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#1060 - colehaffner (09/19/2012) [-]
Nothing is true, Everything is permitted
#1059 - trolldabol (09/19/2012) [-]
whos ricky?
#1058 - thethickness (09/19/2012) [-]
>mfw religious posts on FJ
>mfw religious posts on FJ
#1057 - tchpookie (09/19/2012) [-]
on a more important note that religious wars:

For a short time, during his stay in Metropolis tracking the Joker, Bruce was in a relationship with Lois Lane. Lois even planned to move to Gotham (and transfer to the Daily Planet's branch there) to be with him, but that changed when she discovered he was Batman (and there was a whole side to him she didn't know and wasn't sure if she wanted to know). For some time after, Lois did have second thoughts about this decision and almost called him several times.

why google this? because of reasons that's why!
#1053 - esmebuffay (09/19/2012) [-]
Here's a picture of a room filled with all the atheists that have killed people over their religion. This same picture depicts all the atheists that have helped people because of their religion. Many soup kitchens, orphanages, and outreach programs designed to keep kids off drugs and out of gangs are run by religious organizations. Have you ever heard of a group of atheists going to third world countries on mission trips? Religion has hurt alot of people over the years but to say it's never helped anyone is complete stupidity.
User avatar #1090 to #1053 - Zirkle (09/19/2012) [-]
Ahaha. Funniest post I've seen all day. "Let's go to third world countries and shove our religion down their throats" As if they would go help if there wasn't the motive to convert them. The whole "keeping kids out of gangs and off drugs" thing is pointless. If you want to keep them off drugs and out of gangs it doesn't start with going to church or spreading the word of god. It starts with parents disciplining their damn kids. Soup Kitchens, while they may help the few people who are down on their luck, the majority of our homeless individuals are either 1. Lazy or 2. Addicts whom are overall worthless individuals that will continue to leech off of others. And last but not least, Without churches, Orphanages would still exist, they just wouldn't have a set belief system they force on the children. Don't get me wrong, I support faith, but I don't support religion. Oh, and as for the whole atheists not helping, I know atheists who where in the Peace Corps, and are very helpful members of multiple organizations. They just don't get the publicity due to the fact they are not with an independent organization, and often work along side people of multiple religions.



TL;DR Atheists just don't get credit for helping, Religions a joke, Only help in situations that they can spread their religion to those who are in need of wishful thinking.
#1102 to #1090 - spoonsarecool (09/19/2012) [-]
The butthurt radiates off your comments like light off a flame. Either you're a troll or you're just ignorant, either way I think you're the one that takes the award for funniest comment of today. I just hope the other guy responds and a flame war commences, it will be glorious!
User avatar #1110 to #1102 - Zirkle (09/19/2012) [-]
Not butthurt, just seeing how mad I can make people who feel the need to defend their beliefs in the eyes of strangers. At this present time, No matter what anyone believes on this post, I disagree with it for the sake of disagreeing. If a flame war commences, It will commence of him being upset, and stating his beliefs, and me using a "no, you" argument to defend something I don't even believe,
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#1080 to #1053 - boomdady (09/19/2012) [-]
Exactly... most religions preach tolerance and to love God and each other.   
   
The problem is there are idiots who label themselves members of a religion but don't really know what it means to be a member of that religion
Exactly... most religions preach tolerance and to love God and each other.

The problem is there are idiots who label themselves members of a religion but don't really know what it means to be a member of that religion
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#1041 - mr skeltal (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm glad that fat cunt gervais finds it necessary to spew his distaste of all religions everywhere because he believes himself to be mentally superior to everybody. I don't believe in God, but if you do then that's fine, I won't whore out on hate in an attempt to be socially accepted among myself and all of my "S00per kool antitheistic rebel friends lol YOLO!"

Chubby cunt, but your comedy special on alternative gay sex methods was hilarious.
User avatar #1040 - opethfanphx (09/19/2012) [-]
I was hoping for Trailer Park Boys Ricky, not another post about religion...
#1037 - opisgenerallyafag (09/19/2012) [-]
when muslims all over the world are going into an anti-american uproar over a crappy low-budget movie, you gotta take a big step back and say "this **** is seriously getting out of whack"
User avatar #1035 - bonerjam (09/19/2012) [-]
guys gimme likes so i can post pictures n **** . im too dumb for witty quips thank you.
#1034 - scootermcg (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm christian and I think this crap is hilarious.

To fuel the fire, however: most atheists I know are just as bad as the door-to-door religions...if they know you're religious, they'll proceed to talk until you leave about why you shouldn't believe what you do. Disagreeing is perfectly acceptable, but trying to make someone feel worse about something that doesn't have any effect on your own life...well..that's douchebaggery
User avatar #1027 - aldheim (09/19/2012) [-]
What's going on in this thread, by percentage:
2% = Religious or religion based arguements
97% = Guys stop fighting about religion!
1% = funny
User avatar #1025 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
Leave FJ for a few months. Decide to give it another chance. Anti-religion crap still makes up half of content. So long, Funnyjunk.
User avatar #1029 to #1025 - joshlol (09/19/2012) [-]
To be fair mate that's some of the better stuff to hit front page
#1045 to #1029 - harleyzone (09/19/2012) [-]
I stared at this for a good minute waiting for an image to load...jerk
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
Though some of them may be clever, they are sure to bring only ********** with them.
#1028 to #1025 - fawkwayne (09/19/2012) [-]
Good riddence!
Good riddence!
#1022 - mr skeltal (09/19/2012) [-]
im an atheist and i have nothing against religion, but i honestly think the world would be a much better place without it.
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User avatar #1032 to #1031 - ubergoatman (09/19/2012) [-]
FALSE
I like spiders more than I like bugs. and there'd be a ******** of bugs.
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#1047 to #1036 - ubergoatman (09/19/2012) [-]
I shall persuade you to my side.   
   
Spiders cannot mate midair, as some insects do, and you cannot walk into a drove of spiders 						*******					 at head level, unless you contact a spider web, which is easy to avoid.   
   
And spiders don't suck your blood like mosquitoes, or crawl into your ear at night to eat your brain like an earwig.
I shall persuade you to my side.

Spiders cannot mate midair, as some insects do, and you cannot walk into a drove of spiders ******* at head level, unless you contact a spider web, which is easy to avoid.

And spiders don't suck your blood like mosquitoes, or crawl into your ear at night to eat your brain like an earwig.
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#1061 to #1056 - ubergoatman (09/19/2012) [-]
I revoke my argument on premise of that being my fetish.
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#1064 to #1061 - driken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1065 to #1064 - ubergoatman (09/19/2012) [-]
You misunderstood, my good sir. I did not mean insects mating. I meant men that are into insects mating...
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#1073 to #1067 - ubergoatman (09/19/2012) [-]
AIN'T NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!
#1012 - mr skeltal (09/19/2012) [-]
well i think religion isnt that bad , i mean some people i know who believe in god actually good person they dont steal,really honest ,like to donate etc they doing it because it right thing to do not because heaven even they are not rich i see them to be have happy [url deleted] not really religious man but i think god is a sentient being who live beyond our reach

User avatar #1010 - tehweave (09/19/2012) [-]
You don't know the right athiests then.
#1002 - jadocars (09/19/2012) [-]
I still love me some Jesus!
User avatar #997 - audioclave (09/19/2012) [-]
Seriously.

Athiesm is the belief of nothing because they honestly don't believe there is a higher power out there.

There is only one kind of atheism.

Atheism doesn't say anything is forbidden so there are no possible arguments to happen about it.

Can we all grow the **** up and stop bickering over this **** that will just spew a ******** of opinions?
User avatar #1021 to #997 - nickhols (09/19/2012) [-]
Belief of nothing=/=no belief

its an important distinction
atheism means no belief
#1055 to #1021 - mr skeltal (09/19/2012) [-]
You got the first part right, the second part wrong.

Belief in no god=athiest

No belief=agnostic
User avatar #1006 to #997 - reretzu (09/19/2012) [-]
Actually atheism means that you don't believe in a god, monotheism means that you believe in a god and polytheism means that you believe in two or more gods.

Atheist is mainly associated with people who have no belief at all, but for example Buddhism is also an atheist religion.
But still no atheist groups have fought each other over their beliefs or lack there of.
User avatar #1015 to #1006 - audioclave (09/19/2012) [-]
Yes. I said Atheism means that you don't believe in any higher power.



They can't fight each other over their beliefs. You know why?



they don't have any
User avatar #1018 to #1015 - reretzu (09/19/2012) [-]
As far as I am aware Buddhism is a belief, they are atheists.
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - audioclave (09/19/2012) [-]
Um, no? Do your research buddy before you spout **** .



Buddism is the belief in a dude named Siddhartha somethingsomething that reached Nirvana by relinquishing all his vanities and **** after seeing the true world of illness and death. He is considered to be a holy teacher. Atheism isn't a classification of a religion/belief (they're both the same damn thing).
User avatar #1023 to #1019 - reretzu (09/19/2012) [-]
Buddhism is the belief that you have to follow a specific set of rules to gain karma, your karma would then be reborn until you could eventually follow the rules completely at which point you would reach Nirvana, a point of endless peace of mind and no more rebirth.

Siddharta was called Buddha because it meant the enlightened, he was the first person to realize this and go to Nirvana himself.

This is still a belief however, but it's an atheist belief because Buddha wasn't a god, they had no gods.
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