No. Worship this!

ONE VISION!
ONE PURPOSE!

Command & Conquer! I still have that game well hidden and protected in my drawer.

already do

Why the fuck are theists so fixated on death and dying?
I just don't get it.

Not only can you not assure yourself any certain belief is the only true belief, is believing for the sake of not going to Hell truly believing? It's like lying to your parents so you won't get punished. Except with this whatever god you "believe" in would actually know.

what if your god isnt the right god? what if every time you pray or go to church you are only making the real god more mad at you?

Lol this guy

I love getting the chance to use this.

I'm a Christian, but with a sense of humor.

The thought behind that is called Pascal's wager, in case you we wondering.

i knew that indeed friend

Yay internet!

ag·nos·tic
   [ag-nos-tik]
noun
1.
a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as God, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience.

Yea pretty much explains my beliefs in a nutshell. What's your point?

You can't be pure agnostic unless you have never heard of any religion or have never thought up of your own. You can be agnostic theist or agnostic atheist. Do you believe there is a god but aren't sure? Then you're agnostic theist. Do you not believe there is a god (it's different from believing there is no god)? Then you're agnostic atheist.
Atheism =/= believing there is no god

Really? You still don't get it?
DO YOU ACTIVELY BELIEVE IN A GOD? YES OR NO.

I'm not sure. Agnostic.

You can be gnostic theist, agnostic theist, agnostic atheist or gnostic atheist. One of these four categories describes literally everyone's beliefs.

No, you can't be unsure of whether or not you do. It isn't a "maybe" question. It's like asking if you're pregnant, you either are or you aren't.
Do you consciously believe that there is a god? There isn't a fucking maybe, it's either yes or no. If you do, you're a theist, if you don't, you're an atheist.

Agnosticism is NOT exclusive from theism or atheism.

Soooo when did you get the right to tell people what their beliefs are?

Besides, you still didn't answer my question, did you finally realize you were wrong?

So let me guess, psychologists aren't allowed to tell people what their personality is, doctors aren't allowed to diagnose people and people aren't allowed to suggest things you might like based on what you like already?

You are the exact reason why I hate atheists.

Cool, it won't make you correct. Just admit you were wrong and you're pissed off because you're emotionally stunted and can't comprehend that you could possibly be incorrect in any way.

Alright, before I admit to whatever it is you're trying to prove, answer me this? What ARE you trying to prove? What self-justification are you getting out of shoving your views of logic and hate of impossible belief down my throat? What EXACTLY does getting me to say I'm one of those four categories accomplish?

I'm trying to get you to realize that you can't just call yourself whatever the fuck you want without actually knowing what it means. I'm trying to educate you so you can stop making a fool of yourself in front of more intelligent people.

I really don't think anyone else besides you gives two shits about what I say my beliefs are.

Alright, fine. I'm not saying your beliefs are wrong, I'm saying you categorized it wrong.
So have fun being wrong and looking like an idiot.

You don't get out of the house much do you?

Actually I'm on my lunch break at work, so go fuck yourself.

You sit here trying to tell me I'm wrong, virtually screaming at me through the internet about why I'm not correct, when in the end the only one who would consider to give a shit. I think I hit the nail on the head, really.

Because I'm sure you aren't

Not really an accurate flowchart, since I presented facts and you denied them like a pretentious asshole.

You're hopeless kid. Have a fun life being a self-absorbed ass hole.

Since the reply limit has been reached because of your dumbfucker, let me just say - You are easily the most unintelligent, hypocritical, fucking RETARD I have ever met on the internet. You say something completely stupid, I correct you with, guess what, the truth, and you flip out and start crying. You can make shit up all you want, we all know you're still some little faggot sitting in your room all day crying because nobody likes you.

Have fun being wrong, again and again, because of how extraordinarily unintelligent and moroning you are, and have fun failing in life while people like me succeed.
BTW: I wouldn't call electrical engineering a "shitty desk job", but have fun working at McDonalds for the rest of your life. They don't hire dumbfucks to do anything important, you see. Have fun being an angry, spiteful, bitter liar that spews out bullshit on the internet because of your rock bottom self esteem. You never changed and you were never like me, all I did was correct your ONE STUPID FUCKING MISTAKE and you start crying about how I'm such a mean person and you're right about everything.

Part of growing is being able to admit you're wrong, and you're clearly incapable of doing that. Have fun being 12 forever.

laughingsquid.com/comic-flowchart-on-how-to-deal-with-internet-arguments/

read this comic. Maybe then you'll see what I'm trying to get at.

God damn you're like my old self's clone, calm down dude it's really not a big deal.

>trying to tell you you're wrong
I didn't try, I succeeded.
>virtually screaming
No, not really, you're the one being an ignorant fool that refuses to see any point of view besides your own
> when in the end the only one who would consider to give a shit.
Not a proper sentence, what does this even mean?
>I think I hit the nail on the head, really.
About what? You haven't admitted you were wrong, so no, and since you've been wrong about everything else, I see nothing no nails to hit here.

About how you don't get out of the house. If you try to so desperately prove you're right, not a single person is going to stop and say, "You know what? This egotistical ass hole is right. I'm completely wrong and should humbly thank him for telling me off." No, you're going to get something along the lines of "Who does this asshole think he is trying to correct me all the time?" Why do I know this? because I used to be a lot like you, bud. I would start pointless flame wars on the internet, correct friends when they were wrong, and try to spread the "good will" of intelligence to everyone I could. Then one day I realized, hey. No one gives a shit and I'm just pissing a lot of people off. Until you realize this, you're going to be like I was, cold and alone with a shitty desk job with no one to care about you. But, if you still feel you're sooo right, To Each his Own I guess.

Some agnostic do believe there is a god. Those are called agnostic theists.

Religions can be offensive to human lifespans and intelligence.

How? By doing this, he is mocking every single religion because we believe in one or more Gods. It's offensive to me and everyone who believes in something.

no, he's mocking the fact that society gives religion a loophole to certain things like this, and he is pointing out that if you were to say it was religious they would allow it, hes showing people's idiocy not offending religion.

I don't support wearing a hijab, niqab or a, God forbid, burqa in those photos. You have to be able to show your identity. But a necklace and things like that? That shouldn't be a problem.

Loophole to wear hats for drivers license photos? Those religious people. Just who do they think they are? Wanting to wear hats for government photos.

THAT IS MADNESS!!

awww