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#28 - oliphan (09/05/2012) [-]
Dayum nigga! You gon get da pusseh tonight.
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#26 - spacetequila (09/05/2012) [-]
Your faces.
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#25 - freespeech (09/04/2012) [-]
I have nothing in my reaction folder to express this awesomeness so take this.
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User avatar #36 to #25 - ghirahn (09/05/2012) [-]
I Fucking Laughed so hard when reading that.
Killed the mood.
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#27 to #25 - AkatsukiNekoJr (09/05/2012) [-]
I can't for the love of me figure out who's suppose to be the guy in this picture. :|
I can't for the love of me figure out who's suppose to be the guy in this picture. :|
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#72 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (09/05/2012) [-]
eh Avatar Legend of Korra?
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#32 to #27 - lildj (09/05/2012) [-]
I PUT A CURSE ON YOU A CURSE ON YOUR COW
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User avatar #29 to #27 - freespeech (09/05/2012) [-]
The guys who brought her to the city.
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#24 - TARDIS (09/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#21 - falloutfanatic (09/04/2012) [-]
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at I own a poncho ** and then they fucked
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at I own a poncho ** and then they fucked
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#20 - N. Korean citizen (09/04/2012) [-]
processing.... processing....
mfw.
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#23 to #20 - gatoradefucker **User deleted account** (09/04/2012) [-]
>MFW I have no face
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#33 to #23 - lildj (09/05/2012) [-]
**lildj rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Nyan truck ** mfw you have no face
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#58 to #33 - thegamerchair (09/05/2012) [-]
**thegamerchair rolled a random image posted in comment #972236 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** >MFW you still don't have a face
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#297 to #58 - lildj (09/05/2012) [-]
**lildj rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at fagooottsss ** mfw i need a face
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#298 to #297 - lildj (09/05/2012) [-]
fuck
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#16 - AceofHearts (09/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #15 - kightofnever (09/04/2012) [-]
it means they are going to fuck
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#14 - N. Korean citizen (09/04/2012) [-]
cropping tool, learn it use it love it
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#13 - anatidaephobia (09/04/2012) [-]
Okay OP, now I'm interested.
How did that work out?
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User avatar #35 to #13 - dickthebutt (09/05/2012) [-]
sex, thats what happened
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#198 to #35 - fragglerocks (09/05/2012) [-]
OP's name is onemanstand... I dont even wanna know.
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User avatar #17 to #13 - AceofHearts (09/04/2012) [-]
Seriously, we must know.
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User avatar #12 - JJTF (09/04/2012) [-]
Well, did the fortunes tell the truth?
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#9 - clicheguevara (09/04/2012) [-]
Erich Fried reference in fortune cookie?
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User avatar #11 to #10 - clicheguevara (09/04/2012) [-]
Für die Welt bist Du irgendjemand, aber für irgendjemandbist Du die Welt.
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#8 - N. Korean citizen (09/04/2012) [-]
"You're someone to the world, and you're the world for someone" Sonic Syndicate
My quote line of a song.
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User avatar #6 - paelaer (09/04/2012) [-]
Add "in bed" to the end of both fortunes.
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#4 - tacosmells (09/04/2012) [-]
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#56 to #4 - aklex (09/05/2012) [-]
Hers said "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world."

And his said "You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world."

Just in case anyone didn't catch it :)
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#243 to #56 - N. Korean citizen (09/05/2012) [-]
Just in case anyone was too retarded to use the enlarge feature specifically implemented to make seeing detailed images easier**
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#3 - finishhimlarry (09/04/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Sorry man, I just don't think it's legitimate
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#1 - N. Korean citizen (09/04/2012) [-]
lol captcha was 69
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#19 to #1 - attifyon (09/04/2012) [-]
If you never tried to commet, you wouldn't see the captcha. If you never saw the captcha, you wouldn't feel the need to comment. That means you saw the captcha because you saw it.
If you never tried to commet, you wouldn't see the captcha.
If you never saw the captcha, you wouldn't feel the need to comment.
That means you saw the captcha because you saw it.
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#31 to #19 - jeroylenkins (09/05/2012) [-]
He got a captcha because he thumbed up.
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#5 to #1 - skwaab (09/04/2012) [-]
That's nice.
That's nice.
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#2 to #1 - deitylicious (09/04/2012) [-]
And your point being?
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