**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at Ninja kitten will find u and cuddle u ** Perfect. Just perfect.

Axe:

Makes girls drop dead for you.

bowchicawawa

all i ever do is a quick spray of it and it usually smells just right

**nathanielcockburn rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Burned by your mom **
how i use axe

In middle school when every single guy would spray axe in the locker room.

**kubrick rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at obama ** Jackpot.

And that, people, is what we call the 'Axe Effect'.

I actually like Axe 'Phoenix'. This one guy I dated wore it all the time until he passed away unexpectedly. I keep a can under my bed for when I feel lonely I spray my pillow a few times and try my best to fall asleep, trying to remember that even though he is gone, I was loved once, so maybe it can happen again...


Plus it covers up the smell of weed really well...

Doesn't matter, still had sex.

Axe smells like shit anyway

Old Spice master race reporting in

>spray it in their eyes and blind the bitch
>???
>profit?

Yep