank you for pointing that out.

Serbia - А country in southeastern Europe
Siberia- Asian part of Russia.

ever been to siberia? cold as hell, of course but the forests are beautiful

Don't you mean Serbian, not Siberian? (trying not to sound like an asshole)

true could be too

I think that Sister Denmark is actually pretty cute

Sister Finland is the best ever

Why did this make me laugh so much?

could someone please explain this joke?

Processing....Processing....Processing...
REVELATIONS
Good on you, I laughed until I began to make seal noises.

Why don't I get it?

It's from a thread on 4chan originally, I think, where a guy posted, "If a cow goes up a flight of stairs, it can't go back down because of the way its knees face. It usually takes a crane to get them out," or something like that, to which some other guy replied, "If you throw a mattress into a pool, it soaks up so much water that you can't pull it out with your hands. It usually takes a crane to get it out," or something like that. The thread had a bunch of other people following suit, taking things out of things with cranes.

Here ya go

My God. I'm in tears.







Mind if I post this as content?

it was already posted on here like not even a week ago please....dont post it

Fuck.

Why...?

lets just say... most of the comics?...

No, I meant WHY LIKE WHY

what?

Nothing

I think he's referring to this satwcomic.com/canada-the-bishie click at own risk

All My, What!?!

Damn it canada.

^should be a line in the pledge of allegiance

leave me alone

Don't forget the taxes. That's why we have our guns, in case you want your taxes still.

I love how texas bhas the shotgun, because almost everyone in texas has a shotgun.

you think YOU got it bad? they gave us watered out coffee. it was weak like tea and tasted piss.

Well fuck. I roll this image, logout - come back a day later and i am being worshipped. I approve of this!

Ah, yes. Sarina Valentina. A fine shemale indeed.

(Yes. she has a penis.)

Good thing you gave me the heads up before she did

Gratitude brother!

Does it matter?

yeah, they look terrible

Dude, if you are looking for scars, or even notice them.

I have some bad news.

im not even just talking about the scars, its a horrible boob job

Guys, it's a tranny. Just saying.

People don't know the definition of "tranny" anymore... A tranny is now just a guy that has boobs. It's a girl with a penis.

By the way, a girl with a dick is called a "hermaphrodite"

Wrong; A hermaphrodite is something that can change their sex at will (clown fish and snails, for example).

I don't see why I'm getting thumbed down when I'm totally right:

wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

Because
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite_(disambiguation)

A hermaphrodite is an organism that possesses both male and female reproductive organs during its life. For human hermaphrodites, see intersexuality.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersexuality

It's still a "Human hermaphrodite"

Can a "hermaphrodite", as you call it, bear children?

I said an hermaphrodite was a girl with a dick

According to Oxford English Dictionary:

noun
a person or animal having both male and female sex organs or other sexual characteristics, either abnormally or (in the case of some organisms) as the natural condition.
Botany a plant having stamens and pistils in the same flower.
archaic a person or thing combining opposite qualities or characteristics.

oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/hermaphrodite?region=us&q=Hermaphrodite

Transexual is different from being Hermaphrodite, Sarina Valentina is transexual.

Why? Because he/she doesn't have a Vagina. He wasn't born with both sexual organs so it is not an Hermaphrodite. Goochmaster gave you the correct definition.

But still, he said it was a hermaphrodite, he never said it was a transexual...

You erased one comment so I can't tell what did you say in that one. But in this case, it is not just a girl that was born with a dick, it's a man who became a woman, therefore it is a transexual.

Also, he never said that He/She was a hermaphrodite, he was correcting your definition of the word

I know Sarina is transexual....

Still, he was correcting it wrongly (or at least that's why I think) "A hermaphrodite is something that can change their sex at will" you know, that's not the only meaning of the word... and Wikipedia isn't the most trustable page to use...




But there's a huge question that now comes to my head...

How did we start a fucking shitstorm with a tranny?

I don't know. And Wikipedia isn't the most trustable page to use..., yet you used it.

All of my wut

huehuehue

Also, I didn't say HE was a hermaphrodite, I just said "a chick with a dick is a hermaphrodite"

What does that question has to do with this?

If a "hermaphrodite" cannot bear children, then it is not truly a hermaphrodite. The whole point of hermaphrodism (I don't think that's the proper term, but whatever) is that each member of the population can reproduce regardless of whatever role the opposite is; they can both get pregnant, and they can both impregnate. If it can not become pregnant, then it is not a true hermaphrodite.

read dat shit up there :P

Lol comment got trips

Tranny:


1. transvestite
2. transsexual
3. transparency (photog.)
4. transit van (veh.)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tranny

get your shit together, tyrone

(It doesn't say anywhere a tranny is a girl with a dick, tranny is just short for transexual... mostly)

i'd still hit it

I'd still hit it.

nuh-uh...

Yes it is.

prove it

her name is "sarina valentina" 1 result on google image search she has a dick...

looking....

1st*

Click the "comment #98" button and read all of the comments.

doesnt say anything about that chick being a dude

Almost every single one does.

this is the second time i have seen this rolled today.