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#46
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iliketires (09/19/2012) [-] 
>Working at Best Buy
>Having a very bad day. Test next day, in an argument with girlfriend
>Guy comes up and asks where Wii games are, and INSISTS that they can also be played on his Xbox
>I tell him politely that that's not possible
>He says "Well you're wrong, let me have someone who actually knows what they're doing."
>Unholy rage builds inside me
>I tell him "Well you're an idiot."
>He tells my manager
>Manager eventually kicks him out of store
>MFW I stood near exit and watched him leave
>Having a very bad day. Test next day, in an argument with girlfriend
>Guy comes up and asks where Wii games are, and INSISTS that they can also be played on his Xbox
>I tell him politely that that's not possible
>He says "Well you're wrong, let me have someone who actually knows what they're doing."
>Unholy rage builds inside me
>I tell him "Well you're an idiot."
>He tells my manager
>Manager eventually kicks him out of store
>MFW I stood near exit and watched him leave
#45
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banjofrank (09/19/2012) [-] he looks like he's weeping cause someone asked him a hard question.
#43
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yeahhhbuddy (09/19/2012) [-] I think I want that shirt. It would make my current job a lot easier...
#31
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okthxbye (09/19/2012) [-] Ingvar Kamprad:
Im a cheap old man with good standard values for the everyday worker. I drive an old Volvo, look how nice and old and down to earth I am.
Actually lies about moving a shitload of cash to offshore accounts using loopholes in the system and evading taxes worth million of Euros.
Im a cheap old man with good standard values for the everyday worker. I drive an old Volvo, look how nice and old and down to earth I am.
Actually lies about moving a shitload of cash to offshore accounts using loopholes in the system and evading taxes worth million of Euros.
#26
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devildogpratt (09/19/2012) [-]
>work at grocery store
>pulling carts uphill across parkinglot
>bitch starts backing up when I am directly behind her in an orange shirt
>gets within an inch of me and I yell her to watch where she is going
>get into rather heated verbal altercation
>stops her car in the middle of road to go inside and complain that I yelled at her
>pulling carts uphill across parkinglot
>bitch starts backing up when I am directly behind her in an orange shirt
>gets within an inch of me and I yell her to watch where she is going
>get into rather heated verbal altercation
>stops her car in the middle of road to go inside and complain that I yelled at her
#22
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walkingdisaster (09/19/2012) [-] >Working at grocery store
>Dude comes up to me and asks where pickles are
>I tell him where they are
>He says "I already looked there, can I get an employee who knows where it is?"
>Running on autopilot, tell him I'll show him where it is
>Halfway there what he said actually hits me
>MFW
>Show him where the pickles are, he leaves without saying thank you
And that's why my personal philosophy at work is I hate all customers until they give me a reason not to.
>Dude comes up to me and asks where pickles are
>I tell him where they are
>He says "I already looked there, can I get an employee who knows where it is?"
>Running on autopilot, tell him I'll show him where it is
>Halfway there what he said actually hits me
>MFW
>Show him where the pickles are, he leaves without saying thank you
And that's why my personal philosophy at work is I hate all customers until they give me a reason not to.
#19
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N. Korean citizen (09/19/2012) [-]
>work part time at costco
>so many aisles
>give people the general area of a product when they ask
>bitch at me and say I don't know my shit
>but there's 70 isles....
>how do they expect me to remember where everything is when I only work their 20 hours a week and they move everything around every 5 days
>so many aisles
>give people the general area of a product when they ask
>bitch at me and say I don't know my shit
>but there's 70 isles....
>how do they expect me to remember where everything is when I only work their 20 hours a week and they move everything around every 5 days
#16
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arnoldbusk (09/19/2012) [-] >work at supermarket
>3rd time at work only
>fat motherfucker approaches me
>I can literally feel him walking towards me as I am placing cereal on the shelf
>turn around before he utters a word
>"Where are the bamboo shoots?"
>didn't even say please
>"Um, I am kinda new here, but I'll see if I can help you."
>"I don't have time for that bullshit, find me a real employee"
>mf while I was looking for a co worker
>3rd time at work only
>fat motherfucker approaches me
>I can literally feel him walking towards me as I am placing cereal on the shelf
>turn around before he utters a word
>"Where are the bamboo shoots?"
>didn't even say please
>"Um, I am kinda new here, but I'll see if I can help you."
>"I don't have time for that bullshit, find me a real employee"
>mf while I was looking for a co worker
#21 to #16
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genecaster (09/19/2012) [-] >host at japanese restaurant
>lady orders food says no onions in dinner meal
>specifically ask if she wants the onions out of the vegetable portion, out of the rice, or out of both.
>distinctly hear her say only the vegetable part
>comes in later when food ready
>"ay i taught i tol yo no onnins on dere"
>lady orders sushi consisting of deep fried crab, avocado, and asparagus
>asks for no avocado, no asparagus and no rice and seaweed
>say "so just deep fried crab?"
>no I want the sushi without avocado, asparagus or rice and seaweed
>maam the only thing left on the roll is the deep fried crab
>well i want a deep fried crab roll..with no asparagus, no avocado, no rice and seaweed
>okay
>my face when both of these
>lady orders food says no onions in dinner meal
>specifically ask if she wants the onions out of the vegetable portion, out of the rice, or out of both.
>distinctly hear her say only the vegetable part
>comes in later when food ready
>"ay i taught i tol yo no onnins on dere"
>lady orders sushi consisting of deep fried crab, avocado, and asparagus
>asks for no avocado, no asparagus and no rice and seaweed
>say "so just deep fried crab?"
>no I want the sushi without avocado, asparagus or rice and seaweed
>maam the only thing left on the roll is the deep fried crab
>well i want a deep fried crab roll..with no asparagus, no avocado, no rice and seaweed
>okay
>my face when both of these
#14
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hashketchum (09/19/2012) [-] Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
#12
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aguta (09/19/2012) [-] **aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at That's how I make love to women! **
what about...
what about...
#5
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whtkid (09/19/2012) [-] For a full-time employ, please pick one up at our service desk.
*Some assembly required
*Some assembly required
