You beat me. I was planning to put the same.

I wasn't aware they where available to the general public...Hello game changer...

You can buy them at pet stores.

I am norwegian and went to an american high school for one year. it was hell compared to my school in norway. the teachers and the rest of the staff was so strict, it was like a prison compared to my norwegian school... (also the school was shaped after an actual prison :O)

well the students were so immature compared to my friends back home so maybe the need it idk..

You do know that the Norwegian school system is(shit) the slackest educational system in the world?

yeah something like that, it leaves a lot up to the students, its not shit just because it dosent have a nazi regime..

It's shit because the first thing you learn is that it's OK to fuck with the teachers and shit.

I remember in freshman year I sneezed in english class and got sent to the principals office for it.

While I agree, kids do get away with too much shit, having to wear a cone would be too much.
Think about it, that's crippling embarrassment right there. Enough to scar a kid for life.

I remember when I was in like 1st-6th grade if you even dropped a pencil your ass was done for.

I remember an Arab teacher made us run laps around the school when we did stupid shit or answered wrong... And I'm fat as fuck.

I used to have to do that.
I called out a lot as a kid. It was supposed to be one lap for every time you called out, and I got around 30 laps in one day. We only had to run around a tiny playground, though.

Well... Around our school was aprox. three quarters of a mile...

What grade was this?

First to seventh.

well fuck

What grade did you do it?

2nd grade I think. Its was only the one teacher who did it.

We only had one doing that, but we got the cone of shame too, but no one dared complaining.

Cone of shame is just hilarious

Yes, when that one kid that's not you is standing in the corner with it. On the other hand, when my four chins were squeesing out of that thing... Not so much.

I feel like i'd be able to play it off better, but then again, my social environment is more friendly than most. My school is a bit unique

By unique you mean?

I go to a magnet school. Its a small school that is part of a bigger one. The only real difference is the classes you take, although some you share with the main school.
Due to the small classes, almost everybody is friends with everybody. Therefore, i could wear the cone without embarrassment and probably get a few laughs out of it too.

tl;dr everyone in my class is my friend.

i tried to saying this

My class is unique too... By that I mean: 22 niggers and 6 white.

... lol

Some of them are married with kids and shit, we call it the segregation class.

that just sucks

I just noticed I had comment #222 and #300.
I am the tripfag sparta deserves.

That seems pretty harsh. I've got really small hands, so I happened to be able to use pencils to their very last scribble throughout school.

I can't guys. I've got these tiny hands...

Wow that never occurs to anybody

To clear things up, I don't have tiny little kid hands :P They're just smaller than average. I write with the tip of my index finger and second joint of my middle finger in cursive, so it's let me use pencils that way even though my hands have grown a bit since elementary.

Lol i never really got to use a pencil until half its length :D either i lose it or i break it out of boredom :D

amazing

I'm American and think she should be given a medal. My generation needs a kick in the ass. They're spoiled brats with a complete and utter lack of discipline. Parents are terrified that if they discipline their child, CPS will take their kids away. Its fucking terrible.

Nah, this is America, putting a cone on somebody is inhumane and disgusting and deserves to have the teacher fired from her job and made an outcast of his/her community. And people here wonder why kids are becoming so dumb. Maybe if we spent less time criticizing the teachers and more time punishing brats...ah, who am I kidding, things will never be the same.

The teachers teach their children properly, the parents bitch.
The teachers try to discipline bad children, the parents bitch.
A child fails a class, the parents blame the teacher and bitch.

Fuck the American Education system mate. Teachers are paid less and less and get blamed for fucking everything.

I couldn't agree with you more. I don't know why my last comment deserved a red thumb when everyone is aware that the American education system has become a joke, the laughing stock of first world nations practically. How does it make sense to take more and more away from teachers and spoil our bratty unintelligent children?

I thumbed you up before because I agree. We spend a shitload of money on the military, granted we need a good defense since we pissed everyone off but we need to prioritize. Cut spending ELSEWHERE, not on one of the most important systems in the country!

I guess we've decided that its more important to have the most bombs instead of the most physicist.

retoast? :P

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A commercial staring Tommy Lee Jones.
I've been unable to actually find the commercial itself though, sorry.

sooooo you raped her?

that school sounds amazing