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#39 - qazzuiop (09/02/2012) [-]
That's why you should always wear a bowtie and a fez wherever you are.
#41 to #39 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
Sure, if you want to look like a faggot.
#64 to #41 - qazzuiop (09/02/2012) [-]
who's the faggot now?
who's the faggot now?
#36 - trevo (09/02/2012) [-]
I remember walking home from a house after a massive party, And had a hangover of a life time. I looked horrible too ,my clothes where smelly and ripped with a limp I don't remember. Just wanted to go home saw my crush walking my way. ohgodwhy.jpg I just tried my best to smile and nod she giggled. I was like fuck yeah Im Cool! got home and look in the mirror to see a cock and balls around my forehead and eyes.
MFW

In b4 tl;dr
User avatar #27 - ILikeGreen (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm going to the mall today to buy clothing, and my crush always goes on sundays.
Chances are slim that I bump into her. Wat do?
#33 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
Locate her, follow her and when you and her are somewhat secluded, hogtie her, strip her and finger her until she throws up.


Then take a shit on her chest
User avatar #34 to #33 - ILikeGreen (09/02/2012) [-]
anything legal?
#38 to #34 - twofacedent (09/02/2012) [-]
Where's the fun in that?   
   
Why hello there, FBI agent
Where's the fun in that?

Why hello there, FBI agent
#37 to #34 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought it was legal...



fuck.
#29 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
fap
#26 - yanik (09/02/2012) [-]
**yanik rolled a random image posted in comment #155 at Gaming ** MFW when i do it
User avatar #25 - itssarah (09/02/2012) [-]
I don't always run into my crush but when I do, it's after I get off work when my clothes smell like chicken, my hair's a mess, and I'm not wearing makeup.
#31 to #25 - laaars (09/02/2012) [-]
chickeeeeeeeeeeeen
User avatar #21 - mdmclean (09/02/2012) [-]
i dont always run into my crush but when i do i whimper like a puppy and make a fool fo myself and i cry myself to sleep agt night because i'm lonely because i cant tal to my crush hahaha WHAT?
#19 - dolanthegreat (09/02/2012) [-]
**dolanthegreat rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Taking pictures is too Simple ** what i'm wearing
#35 to #19 - WhattheNorris (09/02/2012) [-]
**WhattheNorris rolled a random image posted in comment #841 at A weeks worth of groceries(read desc) ** what I'm wearing
User avatar #24 to #19 - picamix (09/02/2012) [-]
you are wearing hover cat?, oh god why
#16 - grimmwaters (09/02/2012) [-]
#15 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
Don't walk out in shitty clothing then yes?
#14 - selbs (09/02/2012) [-]
...............and you smell like shit
#13 - aldheim (09/02/2012) [-]
If you want to share some funny OP, why not post a normal link?
You greedy cock you.
#11 - bendingtimesucks **User deleted account** (09/02/2012) [-]
The best way to prevent this is to dress relatively nicely no matter where you go. You never know who you're going to bump into when you step out your front door so it's best to be prepared to see someone important, and it's not just the people you know now that you have to dress for. Imagine this, you walk by and interact with thousands of people a day (if you leave the house) one of them may be your future boss, in-law, or professor. Also, dressing nicely increases confidence and energy. If you wake up in the morning and shower then change into nice clothes (not sweatpants and sweatshirt) your going to be more alert and mentally prepared for your day.
The best way to prevent this is to dress relatively nicely no matter where you go. You never know who you're going to bump into when you step out your front door so it's best to be prepared to see someone important, and it's not just the people you know now that you have to dress for. Imagine this, you walk by and interact with thousands of people a day (if you leave the house) one of them may be your future boss, in-law, or professor. Also, dressing nicely increases confidence and energy. If you wake up in the morning and shower then change into nice clothes (not sweatpants and sweatshirt) your going to be more alert and mentally prepared for your day.
#20 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
"Every day you should dress like you're going to meet the love of your life"
User avatar #10 - jimby (09/02/2012) [-]
your fuckin doing it wrong, its supposed to be something badass you idiot :p,

example= i don't always run into my crush, but when i do i'm at my best.

fuckin noob i swear t(-_-)t
#12 to #10 - aldheim (09/02/2012) [-]
That's not right in the slightest you pretentious prick.
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#8 - N. Korean citizen Comment deleted by busberan [-]
#6 - ragingbrony (09/02/2012) [-]
Quick, just smile and say hi!!
Quick, just smile and say hi!!
User avatar #3 - tdogmeds (09/02/2012) [-]
I used to have this problem.
Now, I never leave the house without a button down shirt.
An ex crush that originally wanted nothing to do with me walked into my work the other day, while I was wearing a shirt and tie.
That night, she facebooked me, and I could tell she wanted the dick.

Anyway,
Moral of the story: get a tie.
It changes shit.
#7 to #3 - zhubat (09/02/2012) [-]
Certainly does
#4 to #3 - notyaoming (09/02/2012) [-]
Agreed, I also find I'm more confident on the rare occasion I wear a suit.

You really turn into a new person.
#2 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
also i'm ugly
#1 - ponylicker (09/01/2012) [-]
#28 to #1 - knowstoomuch (09/02/2012) [-]
I have this shirt. Guys, what do i do?
User avatar #103 to #28 - harryscene (09/02/2012) [-]
Fuck off.
#43 to #28 - boch (09/02/2012) [-]
Grow up.
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