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#132
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Omeglefails (09/10/2012) [-] >find lamp
>rub it and genie pops out
> wish to be richest man in the world
>he grants it and gives me a loving family
>cell phone rings
>other person on phone says i get a job as a video game designer
>take the job and hang up the phone
>feel happy that the genie gave me everything i wanted
>feelsgood
>rub it and genie pops out
> wish to be richest man in the world
>he grants it and gives me a loving family
>cell phone rings
>other person on phone says i get a job as a video game designer
>take the job and hang up the phone
>feel happy that the genie gave me everything i wanted
>feelsgood
#128
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ISRjustgun (09/10/2012) [-] I want telepathy and telekinetics. I'd go to Congress and REALLY make some shit change.
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scumbagposter (09/10/2012) [-] i wish i can control time so i can stop time and fuck every hot girl i see and teleportation too
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serotonin (09/10/2012) [-] To all those who agree with taking a true love....man up and find it your self. Getting wife/girl from magic well is like getting robot girlfriend (which some might argue is good thing...I leave it open for debate).
You can have any single thing so make it something that you have 0 chanse getting real life
I would pick Molecule Man powers
You can have any single thing so make it something that you have 0 chanse getting real life
I would pick Molecule Man powers
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tvfreakuk (09/10/2012) [-] I would wish to be omnipotent.
Have all the powers, as well as do stuff like create a cure for cancer/AIDS, stop world hunger (as I am omnipotent, I have the power to create food from thin air), create Pokemon (that wouldn't destroy mankind like so many have pointed out when they say it would happen if Pokemon were real) etc.
Have all the powers, as well as do stuff like create a cure for cancer/AIDS, stop world hunger (as I am omnipotent, I have the power to create food from thin air), create Pokemon (that wouldn't destroy mankind like so many have pointed out when they say it would happen if Pokemon were real) etc.
#107
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joeyliquid (09/10/2012) [-] >Wish to be able to do anything.
>One wish and you get everything.
>One wish and you get everything.
#105
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icameheretotroll (09/10/2012) [-] I would wish to control human's mind
then I would take some weirdos to the wishing well and force them to wish stuff for me
then I would take some weirdos to the wishing well and force them to wish stuff for me
#103
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GURUTOPKNOWLEDGE (09/10/2012) [-] I'd wish for immprtality and the ability to grant immortality to anyone i want to.
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kdn (09/10/2012) [-]
This is probably the smartest thing to wish for : the ability to grant your own wishes....How about that?
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captaincabinet **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-] > Wish for true love
> Woman of your dreams appears
> Get woman to wish for the next thing you desire
> BOOM two for the price of one
> Woman of your dreams appears
> Get woman to wish for the next thing you desire
> BOOM two for the price of one
#86
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alfjnn (09/10/2012) [-] To be Immortal, limitless time to obtain anything else I've wished for.
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infernoimmortal (09/10/2012) [-]
And watch everyone you love, will love and have loved die.
+ constant hiding from everyone because scientists would want to learn your secrets by abducting you.
and not to forget, nothing is limitless, you will die when the planet dies. (if we don't manage to make space travel possible)
+ constant hiding from everyone because scientists would want to learn your secrets by abducting you.
and not to forget, nothing is limitless, you will die when the planet dies. (if we don't manage to make space travel possible)
#84
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codyxvasco (09/10/2012) [-] I wish my friends could log into tf2 and play it in total virtual reality so if feels real.
That'd be cool.
That'd be cool.
#83
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N. Korean citizen (09/10/2012) [-]
I'd wish for luck
then you can find true love and money and never would need super powers because nothing bad is gonna happen to you or your loved ones
then you can find true love and money and never would need super powers because nothing bad is gonna happen to you or your loved ones
#78
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rdangerdash (09/10/2012) [-] If he's unhappy that he wished for her, doesn't that make the love untrue? He just wasted his wish. Maybe the same thing will happen with everyone else. Maybe all the wishes turn out wrong and everyone is left unhappy. There's got to be a lesson in there somewhere. Something about how you should just accept what you have rather than wishing for more. As for what I would wish for; there are so many things I want that I wouldn't even know where to begin. And the thing I want more than anything in the world is something that I wouldn't need to wish for because it's something I can actually get on my own. I suppose I would just wish that I wasn't so darn unhappy all the time.
