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    #213 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
    Reply+4
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    RIP Noble team
    RIP Noble team
    #214 to #213 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
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    #215 to #214 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
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    #218 to #215 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
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    #220 to #218 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
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    #241 to #220 - anon id: 59835b3f
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Noble 6   
Spartan B312
    Noble 6
    Spartan B312
    User avatar#243 to #241 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    he was too personalized so i didn't post him.... as 6 it's not like you're really a part of the team... it's more like you're working with noble team as an attachment. like when marines get attached to army platoons or the other way around
    User avatar#219 to #215 - mammothsquirts
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    wasn't jun the only one that lived?
    User avatar#222 to #219 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    no in the book it states that he was killed by the arbiter at the time. he took like 6 or 7 Zealots out with him though
    User avatar#231 to #222 - splendiddust
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    so thats how, which book was it, coz i can't remember it being in the fall of reach
    User avatar#233 to #231 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    i believe it was in fall of reach actually. but it doesn't say his name, it just says "the spartan guarding Dr. Halsey"
    User avatar#247 to #233 - Crimsonfox
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    No, he's alive. Bungie stated it in developer commentary with the legendary edition.
    User avatar#249 to #247 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    what? the book said he died.... oh well it'll be awesome if they bring him back in the game
    User avatar#252 to #249 - Crimsonfox
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    The book said the Spartan guarding Dr. Halsey.....It's likely they traded off escorts at some point, the Spartan is not Jun. I have the legendary edition and I can confirm this myself, I've heard it. Of course the word of a man on the internet isn't usually be taken seriously so I urge you to take a look yourself. They cover and reveal plenty of stuff in the extra content.
    User avatar#254 to #252 - brothergrimm#125 on commentsRank#125
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    i believe you. it's logical. although you know since the rest of noble is dead, if they bring Jun back he's destined to die
    User avatar#239 to #233 - splendiddust
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    ah yeah that makes sense
    User avatar#228 to #222 - mammothsquirts
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    oh, well cool! thanks for clearing that up.
    #223 to #219 - anon id: 4833f0f3
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    i may be mistaken but but didnt his chopper crash or was he on the other one?
    #14 - flusteredmoose
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    (08/24/2012)[-]
    This guy killed his entire species, his face when.
    This guy killed his entire species, his face when.
    User avatar#54 to #14 - bronybox
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Actually he gives many, many *****.
    User avatar#227 to #14 - tenmillionbears
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Are you talking about Dr. Who or Master Chief? I don't know anything about Dr. Who, but if Master Chief killed his entire race, when did he do it?
    User avatar#261 to #227 - flusteredmoose
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    I'm on about doctor who
    User avatar#268 to #261 - tenmillionbears
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Oh alright, because I was thinking, "Master Chief didn't kill his entire race..."
    #190 - nitrojoe
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Read all of the Halo novels.   
   
Still reading Cryptum and Premoridian or whatever its called.    
   
Best books of my life.
    Read all of the Halo novels.

    Still reading Cryptum and Premoridian or whatever its called.

    Best books of my life.
    User avatar#266 to #190 - perronfan
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    the new one comes out January 8th...so EXCITE
    #197 to #190 - Cheesestyk
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Just finished Cryptum. Was pretty cool.
    User avatar#202 to #197 - nitrojoe
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Yeah I am at the very beginning. I dont like the way it was written, I like the ones in the main series better.
    User avatar#267 to #202 - perronfan
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    yeah Greg Baer has a very unique writting style
    #208 to #202 - Cheesestyk
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Please don't tell me you liked The Flood. that book was a disgrace. Eric Nylund's writing is way better.
    User avatar#212 to #208 - nitrojoe
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Onyx was my favorite followed by Reach and Harvest.
    User avatar#217 to #212 - nitrojoe
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Dietz is worse than Nylund.
    User avatar#193 to #190 - splendiddust
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    ive read all of them except grassland and the comics, personally i think that the forerunner ones were kindof boring but still interesting
    User avatar#194 to #193 - nitrojoe
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Read Glasslands, it picks up after Onyx and worth the read.
    User avatar#199 to #194 - splendiddust
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    yeah, im waiting for the money, my library doesnt have it D;
    User avatar#158 - tacticulbacon
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    I'm kind of scared about Halo 4 and the direction it'll take. Personally I think Bungie took a huge step backwards with Reach in terms of gameplay mechanics and multiplayer, so I'm hoping 343 will return to the good old Halo 1/2 days, where things were a lot simpler and competitive play wasn't so messed up.
    User avatar#181 to #158 - thecreeperslayer
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    OPINION ALERT:
    I agree with you, but i believe if it stayed the same game forever without changing gameplay somewhat it would turn into CoD... I like some of the changes they made, but I'd play halo 2 multiplayer forever if i could, but still, change can be good, and i am VERY much loooking forward to halo 4
    User avatar#284 to #181 - perronfan
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    (08/26/2012)[-]
    still very interested in the story never been a big fan of the multiplayer other than playing with a big group of friends. the campaign is what got me coming back for more and pre ordering this epic
    User avatar#196 to #158 - splendiddust
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    they said they were going back to what made the first halo so much better. they are focusing more on where you play and less on how you play it, but personally assides the jump packs i think the multiplayer (not including spartan ops) looks ****
    #103 - hurrdurka
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Anybody else excited for "Forward unto to the dawn" live action serious?
    User avatar#155 to #103 - perronfan
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    ever since the ODST live actions ive waited for another storytelling
    User avatar#203 to #155 - splendiddust
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    you talking about the one based on "Dirt"? those are good. and i cant wait for 3 and 4
    User avatar#263 to #203 - perronfan
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    the one where the guy is a russian kid applying to ODST school, and the video series starts with him at a funeral, that one and the halo reach live actions are amazingly done
    User avatar#278 to #263 - splendiddust
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    send us a link
    User avatar#281 to #278 - perronfan
    Reply0
    (08/26/2012)[-]
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAoNdgUJoKQ
    User avatar#154 to #103 - perronfan
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    oh i is
    #77 - omnomnompancakes
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    THUG LIFE
    THUG LIFE
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    #84 to #77 - puut
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Australian?
    #87 to #84 - omnomnompancakes
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
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    #90 to #87 - puut
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Australians pay around 80% more than USA does :P sucks for my favorite game crap on artist.
    #96 to #90 - omnomnompancakes
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    How in the **** does that work? And are you saying Halo 4 Limited Edition costs $60 in America?
    #124 to #96 - puut
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
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    #128 to #124 - omnomnompancakes
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    wut
    wut
    #80 to #77 - themagicwizard
    Reply-5
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    >spending over $100 on a game
    >spending over $100 on a game
    #83 to #80 - omnomnompancakes
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Skyrim Limited Edition costs $150... I'm not that ridiculous with my money!
    Skyrim Limited Edition costs $150... I'm not that ridiculous with my money!
    User avatar#86 to #83 - themagicwizard
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Halo 4 Limited Edition costs $100, you are that ridiculous with your money
    #93 to #86 - omnomnompancakes
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Dude. Have you seen the extras you get for the Limited Edition? All the upcoming map packs, avatar armor, avatar prop, free poster from Best Buy, the 90-minute Forward Unto Dawn movie, Spartan Career Specializations, and the UNSC Infinity Briefing Packet. I'd say it's worth the $100.
    User avatar#146 to #93 - aloneforlife
    Reply+3
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    And the PS3 owners get nothin'
    Heheh
    #35 - gardenjustice
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    **gardenjustice rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Dont look behind you ** He's no regular Spartan, he's the original. Six foot 10, 300 lbs, titanium plated bones, and fists that can shatter bones. To his friends, he's the MasterChief, to his enemies, he's the DEMON.
    **gardenjustice rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Dont look behind you ** He's no regular Spartan, he's the original. Six foot 10, 300 lbs, titanium plated bones, and fists that can shatter bones. To his friends, he's the MasterChief, to his enemies, he's the DEMON.
    User avatar#63 to #35 - zarrowsmith
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    It's apparent that you have no idea what you are talking about.
    #68 to #35 - defender
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    not titanium ceramic plated bones
    User avatar#25 - zigzagderpaderp
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    But if it wasn't for Cortana stopping John from activating the first Halo ring, everyone would have died. We should be thanking her more
    User avatar#85 to #25 - ishalltroll
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Except it appears she will finally expire in Halo 4, and thus go ******* crazy...
    User avatar#106 to #85 - zigzagderpaderp
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    NOPE NOT YET nope we don't know that nope.
    She is way past her rampancy, though, and it's gonna play a huge roll in Halo 4. That's why I'm so damn excited.
    User avatar#162 to #106 - perronfan
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    BUT SHES GIVEN EVERYTHING
    #255 to #85 - anon id: 7e6569b8
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Except she already did friend, she achieved meta stage.
    User avatar#18 - chaosandmadness
    Reply+3
    (08/24/2012)[-]
    he is the the badass video games deserve
    cheif makes duke nukem look like a sexist pussy
    User avatar#53 to #18 - bronybox
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    You could at least capitalize.
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    User avatar#161 to #17 - perronfan
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    one US naval base plus all the islands they had taken over and slaughtered all the civilians, but we also shut off their supply of refined oil. so MEH
    User avatar#21 to #17 - TheMacDaddy
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    It was more then one US Navy Base, it included Midway, the Philippines, Alaska and the most famous Pearl Harbor. And what about all the other countries and islands that Japan invaded? The Innocent people killed? You clearly know nothing about history or are just ignorant.
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    User avatar#23 to #22 - TheMacDaddy
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Sorry my grandfather served in the Navy in the Pacific Theater it was not really a joke when i talked to him about it back in the day.
    #24 to #23 - recoveryseven**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#26 to #24 - TheMacDaddy
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Well i did come here for the Lolz so yes
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    User avatar#28 to #27 - TheMacDaddy
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    What?
    #29 to #28 - recoveryseven**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#30 to #29 - TheMacDaddy
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    hahahahahahaha i laughed my girlfriend did not thank you for that
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    User avatar#32 to #31 - TheMacDaddy
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    not to me she is still a little tender about it being christian and all
    #62 to #32 - jimmytwoshoes
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    just dropping in...
    just dropping in...
    User avatar#164 to #21 - perronfan
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    we lost the like 500plus soldiers takign back a small part of Alaska
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    #91 to #17 - anon id: 9fe3007d
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Wars aren't about getting even. We don't just stop mid war and say "Ok, that about makes up for Pearl Harbor, lets go home". When you start a war, one side's going to end it. Japan massively underestimated us and got their **** wrecked. Then they the refused to surrender and received the worst pwnage in human history.

    Please lean how to spell "Naval Base"
    #74 to #17 - anon id: 81c3a6d0
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    takes over multiple islands the other country has already occupied and enslaved therefore freeing the islands and bombs country to create LESS casualties than an invasion or to carry on the war
    takes over multiple islands the other country has already occupied and enslaved therefore freeing the islands and bombs country to create LESS casualties than an invasion or to carry on the war
    #226 - guyandface
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    MFW in the comments    
I remember when i was over at my friends house and we played halo 2 and beat the campaign. I have so many good memories.
    MFW in the comments
    I remember when i was over at my friends house and we played halo 2 and beat the campaign. I have so many good memories.
    #216 - mammothsquirts
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    the halo series is awesome... my favorite was halo2 because it was awesomely long, and the story was cool. ODST was the best for the plot, but reach was the best multiplayer wise.
    the halo series is awesome... my favorite was halo2 because it was awesomely long, and the story was cool. ODST was the best for the plot, but reach was the best multiplayer wise.
    #265 to #216 - perronfan
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    you grabbed my thoughts and put them in digital format...are you a wizard?
    you grabbed my thoughts and put them in digital format...are you a wizard?
    User avatar#280 to #216 - mammothsquirts
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    (08/26/2012)[-]
    you aslo can't forget how cool the assasination is in reach. i always get a chill down my spine when i preform one!
    User avatar#230 to #216 - splendiddust
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    personally i think halo 3 had the best multiplayer, and halo 4's is probably **** by the looks of it
    #157 - thatguythatlaughs
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    no butthurt?
    no butthurt?
    #257 - Ljdawg
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    the trailers for halo 3 still to this day give me the ******* chills, i love it
    the trailers for halo 3 still to this day give me the ******* chills, i love it
    User avatar#264 to #257 - perronfan
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    the believe one with the diorama and Chopin Raindrops playings is my favorite commercial of all time
    #73 - anon id: dabdcd9d
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Am i the only one that think that Halo 4 wont be as good because its not being made by Bungie? :(
    #160 to #73 - snaikravdra
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    it will be BETTER. Bungie has always made the games relatively the same, since it will now be made by 343 Industries, it promises to have quite a few unexpected twists and turns
    #163 to #73 - anon id: 5e7b08d9
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Nah I am skeptical as well. I watched the trailer and it is VERY pretty but it looks like it will essentially be more of the same. The alien weapons are basically human weapons too.
    User avatar#102 to #73 - goldenpotato
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    You're also an idiot.
    #82 to #73 - anon id: 9ab2ee49
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    yes. yes you are...
    User avatar#55 - masterchiefawesome
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    Me and my username approve of this post!
    User avatar#33 - mrcarpenter
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    I didnt realize they were a cult until reach came out and i felt like a moron
    #97 - traveltech
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    (08/25/2012)[-]
    I was kind of excited when I saw the title, but I was disappointed.   
   
Just Halo
    I was kind of excited when I saw the title, but I was disappointed.

    Just Halo
    User avatar#149 to #97 - kabizus
    Reply0
    (08/25/2012)[-]
    What is wrong with you.
    #19 - anon id: ce33583a
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    (08/24/2012)[-]
    this post kinda reminds me of hitler...
    #1 - cardanbar
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    (08/24/2012)[-]
    you and me both
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