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#994 - audioclave
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#996 to #994 - thessalonaki
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Actually there are two types
But whatever, I ain't gettin' into it
#993 - thessalonaki
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(09/19/2012) [-]
MFW Religious or Political posts on FJ
MFW Religious or Political posts on FJ
#987 - silasdg
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Seriously how many times are we going to have the Atheist/Religious thread war?
Seriously how many times are we going to have the Atheist/Religious thread war?
#1001 to #987 - noblexfenrir
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(09/19/2012) [-]
When people get around to realizing its just a joke and religion is allowed to be made fun of.
#1003 to #1001 - silasdg
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Brevity is the soul of wit.

I don't care if they make fun of religion or if religious people poke fun at atheism but for the love of God it's the worlds oldest joke.
#986 - Codyguana
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I believe in something. You believe in something. Why does this have to be a ******* conflict?
#1000 to #986 - schneidend
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Ask fanatical religious terrorists, whether it's Islamic terrorists blowing up subway stations or Christian terrorists blowing up abortion clinics. There are no fanatically violent atheists blowing up any of the religious folks' ****.
#991 to #986 - Darianvincent
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Human nature. Opinions have caused more death on this earth than any natural disaster. (Which is why FJ hates them. Or maybe just because people hate being disagreed with.)
#985 - chingachong
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#984 - thepandaking
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I find this humorous, but for some reason I just don't like Ricky Gervais :/
I'm an atheist, in case people thought I suddenly disliked him because anger.
Anyone else feel this way?
#981 - Lambda
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(09/19/2012) [-]
There was a south park episode about this, I think.
#980 - SemiAnon
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Atheists kill each other over more important things, such as everything else.
#977 - goml
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(09/19/2012) [-]
1. Person says a defining fact of their belief    
2.OP spills a huge load of scientific babble (never actually happened, probably something more like "BUT DURR IS NO GOD I'M SO EDGY LOLXD")    
3.Person gets angry, begins to rage and say ridiculous stereotype of their religion/belief    
4.OP says something witty (never happened, probably something more like "LOL U MAD CHRISTIAN?"    
   
Come on, we all know the story, it's been told a million times. I am a devout atheist, but stop making all religious people out to be insane, or you'll be no better then the corrupt leaders you love to rebel against. I hate asshole atheists, they make me seem like a douchebag...
1. Person says a defining fact of their belief
2.OP spills a huge load of scientific babble (never actually happened, probably something more like "BUT DURR IS NO GOD I'M SO EDGY LOLXD")
3.Person gets angry, begins to rage and say ridiculous stereotype of their religion/belief
4.OP says something witty (never happened, probably something more like "LOL U MAD CHRISTIAN?"

Come on, we all know the story, it's been told a million times. I am a devout atheist, but stop making all religious people out to be insane, or you'll be no better then the corrupt leaders you love to rebel against. I hate asshole atheists, they make me seem like a douchebag...
#1017 to #977 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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(09/19/2012) [-]
A devout atheist? That defeats the whole point of atheism, dumbass.
#998 to #977 - thessalonaki
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(09/19/2012) [-]
please don't say devout atheist.

it misrepresents us
plox
#976 - drakesblood
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(09/19/2012) [-]
That man is a giant douche...
#975 - mrjohnmarston
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I believe In the teachings of Bill Cosby
#974 - mrkillernine
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(09/19/2012) [-]
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#973 - maryjaneinmabrain
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#990 to #973 - kingnarnode
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(09/19/2012) [-]
but this is also science is it not?
#1016 to #990 - jadocars
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(09/19/2012) [-]
and who could forget this.
#1004 to #990 - jadocars
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(09/19/2012) [-]
as is this
#1008 to #1004 - kingnarnode
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(09/19/2012) [-]
oh, and we can't possibly forget this
#972 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE
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(09/19/2012) [-]
well duh war was invented because people got sick of tolerating others' opinions

[sarcasm]
#1024 to #972 - aldheim
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(09/19/2012) [-]
That's pretty close to the truth, actually.
#971 - mikaelkid
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#969 - corundum
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#967 - coolioplasm
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(09/19/2012) [-]
It's funny because athiests complain about how- *gets hit in the hammer by idgafman*
#965 - champaigne
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Eat it christfags!




Mmmmmmm taste good...?
#970 to #965 - lazorman
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(09/19/2012) [-]
"christfags"

I remember 7th grade.
#964 - quentintin
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(09/19/2012) [-]
yeah! agnostic!
#992 to #964 - Darianvincent
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#988 to #964 - nitsuan ONLINE
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! Another agnostic! :D
Yay! Another agnostic! :D
#962 - mcmg
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I can't believe I'm about to do this...
Only the jackass atheists will even respond negatively if you mention you're religious in anyway. One third will reply positively, these are the happy atheists. One will reply neutrally, these are the, 'I don't talk about my beliefs, because people tend to argue about them' type of atheists. The only time one of these two will respond, is if you dis them, and not passively like the whole system of Atheism, just their belief. I tend not to argue, unless you're one who goes, 'hey, dude, I ******* know I'm ******* right, asshole. Listen ******, when you die and go to heaven, St. peters gonna be all, 'sorry bitch, wrong belief system. Hell for you.'" Those are the twelve year old atheists. Irrelevant, in any case, because you can't threaten someone with an imaginary gun. It's like a hippy, I've always liked this analogy, threatening anyone with a bad aura. It doesn't matter to you, why? Because you don't believe in it. Before you go all, 'oh, way to compare only one thing a lot of people believe in.' What about witchcraft? And karma? Mind-control? And, of course, being thrown out of heaven for believing in the WRONG religion. You use that a lot, with other religious people. Christian to Jew, one example is enough, and so forth. I really don't mean to sound overbearing, or obnoxious, or hateful. An I'm sorry if I have, but... damn, people. Grow up, please.