**shannonbitt rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at Sean Bean Always Dies ** who actually was first

<Neil armstrong

HFW

I forgot to go on Reddit yesterday. So I figured I would come here today and it would be pretty much the same thing.

I don't get this joke. Can someone explain it to me please?

**dorgan rolls 01**

"I kept this secret for many years... I'm a distant relative of (insert rich famous guy who died a few years before me), and he left me a large portion of his wealth to give my family the life of luxury. But I was worried you would become spoiled and forget the value of hard work, so I only took what we needed and put the rest in a bank account with a false name to collect interest. Here's what you need to do.

Go to the old back down the main road. Once you get there, open the door
Get... *cough* on the floor....
Ev-everybody.... walk *cough* the... d-dino...Grrrraugh...."

They won't know what the fuck is going on.

**niggerlips rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at what i do when i have no internet ** what got to the moon first

I really hope that he is eventually reburied on the moon...


and/or he gets some sort of Lunar monument.

ALL MY TREASURE IS HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THE SEA, ANY OF YOU CAN GO GET IT-

That would have been epic.

Neil: "My only regret is that I have boneitis..."

Well good luck with the shit storm that could of caused

Here's what I would say, "I've hidden 3 million dollars under the... the..." and then I'd die.

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #809663 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** relatives face when

Oh gosh, we lost MJ, and now Neil, we shall never see moonwalking again