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#10 - anaraledien (08/29/2012) [-]
Did you notice that he's written "John Lenin"?
Did you notice that he's written "John Lenin"?
#9 - hooxx (08/29/2012) [-]
shiit, i'm laughing so bad right now
#8 - stillfreeman (08/29/2012) [-]
apology for poor english

when were you when heat legend dies?

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

"heat is die"

"no"
#36 to #8 - bigredhouse (08/29/2012) [-]
you am russia?
#7 - CIS White Male (08/29/2012) [-]
I was saved by when john is kill.

> Swim jump class when 13
> Going to jump from high
> Jump and land in water but first time blood of the month comes
> In same time voice announce on speaker
> "John is kill!"
> No

No one notice my first time blood of the month.
User avatar #6 - vickyviks (08/29/2012) [-]
> be phone
> chair stand long man
> knife use to john
> blood outcome person john
> floor red john blood
> without cloth lady run run run takes me hand run run run run
> meat chest jump jump 'goodfeelmanhood.jpeng'
> lady rub keypad use call phone
> talk 'john is kill'
> no 'i came'
User avatar #4 - Lambda (08/29/2012) [-]
Wow. If you type "john is kill" into google it comes up with the wikipedia page for John Lennon's death.
User avatar #3 - mattseven (08/29/2012) [-]
Seriously guys, stop joking about that... John Lennon once saved my life

>be 15
>sitting in history class
>out of nowhere, someone enters the classroom
>asks me to go see the principal
>ok wth did I do now
>go to principal's office
>mom's here
>tells me that both my little brother, little sister and dad died in a car crash
>so much pain I can't even cry
>start running out of school
>burst into tears
>feels like it will never stop

2 Months later

>still can't go to school
>can't actually do anything
>lay in bed all day long, listening to music
>mom enters my room
>tells me "I'm sorry pie, we've just lost someone else"
>start to panic
>"john is kill"
>"no"
User avatar #104 to #3 - brettyoke (08/29/2012) [-]
******* DAMNIT, YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE PHONE FIRST!
#55 to #3 - CIS White Male (08/29/2012) [-]
I thought it might be true, but the ending made me doubt. Is it true?
User avatar #77 to #55 - mattseven (08/29/2012) [-]
I thought your comment might be true, but trolling made me doubt, is it true?
#19 to #18 - mattseven (08/29/2012) [-]
I love you too, stranger
I love you too, stranger
#20 to #19 - novren (08/29/2012) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mattseven (08/29/2012) [-]
thanks! It was missing in my reaction folder :)
User avatar #5 to #3 - slootyslooot (08/29/2012) [-]
I am laughing and crying at the same time.....
#2 - amsel (08/29/2012) [-]
>on way home from school
>making smoke weed with friends
>one friend say "did you hear news?"
>other friend say "ya john is kill"
>'no'
User avatar #1 - adrummerboy (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh my ******* god...my lungs..oh..i cant ******* breath,,,
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