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User avatar #4989242 - chokinandtokin (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm buying demonic and angelic badges
User avatar #4989238 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
at this point admin, I feel you're just mocking us with your presence
User avatar #4989234 - luluwho (09/21/2014) [-]
Thank You fables, and I'm saving the Toilets * I have a plunger
User avatar #4989235 to #4989234 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
oh cool, I'll send you any that I get from now on
User avatar #4989236 to #4989235 - luluwho (09/21/2014) [-]
Thanx
User avatar #4989221 - bitchitroll (09/21/2014) [-]
>go to gas station to use tire pump
>pump broken
>go inside to buy 5 card cash lottery ticket
>win $50 instant win
>go to next gas station to get air
>get air
>go inside to buy another 5 card cash
>$3 instant win
User avatar #4989223 to #4989221 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
hi I'll sub to your yt channel for $53 thx
User avatar #4989226 to #4989223 - MrMysteriousMagic (09/21/2014) [-]
do you even maths you dumb slut
he spent 10 dollars total
he got 53 in return
53-10=43
User avatar #4989228 to #4989226 - bitchitroll (09/21/2014) [-]
i spent $4
User avatar #4989227 to #4989226 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I've never seen a lotto ticket with a prize worth less than the value of the ticket itself

bitchitroll how much did you spend?
either way $55 now
User avatar #4989230 to #4989229 - MrMysteriousMagic (09/21/2014) [-]
oop read it as 5$ card cash
User avatar #4989231 to #4989230 - bitchitroll (09/21/2014) [-]
now who is the dumb shit
User avatar #4989233 to #4989231 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
you
User avatar #4989232 to #4989231 - MrMysteriousMagic (09/21/2014) [-]
still fables ya faggot
i hope your wife dies
User avatar #4989224 to #4989223 - bitchitroll (09/21/2014) [-]
liar. you said you would sub when i got weed
User avatar #4989225 to #4989224 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
$54
keep talking
User avatar #4989218 - chokinandtokin (09/21/2014) [-]
Anyone out there who would sell a Scythe?
User avatar #4989211 - warlordtrunks (09/21/2014) [-]
trading all items for gems recipes and mech orcs.
feel free to just send random trades.
User avatar #4989222 to #4989211 - luluwho (09/21/2014) [-]
and scary rejected things.
User avatar #4989220 to #4989211 - luluwho (09/21/2014) [-]
How many orcs per insanity soul and how may potatoes per orc and how many per rit
User avatar #4989237 to #4989220 - warlordtrunks (09/21/2014) [-]
literally whatever. IDK ratios or care about ratios.
I just want my orc item and a vssm
User avatar #4989239 to #4989237 - luluwho (09/21/2014) [-]
I have 290 orcs on another account, how many insane souls can I get ? Plus including all your potatoes ?
User avatar #4989240 to #4989239 - warlordtrunks (09/21/2014) [-]
all of them probably
#4989207 - 4chan refugee (09/20/2014) [-]
How many badges is a god gem worth?
#4989219 to #4989207 - 4chan refugee (09/21/2014) [-]
a lot more than any number of badges
#4989201 - nierydoc (09/20/2014) [-]
Are the Mods still alive and active? We will need them soon.
User avatar #4989204 to #4989201 - fables ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
why lol
#4989205 to #4989204 - nierydoc (09/20/2014) [-]
Rumors of SJW attack incoming. Soon. We'll need the mods to ensure that nothing like cp or other real shit gets through.
User avatar #4989206 to #4989205 - fables ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
nobody gives a fuck about funnyjunk, and certainly not about items
I don't think any "sjws" will be posting cp.
and this internet war shit is just insane. who gives a fuck.
#4989208 to #4989206 - nierydoc (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you a retard? I didn't say specifically items. Mods used to get on this page a lot. I'm just putting it here for them. And places of anonymity where free speech is allowed are dying, so that is why it matters.
User avatar #4989209 to #4989208 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
nobody gives a fuck about funnyjunk

and people all over the world are dying
without water, food, they have to legitimately worry about what they say, for fear of being murdered
and suddenly people can't say everything they want on a website and people lose their shit
User avatar #4989210 to #4989209 - allnamesrgone (09/21/2014) [-]
holy shit
people care about things close to them, so what if people are dying of hunger halfway around the world? they have been for tens of thousands of years, and besides, free speech is something our current societal paradigm values, and worth defending
i can wager that you've never donated to charity, because it's not something close to you, you aren't immediately affected by it
however, funnyjunk is close to us, and as users it's safe to say we want funnyjunk to continue
User avatar #4989212 to #4989210 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
you can fucking do something about it, fine. I'd be pissed off too if a website I enjoyed was banning me and deleting my comments and shit.
but my whole deal is the "going to war"
and you fucks saying shit like "in honor of our fallen brothers"
this is the goddamn internet
you're all waging some war from the comfort of your living rooms, probably eating well and not losing sleep. you still have your families nearby
you still have clean water, clean bathrooms, and the rights irl that you had before.
and yet you're saying stupid shit like that. for our fallen brothers lmao
that's so fucking stupid. and in a way an insult to people who are actually fighting in wars and losing loved ones, limbs, children... ffs

also yes. I've done a lot of volunteer work, I give what I can to the homeless.
I don't donate to charities because not all of that money goes directly to the cause.
but I do help in plenty of ways.
User avatar #4989213 to #4989212 - allnamesrgone (09/21/2014) [-]
yea, i agree the whole "war" thing is fucking retarded, it's all just one demographic bickering to another demographic over the internet

but what i see you doing here is object our mods doing their fucking jobs, removing stuff that will take down funnyjunk
User avatar #4989214 to #4989213 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
where the hell did I ever do that lmao
I said that a war on the internet is pointless
I said nothing about the mods on this site.
at all.
User avatar #4989215 to #4989214 - allnamesrgone (09/21/2014) [-]
misunderstanding
what i read "nobody gives a fuck about funnyjunk" #4989206 i thought you meant no one cares if it gets taken down

also, nowhere did nierydoc refer to a "war", he is simply alerting mods to be more active over the next few days
User avatar #4989216 to #4989215 - fables ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I meant that nobody across the internet gives a fuck about this site
and he didn't say war directly
"Rumors of SJW attack incoming" is what I'm talking about
BUT go look on front page. it's all over the fucking place
User avatar #4989199 - kusahl (09/20/2014) [-]
why does it always say "You can't accept this offer, as you have non-stackable item 'Lost Chest Key' already." even when I don't have one?
User avatar #4989200 to #4989199 - kusahl (09/20/2014) [-]
when trying to buy in AH
User avatar #4989202 to #4989200 - krizz ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
refresh?
User avatar #4989203 to #4989202 - kusahl (09/20/2014) [-]
the window is refreshed if thats what you mean, or "updated" to my current item status
#4989197 - murderouswaffle (09/20/2014) [-]
You know everyone's gone when you pick up 9/9 scribes
User avatar #4989198 to #4989197 - allnamesrgone (09/20/2014) [-]
i've seen packs of 10+ chests/keys go unpicked
#4989195 - anothersadpotato (09/20/2014) [-]
Rest In Piece
#4989192 - angelooo (09/20/2014) [-]
See someone selling Gay Gum Drops in the auction house for 20k FJ points. Only needed 17 more points for 20k. Check this morning and they're gone.
See someone selling Gay Gum Drops in the auction house for 20k FJ points. Only needed 17 more points for 20k. Check this morning and they're gone.
User avatar #4989194 to #4989192 - rappwr (09/20/2014) [-]
like what is it its origin, that it's so worthful?
User avatar #4989255 to #4989194 - angelooo (09/21/2014) [-]
They're rare.
User avatar #4989193 to #4989192 - alexanderjohnson (09/20/2014) [-]
I ended up selling them for 15k last night. Sorry :c
User avatar #4989184 - revanecc (09/20/2014) [-]
How do I use my colored text items?
User avatar #4989186 to #4989184 - revanecc (09/20/2014) [-]
Nvm I figured it out.
User avatar #4989183 - waffies (09/20/2014) [-]
at some point, the only items i liked collecting (my various #1 comment gold badges) vanished on me, and now i've got a pile of shit on my profile i dont want. Someone send me a trade request, you cant have the FJ points though.
User avatar #4989185 to #4989183 - alexanderjohnson (09/20/2014) [-]
Items got reset a while ago. Admin gave people some shit items to try and get them to play.
User avatar #4989187 to #4989185 - waffies (09/20/2014) [-]
I had a hundred of the gold badges dammit... that was the ONLY thing worth collecting to me. You want to send me a trade request, or would it all just be clutter to you too?
User avatar #4989188 to #4989187 - alexanderjohnson (09/20/2014) [-]
I know, it sucks.

I'll take it if you don't want it. Mine's full of clutter anyway lol
User avatar #4989189 to #4989188 - waffies (09/20/2014) [-]
Take care
User avatar #4989179 - theflamealchemist (09/20/2014) [-]
What is sex and how do I get it?
User avatar #4989181 to #4989179 - AreYouBlessed (09/20/2014) [-]
We still haven't figured out the combination recipe yet, sorry.
User avatar #4989180 to #4989179 - fables ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
go to prison
User avatar #4989390 to #4989180 - theflamealchemist (17 hours ago) [-]
I don't go to places you've been.
User avatar #4989172 - AreYouBlessed (09/20/2014) [-]
Buying chocolate ducks
User avatar #4989182 to #4989172 - AreYouBlessed (09/20/2014) [-]
Retrochris, what are you collecting now? Also, hi (:
User avatar #4989352 to #4989182 - retrochris (09/21/2014) [-]
wasn't here , forgot to turn my computer off D:
haven't changed what I collect^^''' yet I still wasn't able to get my hands on a duck :/
User avatar #4989171 - witch (09/20/2014) [-]
Buying fj badges
User avatar #4989173 to #4989171 - alexanderjohnson (09/20/2014) [-]
How many per a blue lotto?
User avatar #4989175 to #4989173 - witch (09/20/2014) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #4989174 to #4989173 - witch (09/20/2014) [-]
What do you think is fair? 10?
User avatar #4989170 - vcabcvc (09/20/2014) [-]
unban benka
User avatar #4989169 - Izen (09/20/2014) [-]
OKAY FAGGOTS LETS GO ON STORY TIME

several years ago a federal (that means FBI) investigation took place on 4chan. M00t was told comply or it's shut down. And he was given money to comply. Keep your sight and get paid? Who wouldn't?
So since the, FBI and CIA have had a LOOSE grip on 4chan. Meaning child porn, bomb threats, rape threats that sound serious, et cetera.
Thus getting v& and such.
Then snacks disappeared, and the REAL mods and janitors came in. Even janitors on boards like /x/ and /sci/ (usually pretty civil boards)
So this was the status quo, loose government handling, more serious mods.
Then the fappening happened. For some reason Jen Lawrence's nudes and Kate Uptons warranted a more serious case than: mileys, rhiannas, etc etc et-fucking-cetera
This led to the FBI logging all IPs that post those pics.
NOOOOOW add this all to gamer gate, and the fact that a Mod allegedly had been or currently is hooking up with Zoe Quinn
It's a clusterfuck.
Also: 4chan and tumblr's constant fights, its meant not only more SJW hate and fighting on tumblr, but more SJWs and anarchy hate on 4chan.

TLDR: FBI has too much power, SJWs linger, the mods are corrupt and powerless
4chan is kill
Internet is kill

All hail the FCC
User avatar #4989168 - kusahl (09/20/2014) [-]
evening my chests and keys
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