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#341 - Sebright (09/18/2012) [-]
>Play 1st Trumpet in Jazz band
>MFW no one gives a **** when you don't play guitar
#345 to #341 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
MFW trumpets in star wars are the best instruments.
User avatar #340 - albinodogcrap (09/18/2012) [-]
Yep, as a guitarist it bothers me that dudes learn four chords, say they can play and then just play the same progression to hit on girls.
User avatar #333 - latinotornado (09/18/2012) [-]
How bout..srsly guise..how bout..you learn..CLASSICAL GUITAR!!! ERRMAAGERRD! No haha but really I love Classical guitar, its ******* beautiful and you have to be a master to be good at it its just...orgasmic to listen too. I admit theres nothing wrong with a good alternative song, but classical is where its at. And I also think bar chords are for pussies
User avatar #342 to #333 - nopresident (09/18/2012) [-]
I agree. In my sophomore year we had a guitar class and one day I brought in my classical guitar and started playing something.....then I heard someone say "That's gay" after just a few seconds. Pissed me off. I don't care what any dumbass 14-year-old playing Megadeth on his Les Paul has to say. Classical guitar requires real skill and talent. Anybody who disagrees can keep palm-muting that low E string. I don't give a **** .

Btw, just finished learning this: http://www . gametabs . net/elder-scrolls-iii-morrowind/call-magic
User avatar #465 to #342 - latinotornado (09/19/2012) [-]
beautiful haha
User avatar #362 to #342 - anonymoosy ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't close your mind, blend the two styles and what you'll get is something truly incredible
#337 to #333 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
" And I also think bar chords are for pussies "

But....if u play classical u have to use bar chords all the time....wtf
User avatar #338 to #337 - latinotornado (09/18/2012) [-]
I meant in alternative style. And no, classical players dont use bar chords all the time. They use them less than in atlernative. Its just I hate people saying "oh god im beast at guitar!" then you see them jus sliding one ******* finger across the fret boards all over the guitar playing some ******** version of a radio song. Happens all too often. But your right anon I should have been more specific
#363 to #338 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen Ewan Dobson? :D he's ******* sick
#328 - jinjo (09/18/2012) [-]
Or, you could learn Chili Peppers songs.
#329 to #328 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
so you can look like a noob? ahaha fag
#332 to #329 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
inb4 metallica
User avatar #331 to #329 - jinjo (09/18/2012) [-]
'noob' comment disregarded.
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#321 - bishopthebard (09/18/2012) [-]
I 						*******					. HATE. THAT! It makes real guitar players look bad :/ It is the reason I refused to learn how to play "Iron Man" and "Smoke on The Water" for the longest time. People I knew would say that they could play guitar when it was only those two songs, and when i actually 						*******					 know notes and hundreds of songs and music theory, people are just like "oh, cool." 						*******					 douchebags.
I ******* . HATE. THAT! It makes real guitar players look bad :/ It is the reason I refused to learn how to play "Iron Man" and "Smoke on The Water" for the longest time. People I knew would say that they could play guitar when it was only those two songs, and when i actually ******* know notes and hundreds of songs and music theory, people are just like "oh, cool." ******* douchebags.
#367 to #321 - joojooey (09/18/2012) [-]
The only guitarist people think is especially cool is only cool cos he can play mario bros.
User avatar #351 to #321 - elbrysobrony ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Well, actually, the guitar solos in those songs are actually pretty damn awesome...
User avatar #468 to #351 - bishopthebard (09/21/2012) [-]
The thing is they don't even learn the solos, just the riffs.
#318 - sebamorena (09/18/2012) [-]
Also this
#322 to #318 - garamri (09/18/2012) [-]
Drop B? Drop A? Hell, lets just tune it down an entire octave. We'll call it flop-core.
#317 - sebamorena (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm going to play a bass solo

E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E
User avatar #357 to #317 - Nickola (09/18/2012) [-]
Let me introduce you to my friend Panic Attack by Dream Theater...

No, just kidding, you're absolutely right... :C
#316 - xuberpwnagex (09/18/2012) [-]
3 chords are for pussies. You have to use power chords with the circle of fifths. I still can't find a way to **** it up.
User avatar #307 - AnonymousWraith (09/18/2012) [-]
hahahaha, that's so conveinient (spellcheck?)
I just started guitar lessons a few months ago, and despite how many time sI explain that I'm still an ametuer, my dad's side of the family keeps asking me to play all these complicated songs that I dont even know the chords to, yet.
#301 - mikeyip (09/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #296 - PartyPanda (09/18/2012) [-]
Faggots that walk around the campus with a nice acoustic and only know how to play Blink 182 / GreenDay and they try to impress girls while IN CLASS.
(not that they are terrible bands)
Makes me want rip their guitar from their poser hands and rape their guitar with some fairly complex music.
If you've had this done to you, you know how it feels.
User avatar #292 - itwasntnsfw (09/18/2012) [-]
The first legitimate song I learned to sing and play at the same time was Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash. Turns out my girlfriend loves Johnny Cash. Learning Ring of Fire was not influenced by my girlfriend.
But learning to play Hey there Cthulhu was since she loves him so much.
Those are the only singing songs I know on the guitar.
Violin has a vast majority of music that I can play though.
#285 - dameush (09/18/2012) [-]
I used to play alto sax.. (yeah bitches totally dig an alto sax player) due to lack of bitches I decided to take up a new instrument. I saw an ocarina when I was at Otakon bought that **** . tarted practicing it.. got real good within hours next day bring it with me. Start playing lugia theme from pokemon 2000 hot misty cosplayer come up to me and says "Oh my god I love that song!" **** that bitch in my hotel room
#359 to #285 - rockandrollnigger (09/18/2012) [-]
I play alto sax as well. P.S I dont get the bitches :( TELL ME YOUR SECRETS OF SEDUCTION VIA SAXOPHONE
#416 to #359 - dameush (09/18/2012) [-]
you want to learn ow to get bitches using an alto saxophone? well it's pretty simple.. step one: practice it till you become good with your fingers.. bitches love a guy woknows how to use his fingers step 2: ditch the sax and pick up a douchey instrument. step 3: ??? stwp 4: profit
#417 to #416 - dameush (09/18/2012) [-]
*who *step
#278 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
People who think they can play guitar well and only know like 3 songs piss me off. I know 100's of songs and I've only been playing for 12 years. Just learn more songs damnit!
User avatar #335 to #278 - latinotornado (09/18/2012) [-]
Youve been playing 12 years? I commend you! Ive only been pickin up the guitar for 3 years now. My teachers told me I advanced quickly though :) I taught myself for the most part and I play classical and alternative haha its awesome
#326 to #278 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
Oh, i see so the more songs you can the better guitar player you are.

You clearly don't know anything about music. you don't improve for **** by playing other people's songs, you learn by creating songs/music for yourself(or improvising)
User avatar #421 to #326 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
stfu anon.
#327 to #326 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
" you don't improve for **** by playing other people's songs"

No, that's not true. you can learn a lot of techniques from other players and incorporate it into your own playing. (as long as you dont directly copy it)
#323 to #278 - infernoimmortal (09/18/2012) [-]
I've been playing for a roughly a year, I'm **** at playing and I admit it, there is only like 5 songs I can play that don't involve powerchords, I'm a powerchordfag, feels batman.
User avatar #325 to #323 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
Just keep going. That's how I learned. Just picked up things along the way by playing.
User avatar #287 to #278 - itwasntnsfw (09/18/2012) [-]
"I've only been playing for 12 years"
That is a very long time to some people.
#279 to #278 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
"I know 100's of songs"

No you don't. Shut the **** up, kid.
User avatar #280 to #279 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
But.. the thing is.. I do.
#282 to #280 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
OK. list 200 songs that can play and we might believe you. come on, you don't want to be known as a lying fag do you?
#283 to #282 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
that you can play*

i dun made myself look retarded
User avatar #288 to #283 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
As proof I can post a video of myself playing said song tomorrow because right now my roommate is sleeping.
User avatar #286 to #283 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
How bout this. Name a song in the rock/metal genre and chances are I can play it or have learned it at some point in time.
User avatar #295 to #286 - cobaltblazer (09/18/2012) [-]
Any Iron Maiden or Megadeth?
User avatar #297 to #295 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
I don't really play much classic rock.
User avatar #306 to #297 - cobaltblazer (09/18/2012) [-]
It's Maiden is NWOBHM and Megadeth is Thrash Metal
User avatar #289 to #286 - totallynotmiggo (09/18/2012) [-]
Divine Heresy - Facebreaker
User avatar #291 to #289 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
I was talking more like not death metal. I suppose I could learn it though.
#293 to #291 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
NO. dont play that faggy **** . play the main solo from mr crowley.
User avatar #294 to #293 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
That would prly take a few days seeing as Randy Rhoads is a monster on the guitar.
#302 to #294 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
but the solo is only 35 seconds. i'll give you 2 days. deal?
User avatar #303 to #302 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
I know but it's really complex and a bit over my head as far as skill level goes. I'll attempt it though.
#305 to #303 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
alright. we'll be waiting bro. and we wont forget
User avatar #310 to #305 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
I could play it but it wont sound good because it wont be smooth like he plays it.
User avatar #309 to #305 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
Yeah this is gunna be too hard. I never said I was a god like Randy Rhoads. Pick something simpler.
#312 to #309 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
but...12 years experience grumble

OK, how about stairway to heaven, the intro part and the solo?
User avatar #314 to #312 - ofmiceandmen (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem.
#320 to #314 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
alright we got a deal :)
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#271 - gingerfuntime (09/18/2012) [-]
GOD DAMMIT. I WANNA TAKE THOSE ******** GUITARS AND SMASH THEM AGAINST THEIR GOD DAMN FACE. But you know, I kinda like Wonderwall...
#269 - mytrakytra (09/18/2012) [-]
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I didn't choose the drum life,



the drum life bum dum dum pshh pssh pffttttsssshshsauhduhashhahahaha
User avatar #267 - androanomaly (09/18/2012) [-]
There are always those fags who take a guitar with them everywhere and play loudly in public.
If you were playing quietly I might be able to actually appreciate any musical talent you may have.
But if you're going to hog all the attention with your mediocre playing skills I just want to **** up your day.
User avatar #265 - gxela (09/18/2012) [-]
******* scumbag homecoming date. i bust my ass cleaning so we can hang out and she changes ******* plans on me. so now im sitting my ass down and viewing funny junk...
#261 - nachoiscool (09/18/2012) [-]
at least its oasis and not nickelback
at least its oasis and not nickelback
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