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#35 - bouncingsteell (09/12/2012) [-]
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.
#125 to #35 - CatholicPriest (09/13/2012) [-]
Here's the gif if you want it.
Here's the gif if you want it.
#32 - hazmathank (09/12/2012) [-]
PRAISE THE LORD
#147 to #32 - hazmathank (09/13/2012) [-]
Why the hell are there so many thumbs down
#29 - watanigga (09/12/2012) [-]
Redone:

"I was walking through the toy aisle in Wal-mart looking for stuffed ponies to fuck, when I came across this ball. I thought of my corrupted childhood and laughed as I remembered the times I had to hide from my father in my room while I was watching DBZ, and thought 'hey, FJ, my only friends, would like to see this'... It kinda looks like a dragonball... But I can't make it seem like I'm a pedophile walking through children's sections, so I'll say my 'niece' picked it up and said this to me... yes... that will work, and I will get thumbs, because it's a DBZ reference... I'm alone in Wal-mart. I don't have a niece."
User avatar #166 to #29 - jewcmarshal (09/13/2012) [-]
You have gone full retard. You should not have done that.
User avatar #33 to #29 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually, I do have a niece. She is 4 and her name is Haylee. I live with my sister and Haylee and we were at Wal-Mart looking for Monster High Dolls for her for Christmas. When I picked it up and started playing with it, she said that.
User avatar #71 to #33 - lilmoka (09/12/2012) [-]
Monster high? Shes even awesomer now!
User avatar #73 to #71 - lilmoka (09/12/2012) [-]
Shes even more awesome now!*** Damn... What the fuck happened there
User avatar #74 to #73 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Dude straight up. She calls them "Mad Girls".
She refuses to consider buying the knock off "Bratzilla's" because they aren't mean enough.
User avatar #76 to #74 - lilmoka (09/12/2012) [-]
Haha. I would love to have her as a sister! I have a whole shit load of Monster high dolls and Bratz dolls...I was a big fan of bratz though when i was a little girl.
#34 to #33 - watanigga (09/12/2012) [-]
loldon'tcare.hailsatan.
#39 to #34 - madjik (09/12/2012) [-]
#26 - donndee (09/12/2012) [-]
Mario Party Z.
Mario Party Z.
#92 to #26 - lupislord (09/12/2012) [-]
The only way to stop Freiza is to swing him by the tail!
#227 to #92 - sonicwind (09/13/2012) [-]
r u sure?
r u sure?
#164 to #92 - N. Korean citizen (09/13/2012) [-]
inb4 krillin owned
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#21 - ShadowEagle (09/12/2012) [-]
**ShadowEagle rolled a random image posted in comment #3056 at Dance Party! ** mfw
**ShadowEagle rolled a random image posted in comment #3056 at Dance Party! ** mfw
#19 - aguta (09/12/2012) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at Been waiting to use this one **
#18 - robfuckingwells (09/12/2012) [-]
Your niece may be correct, but is still a whore.
#14 - pvtgoblin ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
That doesn't look like mine at all.
User avatar #187 to #14 - doesnotcompute (09/13/2012) [-]
You have testicular cancer. I'm sorry.
User avatar #27 to #14 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
This made me lol hard bro. I'm a die hard fan of Skyrim. Have you heard of the new game by Bethesda called Dishonored?
#296 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (09/13/2012) [-]
When I read what you said, at first I thought you said "This made me hard".
#121 to #27 - lillpip (09/12/2012) [-]
Have you heard of the game coming out called "The Last Of Us" ? It's being made by Naughty Dog, looks really fucking sweet, unfortunately it's coming out for PS3 only...
User avatar #88 to #27 - nopresident (09/12/2012) [-]
Dishonored is being developed by Arkane Studios, not Bethesda.
User avatar #47 to #27 - psychoduck (09/12/2012) [-]
Bethesda aren't making Dishonored. A studio called Arkane Studios is making it not Bethesda, they are just publishing it.
User avatar #52 to #47 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Really? This I didn't know.
User avatar #28 to #27 - ilovetocuddle (09/12/2012) [-]
Do you have it? I was thinking of getting it.
User avatar #30 to #28 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
No, it comes out October 9th.
And have you seen any videos of it? I honestly think it is going to one up Skyrim like crazy. And I've already pre-ordered it. It makes me sad how under the radar this game is. I know it isn't going to beat anything on like first day sales or whatever, but I believe the gameplay and everything will beat it.
Sorry for rambling, I'm just really excited about this game.
User avatar #80 to #30 - TheAmericanCheese (09/12/2012) [-]
It looks interesting, but the last game i got that Bethesda made that wasn't Fallout or Elder Scrolls was a huge disappointment. Brink could have been so good, yet it failed miserably.
#40 to #30 - zvone (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah,I can't wait to play it! It looks so fun.
#37 to #30 - sefercil (09/12/2012) [-]
ooooo. i have learned something new. thank you.
ooooo. i have learned something new. thank you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
You want a link to two amazing demo videos?
#53 to #38 - sefercil (09/12/2012) [-]
i have found some along with disappointment. i'm not a feminist, but a humanist. and the women in a bunch of screenshots (in one video, not official bethesda stuff) showed a ton of prostitutes. like the more whores you have the more power you have. bethesda can do better than that...aela the huntress was kickass and strong, and beautiful. but why do those chicks have to be whores? so. many. whores ._.

it looks gorgeous otherwise, the animation is beautiful, the style is decently unique. i love the detail, it's all just so beautiful. but the high numbers of prostitutes has given a sour twinge to it...
User avatar #138 to #53 - lordmoldywart (09/13/2012) [-]
If you were a humanist you wouldn't like the fighting in games either, get over yourself
User avatar #324 to #138 - sefercil (09/13/2012) [-]
i'm not full of myself. i just want things to be equal. if men are killed, why can't i kill women? i want to be able to kill both. that's why i liked other bethesda games. you could kill anyone, it didn't matter who or what gender. i like to fight in games. i just want there to be a respect for both genders, some sort of good sportsmanship. honor/respect between warriors makes it an even greater game, be the warriors male or female. fighting happens. i just want the sides to be respected by the designers. (the characters themselves might be assholes, but the designers can still give the chicks some clothes. unlike ivy from soul caliber).

and ya know, when i think about it more, (thank you for urging me to do so), i don't think i am a humanist. i am more individual than one word, as we all are. i think man and woman should both take the blows. mercy in the same concentration, fury in the same level. there can be differences, but there should be a respect for both genders. making fun of a man's manhood isn't right. objectifying women isn't right. that's one of the basic things i am saying.
User avatar #57 to #53 - sefercil (09/12/2012) [-]
heres one. youtube com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=YcD28sNiB0w
User avatar #56 to #53 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Well, that's how it really was in the time Bethesda sets most of there games in. Like this game is futur-y and in the past... kinda... but anyways, that really was how it was back then.
User avatar #59 to #56 - sefercil (09/12/2012) [-]
but they didn't have to include it. there were probably some slaves in that time too. where are they? slaves of any race. and even a mix; sex slaves. these guys could afford them. they own people in general. but damn, so many women.
User avatar #60 to #59 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Slaves are in this games. The mission you do in the link that is posted below is getting rid of slave owners.
You can get rid of them by making them slaves at their own plantation if you do a side mission for someone else... This game is so indepth.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sefercil (09/12/2012) [-]
well, thank you for letting me know. i have jumped into researching this but i havent gone very far. i am glad you have told me. but there are other jobs for women. and i don't mean maids and cooks. are there any women in power?
User avatar #63 to #61 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
No idea, nothing much has been released on this game. And the reason there are so many hookers in the link below is because they are having a party, and need entertainment. Just in the video there is a Madame something, and she has power.
User avatar #323 to #63 - sefercil (09/13/2012) [-]
but why should there be so many hookers ._. don't guys have anything else to do besides have sex? it just seems unnecessary. why not women with clothes on, maybe with some cleavage and crap, but women that aren't being paid for their bodies? like women in dress and with some sort of class. it just makes the game seem dirtier.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ilovetocuddle (09/12/2012) [-]
I know that feel. fucking. hitman. my birthdays in 2 weeks, i now have an excuse for b day money.
#36 to #31 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Go you.
User avatar #41 to #36 - ilovetocuddle (09/12/2012) [-]
I read about it in game informer, time to go watch the trailer.
User avatar #42 to #41 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
The trailor is nothing compared to these two demo videos I know about. Want a link?
One video is completely stealth and on is complete agression.
Did you know that you can play the entire game without killing a single person?
User avatar #44 to #42 - ilovetocuddle (09/12/2012) [-]
Yes I would like a link. I love stealth games. huge splinter cell fan.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
www.ign.com/videos/2012/06/28/dishonored-stealth-gameplay-walkthrough
For the violent gameplay just scroll down to the "Must watch videos" and look for "Dishonored - Violent gameplay walkthrough". They have comentary, so turn your volume up.
User avatar #48 to #45 - ilovetocuddle (09/12/2012) [-]
Thankyou brother. If you have xbox add me. Wannabe 47
User avatar #50 to #48 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually, I have to hook my xbox up to my laptop to get on xbox live, so if you want to add me my name is... get ready for a shocker....
Cubicle Man
User avatar #62 to #50 - ilovetocuddle (09/12/2012) [-]
with or without a space. Thats key
User avatar #64 to #62 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
With space.
User avatar #65 to #64 - ilovetocuddle (09/12/2012) [-]
Gotcha I'll add you when I hop on dark souls.
User avatar #69 to #65 - cubicleman (09/12/2012) [-]
Alright cool, I'll talk to you on Xbox.
#11 - charx (09/12/2012) [-]
Even i am proud of your niece!
#10 - regeregechicken (09/12/2012) [-]
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#13 to #10 - LOLinternet (09/12/2012) [-]
Why can I not stop laughing..
#9 - macuto (09/12/2012) [-]
I never thought dragon's balls looked like that
#7 - N. Korean citizen (09/12/2012) [-]
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#5 - tonythetiger (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #5 - condormcninja (09/12/2012) [-]
Jeez spiderman you can't just ask someone why you're asian.
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User avatar #17 to #2 - onecoolbean (09/12/2012) [-]
**onecoolbean rolled a random comment #238865 posted by frychickamelon at Item Discussion ** :
Goodnight /items!! I'll miss you all, but I am literally falling asleep on my keyboard. ♥
User avatar #15 to #2 - bennyandwills (09/12/2012) [-]
You have made a mistake sir.
...a terrible mistake.
User avatar #8 to #2 - chosencausefuckyou (09/12/2012) [-]
FUCKING WHITE TEXT. thumb down for you.
User avatar #4 to #2 - jetpistol (09/12/2012) [-]
Dude, that's racist.
User avatar #3 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle (09/12/2012) [-]
Because you can't read black text on a light background!
User avatar #20 to #3 - spazzin (09/12/2012) [-]
He said "FUCKING BLACK TEXT. No thumb for you." just in case you guys wanted to know.
#1 - wobbles (09/12/2012) [-]
**wobbles rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at SouljaBoy ** what I thought it was
**wobbles rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at SouljaBoy ** what I thought it was
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**charx rolled a random image posted in comment #41453 at Social Board ** so relevant!!
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