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Comments(121):
>be home
>reading my favorite bread
>suddenly beeper says cal 555-JOHN IS KILL
>no
>reading my favorite bread
>suddenly beeper says cal 555-JOHN IS KILL
>no
#63
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basicargentinian ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
>In west Philadelphia born and rais
>On pleygroun where I spend most my days
>Chillin out, max, relax all cool
>shoot some b-ball outside of school
>When a couple of guy, they were up to no good
>Start make trouble in my neighbourhood
>I get in one little fight and my mom get scared
>And say:
>"john is kill"
>"no"
>On pleygroun where I spend most my days
>Chillin out, max, relax all cool
>shoot some b-ball outside of school
>When a couple of guy, they were up to no good
>Start make trouble in my neighbourhood
>I get in one little fight and my mom get scared
>And say:
>"john is kill"
>"no"
#59
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N. Korean citizen (08/29/2012) [-]
>In London
>Walking on street
>See hippy, shoot him for lulz
>Voice in the distance
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>John is kill because of me
>Walking on street
>See hippy, shoot him for lulz
>Voice in the distance
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>John is kill because of me
#56
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N. Korean citizen (08/29/2012) [-]
>Chillin out relaxin all cool in my basement
>Dad opens the secret door down to the basement
>Dad looks at me
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>Dad opens the secret door down to the basement
>Dad looks at me
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>Be at home
>cooking some bacon
>watching tv
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>cooking some bacon
>watching tv
>'john is kill'
>'no'
#51
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kobegriffeysanders (08/29/2012) [-]
>at school
>at school get boner
>people ask why boner
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>at school get boner
>people ask why boner
>'john is kill'
>'no'
>Sacrificing a goat
>Drinking it's blood
>Get blood stains on white t-shirt
>Goes down to laundromat to wash my shirt
>Forgot to bring enough quarters
>Go to the bank
>Try to get a roll of quarters
>Get questioned for my bloody shirt
>Tell them it was a shaving accident
>They don't buy it
>Get arrested
>Thrown in jail cell, cellmate is a 10 foot tall black guy
>Drops his knife on the ground
>Tells me to pick it up
>I bend over to pick it up
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>Ass is internally bleeding
>Officer comes and tells me I have a visitor
>My satanist friend Tim is there and says he has some bad news
>He tells me john is kill
>no
>Drinking it's blood
>Get blood stains on white t-shirt
>Goes down to laundromat to wash my shirt
>Forgot to bring enough quarters
>Go to the bank
>Try to get a roll of quarters
>Get questioned for my bloody shirt
>Tell them it was a shaving accident
>They don't buy it
>Get arrested
>Thrown in jail cell, cellmate is a 10 foot tall black guy
>Drops his knife on the ground
>Tells me to pick it up
>I bend over to pick it up
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>Ass is internally bleeding
>Officer comes and tells me I have a visitor
>My satanist friend Tim is there and says he has some bad news
>He tells me john is kill
>no
#44
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biggrand (08/29/2012) [-]
> in car
> fucking wife
> turns on radio
> black death starts playing
> wife starts have interracial fantasy's
> I cry and get out
> find myself at subway ordering a sandwich
> john is kill
> no
i really dont know what the fuck im doing
> fucking wife
> turns on radio
> black death starts playing
> wife starts have interracial fantasy's
> I cry and get out
> find myself at subway ordering a sandwich
> john is kill
> no
i really dont know what the fuck im doing
#38
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noobier ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home browsin funnyjunk when pinkie pie ring
'u is ban'
'why?'
'john is kill!'
'no'
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home browsin funnyjunk when pinkie pie ring
'u is ban'
'why?'
'john is kill!'
'no'