I think they are fine as long as both (or more) people know that it is just a one night stand. Its not cool to fuck someone that thinks they will get something more.

wink wink

Ya I "kinda" felt bad both times I did that.

i know all your secrets

shh. the others dun know that ;)

i will tell them

U wouldn't!!!!!

i love you!

Love you 2 Snapps

**snapps spanks your ass**

pushes butt out

another?

no
you're such a slut!

**snapps hugs you** i'm sorry moosey

XD Its all good snap

umm. sry not gay

-_-
fuck you

Again. I'm not into boys.

you do realize you're over reacting.. don't you..

Bad.
And Masturbator, yes that's bad.

why?

It just is.
I've never liked the idea.

me neither... but i wanted to know why
like i think it is not fun

It would be fun I guess, I like sex as much as the next guy.
If everyone who was involved with it was alg with the idea and knew it was only at one night stand then okay, I can't really tell them what to do or anything.
But I'd rather not have one, I'd rather have a relationship.

same here i guess..

im not smart.

The fuck you think you're doing, sending me tokens and shit? /

can you please do them for me?

Yes.

k

is it bad that i had to google that.

awh so innocent
so what do you think?

i dont think i could do that o.o

good girl

yeah

ffs...

Hi.

halp

k

hi bb

soup?

chicken please
lol

With bread?

yes please :3
you're so good to me

White or gray bread?

can you i have you with the soup?

Maybe...

then i'd be the luckiest person alive
i get soup AND matmans!

But not at the same time, I dont wanne get a burn from the soup

you're so awesome for playing along xD
ok i'll finish my soup first...

**matmans hands you some water** Dont burn your tongue, its still hot

i still dun know how to do that purple text
thank you.. for the water.. <3

ahem *me action* like *me hands you some water*
No problem

*snapps sips water and stares at you funny*
like this?

No, dont type your name type me
like *me sips water and stares at you*

**snapps is an idiot**

Yay you got it

**snapps finishes all the soup**
see?

-_- do i actually type me?

yes

i bet u h4xx0rd 2 get tht txt coler

Shut your mouth faggot, I will keylog you

huehuehue matmams

Dude, get your shit together. Your mind is going off the traks.

Is your first car gonna be called the mat-mobile?

Yes, gonna get all dem bitches in it

Woo female dogs

Yea, poor doggies. All alone outside in the cold, no food, no love, etc

Where is the love
The love
Where is the loooo-oove

....

Shhh, the whales can hear you

Good, I could use a ride to Atlantis

Poesidon, release the Kraken!

All hail Cthulhu!

Puny little water demons

How is it over there in Korea? Still making nukes?

Aiming at?

An American type of nuke I see

Ah...

But born and living in America.

...

And fuck forgot to hit anon.

bby long time no see

Hi.

Where you been?

Got bored of the room so I stopped going for a little, then got busy.

Dont get too sunburned digging!

You really like to go anon, dont you?

Meh, makes things more fun. And it's better while here.

mhm

Morning

How are you?

Happy and busy

Arent we all?

Hi

Why are you still talking to me?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

7 hours ago, does it ring a bell

i didn't do anything to you.
i don't even really know you.
what ever bs drama shit you got going on with anyone else, has nothing to do with me, so don't get all cheeky with me because you're butthurt over shit that's going down between you and someone else.
thanks.

Sorry for my reaction, I just found it rough to hear that Mitch wont come back because of me. I didnt have the right to react that way to you. I know you wont forgive me for my assholish behaviour, but I am sorry.

Is 7:18pm.
Hi.

9:12 Am over here
How are you?

You have just started my day. :o
Don't bother going any further, today is shit, just go back to sleep.

I am good.
You?

Meh. Just made a test and I just copied everything from google. but I think my teacher is noticing that it is in English instead of in Dutch -.-

Why not translate?

Too lazy, it was coding so whatever

Feg.

Wet bitch

D: i'm sorry

Took me a sec to realize.

Same as the nigga below me.

how old were you when you lost it

16.

am i like the oldest!

Idk?
How old were you?

19 -_-

i am still one

a virgin?

yep

where are you from?

England

is it acceptable in your family or between your friends to lose your virginity prior to being married?

To my friends/everyone else i know yeah but to my christian girlfriend it isn't. She is torture.

im a bit confused
i thought you were a girl!
how old are you

NO lol XD
i am 19

oh i'm sorry
so many ppl keep asking if i was a girl -_-
so i know the feeling
and... im glad you are respecting your gf's wishes

meh it's okay.
cheers
i wish she would release her virginity to me though.

how long have you been together?

cheers

we will see how it goes !!

meh... good luck xD

nope i wasn't baptized

if she's christian
she can't marry you in a church if you weren't
but that's no reason to convert someone

you mean you disagree with them trying to convert me ?

yes
pushing religion onto someone is stupid
are you baptized?

I don't really have a faith to be honest.

i disagree with what they are doing
very much

no i don't but my best friend his wive and my girlfriend are all trying to convert me.

what are you?

because of her faith she is supposed to wait till marriage

do you not share her faith?

i have stopped nagging and she says she wants it.

but?

i think so :/

just stop naggin her
she'll want it eventually

nearly 2 years

yea
she should give it up xD

I'm 19.

what. we are the same age?

If you're 19 too, then yes.

Wait what the fuck am I saying?!?
I'm 19 soon, I'm still 18.
Fuck I'm retarded.

no im 23
i lost it when i was 19

Ik.
I was just saying, I'm 19 now.

oh,,, sorry lol

fat chicks don't count

how old where you when u had sex?

15

i asked the wrong person lol
but ok xD

o

I'm still not a virgin then.

deathbite doesn't count either

Oh.
Uhm.
Shit.

As always on the internet, Ill be called a liar
But Im not a virgin.

how old where you when u had sex?

I was 14, lost it almost a year ago, in like early August I think.
15 now

intresting..

How so?

too young
that's just my opinion
was she at least special?
i promise i'm not being judgmental

I agree, a bit too young
And I thought she was, she turned out to just be a whore who wanted to take my virginity and never talk to me again

what a bitch!

Yeah, but hey, shit happens ya'know

AND
you had sex...

>.>

i wish i had retrochris's picture of the man with this face... >.>

^

i totally didnt go through every one of his picture comments to find this or anything.

LOOOL
thanks

nice lipstick.

you wish...

that'd be so hawt

-_-
just no

i was jk...
i no like girly boys

good..

my mom is a virgin

oh
how about your dad?

nope.. manwhore

so sad

i promise that's not an insult in any way
where i come from.. you should till you're married
so i'm just wondering

**snapps rolls 5**

i completely misunderstood what you said -_-

Bye!

night

NIGHT

only want clean coal? not coal?

dude!
i need the tickets xD

accept and i'll send back for a little of the coal

ok

Only clean, not that filthy casual coal

why

Possibly get more

jmezfm. he quit because everyone was posting his tits so he got embarrassed and hasn't come back

Me.
I quit.

why post as anon?

no

Wait what.
I was just sending that as a joke.
That cart is pretty much worthless to me.
And wanted those items.
I thought you'd decline instantly.

it was actually a fairly even trade tbh

o
Accept, k?

no, i have an imp fetish

How much for my imps?
In gems

I don't have any gems

Noooo, RITs?
RITs are good

just sold tokens too

Gah, fuck. Nevermind then /:

None of those items are imps.

but people buy them like crazy with imps

((((((

actually wait

yes

kill someone else =x

if you have another one
i'd go for it...

another one of what

the gold cart

*So now that lordvegeta reminded me

So now that this cunt thinks he's the shit for reminding me*

))))))))))

you just made me laugh out loud in the office,,,
i'm going to get fired xD

Is k.
No one needs jobs these days.

dude!
i need MONEY

Same.
But don't need job, just the money.

fine
let's work in male prostitution!

I'll buy!

hmm
i'm gona be expensive though...
would you still love me afterwards xD

depends on what i get for my money

...
explain

lol.

fine
i'll keep my sex for men :3

;-;

im saying if i pay you, i better get my moneys worth ;)

that i got
but
what kind of sex are you expecting

the good kind ;)

why would they do that?

They used to be really rare

To get a free evil toast... Obviously.

me

k send an offer

1 pet crate

y u do dat?

you combine one of each bit
and you have a small chance of making a bit golem :]

Oh okay... cause I got all of them aside from a little bit from 4 wooden chests. ._.;

Items. /

yup.. that's masturbator for ya,,
cute cupcakes or something
btw how is school? > masturbator

meh.
it's all online now.
i dont even have to leave my bed

not healthy -_-
how are your ribs?

better. :]
i can do stuff now.

i'm glad

here's an adorable gif as thanks again

I say we need more animals in cooking-ware gifs!

haha unfortunately i don't have anymore

this one has a basket though, you can serve food in a basket...

It seems I only had the one D:

this one's in a pokeball

Sweaters?

.... in a car seat

Cubical :3

i'll see your cubicle and raise you a burrito

Hat

in a toy car

Slightly in a vacuum

on a boat!

In hands, Im all out

thank god, i'm running really low too

also in a bowl of milk

D: i want one of whatever that is
it looks like it would be cuddly and fluffy and DAWWWWWWWWWWWW

it's a chow, and i'm trying to convince my gf to let me get one when we get a place that allows pets

the only dog that's ever bit me was a chow.
they are mean

oh i'm sorry i think they're adorable though! i've been bit by a dalmation on the nose before, but i don't mind them either

they are cute when they are babies.
but their long fluffy hair makes them smell weird too :/

they need to be groomed regularly, they make some cute mixed dogs too, i like chow labradors

they shed.
i no like dogs that shed. lol.

true, but at least their relatively quiet in my experience, my gf wants a bichon-poodle and those little things can be quite a nuissance

i have little dogs.
one of them is a bichon poodle mix
she is quiet and is the best guard dog we have :]
only barks when there is something outside.

really? my bestfriend from highschool's parents got a bichon poodle puppy right before he moved out and when i went to go see it it would not stop yipping at me. even when i was petting it or rubbing its tummy the thing would keep going

well you just have to train it right i guess :/

probably, his folks were first time dog owners too

it's a dog..

i know..
i'm just saying. i want one of whatever breed.