that is clearly a boat.

da fuq

* barely

I found what's wrong. He didn't have the white stuff on his nose.

that's the joke

Sodas sink boats float! take that
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Sponge bob :1

boat*

The bottle are filled with dense space matter.

You're right, thats the only thing about a talking sponge that works at a fast food restaurant having random adventures with his friends that doesnt make sense.

Fuck logic

**anonymouspotato rolls 67**

yeah!!! you found the one and only flaw in the logic of the entire sponge bob cartoon series! :)

Just think what the hell is in that cup

The boats would be filled with water and would thus lead to them sinking.

They are underwater. Boats float in water, and therefore it should float. Plastic cups do not float, and would sink to the bottom. So from an underwater perspective the boat is much lighter

or those cups are made of dark matter