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User avatar #446 - regdestroy (08/28/2012) [-]
The frontpage. Hilarious as always.
#451 to #446 - imasupertroll (08/28/2012) [-]
frontpage isn't funny anymore, unless you're being sarcastic.......
User avatar #460 to #451 - regdestroy (08/28/2012) [-]
Perhaps next time I should make it clear that I am being sarcastic.
#443 - copyhunter (08/28/2012) [-]
how is this **** on frontpage?
User avatar #441 - manofparody (08/28/2012) [-]
>First time
>15 minutes
>Lie.
User avatar #445 to #441 - westonbeast (08/28/2012) [-]
My first time went on for 40 minutes.
I masturbated way too much.
User avatar #471 to #445 - usmcoorah (08/28/2012) [-]
Yeah my first beej took at least 30 minutes, and she was pretty good.
User avatar #450 to #445 - manofparody (08/28/2012) [-]
^This.
If this is true, he is the hero that the sexy, unadulterated, female side of gotham deserves.
User avatar #459 to #456 - manofparody (08/28/2012) [-]
Mind if I ask you what age you lost your virginity?
User avatar #465 to #459 - westonbeast (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm going to be honest, even though this seems like an outright lie.
16.
#438 - Schwarzenegger (08/28/2012) [-]
I WANT TO TOUCH HER RECTUM
#437 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #466 to #437 - dassnasty (08/28/2012) [-]
That looks very uncomfortable.
#461 to #437 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
Really sorry guys i don't know were this is from :p
User avatar #532 to #461 - xxDestinyxx (08/28/2012) [-]
Just googled it:

Courtney Cass

In full res she's actually pretty hot. The thumbnail does not do her justice.
User avatar #452 to #437 - mustachebro (08/28/2012) [-]
ib4 flagged.
User avatar #442 to #437 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
**** bro...come on.
#436 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
#434 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
pretty cute is not 8/10 :(
#429 - dirigiblequixote (08/28/2012) [-]
****					 your 						********					.   
   
						****					 it with a syphilis-coated knife.
**** your ******** .

**** it with a syphilis-coated knife.
User avatar #427 - katypower (08/28/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>Senior for Jr. High
>hellyeah.jpg
>Hot History teacher
>Being me, You would mess up in class.
>Ask to get seen after class
>Was the last class for the day
>One thing leads to another and I'm on my knees stroking his cock
>lolwtfamidoing.jpg
>Start sucking on his cock.
>He lifts me up on a table
>He warns me about the pain
>He thrusts in one shot
>Mind is full of wat
>A minute passes and he starts moving
>starts to feel good
>Several minutes later he's ramming me.
> **************** .jpg
>Cums¸
>Guy cums over me
-And this is the story of my first time folks.-
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Copy pasted from my signature on You need to login to view this link
Suck it.
User avatar #484 to #427 - katypower (08/28/2012) [-]
Yes....Yes....Hate, It is my master plan >:D
#477 to #427 - imabser (08/28/2012) [-]
Nope....Just nope.
Nope....Just nope.
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User avatar #468 to #427 - dassnasty (08/28/2012) [-]
Wow, you had sex with a teacher, who the **** hasn't?
User avatar #478 to #468 - usmcoorah (08/28/2012) [-]
..A lot of people havent.
User avatar #481 to #478 - dassnasty (08/28/2012) [-]
Guess it was just my school then.
#505 to #481 - koshana (08/28/2012) [-]
Dass nasty, ***** .
User avatar #483 to #481 - usmcoorah (08/28/2012) [-]
lolwut.jpg
User avatar #491 to #483 - dassnasty (08/28/2012) [-]
My school must have hired teachers with no morals. Several of my friends and others at my school slept with some of the teachers. Way to go New Zealand.
#448 to #427 - nuuuuuuuuu (08/28/2012) [-]
i can tell you are lying not just because this sounds absolutely ridiculous, but you missed the part when a girl loses her virginity the hymen is broken and blood is discharged and its supposed to hurt especially at 14

1/10 get your facts straight
User avatar #474 to #448 - thegirlyoudespise (08/28/2012) [-]
you can bust your hymen doing many things, including using a tampon, horse back riding ect..
User avatar #495 to #474 - nuuuuuuuuu (08/28/2012) [-]
good point
#480 to #474 - imabser (08/28/2012) [-]
Don't you mean horse black riding.
User avatar #454 to #448 - dengekisushi (08/28/2012) [-]
The hymen isn't always broken during a girl's first time, though--it can be broken by something not even close to having sex.

Just thought I'd let you know...
User avatar #502 to #454 - nuuuuuuuuu (08/28/2012) [-]
yeah, just figured that out. The story is still ridiculous though
User avatar #737 to #502 - dengekisushi (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, and just flat-out disgusting--whether it's true or not.
User avatar #453 to #448 - katypower (08/28/2012) [-]
>He warns me about the pain
>He thrusts in one shot
>Mind is full of wat

People tend to block that part out. And I'm not gonna write a novel.
User avatar #424 - greycircus (08/28/2012) [-]
>be 16 year old virgin.
>no friends
>browse Funnyjunk
yep that's me and my boring life.
User avatar #422 - dengekisushi (08/28/2012) [-]
> be me
> 20-year-old virgin
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>

Yeah, I'm still waiting to fill those lines.
User avatar #401 - skarloth (08/28/2012) [-]
**skarloth rolled user zemchy **
#400 - aretoast (08/28/2012) [-]
**aretoast rolled a random image posted in comment #200 at Butt Face ** true purpose of the party picking up
User avatar #420 to #400 - theturtletrolley (08/28/2012) [-]
Spiderman filmed them doing it and showed everyone?
#416 to #400 - blackswat (08/28/2012) [-]
oh someone was recording lol nice roll thats where it's going
#398 - sidnineonefourtwo (08/28/2012) [-]
Doomguy calls ******** . Doomguy is readying his chainsaw for you.
#384 - ghostlypresence (08/28/2012) [-]
**ghostlypresence rolled a random image posted in comment #231 at I am the 1% ** What they really did in that room . .
**ghostlypresence rolled a random image posted in comment #231 at I am the 1% ** What they really did in that room . .
#373 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
This is probably the worst "green text" story I've ever read.
>>me losing my virginity made this party aweseme
You write like a ******* 12 year old.
#365 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
>Be 15
>Last Friday night
>At friends
>friends downstairs
>I'm with girlfriend
>go into room lock door
>sexy time
>we hear them come upstairs
>doorknob is wiggled
>they kick door open
>pull off blankets
>then jump on top of us
>why god.....why....
#364 - excusethatguy (08/28/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>Asian bitch wants my cock
> **** her like 3 times over the course of like 2 months
>meet beautiful white lady with volleyball ass
>Thinks i'm cute
>ask her out
>relationship of a year and a half
>IN ******* LOVE
>Leaves me because finds out of Asian girl
#343 - midnightflower (08/28/2012) [-]
If you're 17 or younger you shouldn't be having sex... Instead, stick to porn. Virginity kept, drama avoided, STDs/Pregnancy non existent.
#405 to #343 - lonelyboy (08/28/2012) [-]
preaching abstinence over the internet is like showing the merits of atheism to al qaeda
preaching abstinence over the internet is like showing the merits of atheism to al qaeda
#396 to #343 - drakebro (08/28/2012) [-]
i like how the guy on the left is like "because i value my virginity"
yea, ******** .
#395 to #343 - dubickimus (08/28/2012) [-]
who are you to tell people how to live their lives?
I don't get any but I look at my highschool and there are these girls who have sex all the time. good for them, sex is fun, let them have sex. I never use the word "slut" or anything to that degree to describe a woman because its so always used by these ******* prudish girls who think they're so superior just because they've never had sex. **** that, you're just mad because they know how to have fun.
User avatar #432 to #395 - dengekisushi (08/28/2012) [-]
No, us prude girls call some girls sluts because they **** every guy they come across.
User avatar #603 to #432 - dubickimus (08/28/2012) [-]
well it's certainly not your problem, its not a problem at all. they're having fun, let them
User avatar #359 to #343 - ilcecchino (08/28/2012) [-]
Abstinence isn't my choice. it just happens =P
#357 to #343 - killedkenny (08/28/2012) [-]
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
#356 to #343 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
what do you think condoms are for? balloons?
#349 to #343 - jukajuk (08/28/2012) [-]
Or you know, buy condoms. That stuff works.
User avatar #369 to #349 - RageMuffin (08/28/2012) [-]
or you know...untill it breaks and you have a child.
-6
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User avatar #380 to #376 - RageMuffin (08/28/2012) [-]
you cant sue a condom company if it breaks though
User avatar #382 to #380 - midnightflower (08/28/2012) [-]
Exactly. It's 99% effective. Not 100%. This is why we learn kids.
#353 to #349 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
Yeah seriously, I'm 16 and have been having sex for a year, just wear a rubber.
User avatar #352 to #349 - midnightflower (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm talking to the kids who are too young to have sex. If you're 18 and older go get laid. IDGAF.
#362 to #352 - jukajuk (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm not doing this to show off, but.. I'm 15 and I've been with my girlfriend with 2 years, she's 2 years older (but half my size) anyway, the first time we had sex was when I was 14, one year ago. we just rubber, and we've been using it since. it does work fine.
User avatar #358 to #352 - kezyma (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm 17, first got laid when i was 14, legal age being 16
what's wrong with that?
User avatar #360 to #358 - midnightflower (08/28/2012) [-]
Society has turned to **** .
#379 to #360 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
You just mad cause you can't get laid gurrlll
User avatar #385 to #379 - midnightflower (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm 19 and I have sex with my boyfriend all the time. I'm also glad I waited til 18 to lose it.
User avatar #366 to #360 - kezyma (08/28/2012) [-]
biologically speaking it's fine, just because there's a law doesn't make it an objectively moral point
#374 to #366 - midnightflower (08/28/2012) [-]
SOCIETY. HAS. TURNED. TO. 						****					.
SOCIETY. HAS. TURNED. TO. **** .
User avatar #425 to #374 - deathstare (08/28/2012) [-]
Just so you all know why there are legal age laws:

Even though everyone agrees that the body is ready for children when the woman first starts menstruating (Menstruation is the bodies way of dumping an egg that hasn't been fertilized long after it was presented), they also agree the physical maturity does not mean psychological maturity. Therefore, instead of 14, they make it 18. This protects children from having children when they are not ready.

HOWEVER! The exception to this rule is if the mother of the child and the child speak with the mother of the other child, and they all agree that they should get married, and both sides will care for them until they are responsible.

To recap, Society may have turned to " **** ", but nature hasn't. Society changes by location, while nature is global. You cannot judge others based off of your morals only.
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