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#2948630 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2948629 - markiie (02/14/2013) [-]
r
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User avatar #2948625 - PopcornViking ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
markioes storie to me

>gave girl valentine
>she said thanks
>she opened the door
>got on the floor
>everybody walked the dinosaur
>and then rejected markiie
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#2948623 - ImGod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948639 to #2948623 - yunoavailable (02/14/2013) [-]
only three people know the recipe I believe
#2948627 to #2948623 - spartanian ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
<---- it does this
<---- it does this
User avatar #2948626 to #2948623 - blastizard (02/14/2013) [-]
There's only 1
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#2948635 to #2948626 - ImGod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948657 to #2948635 - cddamis (02/14/2013) [-]
So its a true unique
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#2948674 to #2948657 - ImGod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948646 to #2948635 - blastizard (02/14/2013) [-]
Ther's no stand for it and only 1 person knows the recipe I think
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#2948652 to #2948646 - ImGod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2948621 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2948620 - narwhalsnballs **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2948608 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948640 to #2948608 - zombieindenial (02/14/2013) [-]
i have some, trade me
rits or w/e idc
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#2948661 to #2948640 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2948605 - markiie (02/14/2013) [-]
This may be a tad tl;dr but trust me, it's worth it.
>Eighteen years old
>Valentines Day
>Everybody has dates to Cupid's Love Ball at school except me
>Rachel is this girl that sits next to me in Biology class.
>Youngish looking face with long brown hair and green eyes.
>Breasts were bodacious. 9/10 Overall
>Own up and ask her to the dance
>Definitely anon, sounds like a lot of fun. Can't wait
>Yesssssssss
>Winter is still blasting here in Chicago so I bundle up with a sweater and coat.
>Amazing dad let's me borrow his '09 Acura TL so I can pick her up. I get there around 8. End up leaving my phone behind.
>Let's just say things get pretty fucking crazy from here.
>Knock on her door.
>The door opens to reveal Rachel in skimpy lingerie.
>Hello there Anon. I've been wanting this for a long time. My parents are gone the weekend. Let's have some fun tonight.
>Eager as hell, I rush inside, take off all my clothing as we rush upstairs to her parents bedroom.
>Dat ass was the best ass I've ever seen.
>I couldn't believe I was actually about to hit it off with the girl of my dreams. As I slowly kissed her neck, she moaned ever so slightly. "Yes anon....yes..."
>Never expected what would happen next.
>On command, I hear knocking on the door.
>Step dad opens the door, get's on the floor and picks up a titanium bat. "WHO TEH FUCK R YE?!?! GET OFF HER U SLIMEeE BASTERD!!"
>Almost immediately I get up off her, dodge her step dad's swing of the bat, and run out of the house with nothing but my trousers on into the cold, stormy, winter night.
>Ultimately, I was able to make it to my house only to find a missed text message from Rachel on my phone. It read,
>Read the first letter of each line.
User avatar #2948628 to #2948605 - zombieindenial (02/14/2013) [-]
oh markiie, thats good.. rich even
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#2948622 to #2948605 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2948619 to #2948605 - nonn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948617 to #2948605 - blastizard (02/14/2013) [-]
I read the first line and the last line

I'm not reading the rest
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#2948614 to #2948605 - awalkingdisaster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948613 to #2948605 - PopcornViking ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
open the door
get on the floor
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#2948612 to #2948605 - nitsnstone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2948602 - xiiichuckles (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh shit guy run, I think I see a sni
Oh shit guy run, I think I see a sni
User avatar #2948600 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Buying RITS

Send trade
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#2948589 - kmbraze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948597 to #2948589 - cddamis (02/14/2013) [-]
is it yours?
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#2948818 to #2948597 - kmbraze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948585 - yunoavailable (02/14/2013) [-]
sweet, successful beholder summoning, first try
User avatar #2948577 - PopcornViking ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
god my text is ugly
User avatar #2948583 to #2948577 - quincyadam (02/14/2013) [-]
your telling me......
User avatar #2948582 to #2948577 - xiiichuckles (02/14/2013) [-]
ur ugly
ok
User avatar #2948584 to #2948582 - PopcornViking ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
ur uglier
User avatar #2948576 - tsubasa (02/14/2013) [-]
trading:
15 demonic chests for demonic keys
30 dwarven chests for dwarven keys
12 iron keys for iron chests
25 angelic chests for angelic keys
20 losts chests for lost keys
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#2948575 - violinistbyspirit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948594 to #2948575 - blastizard (02/14/2013) [-]
15 potatoes
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#2948611 to #2948594 - violinistbyspirit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948624 to #2948611 - blastizard (02/14/2013) [-]
It takes like 20 seconds to pick them up
User avatar #2948570 - Ekans (02/14/2013) [-]
Whats 3 valentines worth for badges?
#2948580 to #2948570 - werslty (02/14/2013) [-]
I'll buy them from you if you're selling them
User avatar #2948596 to #2948580 - Ekans (02/14/2013) [-]
I have 4
#2948604 to #2948596 - werslty (02/14/2013) [-]
Anything specific you are looking for in return
User avatar #2948618 to #2948604 - Ekans (02/14/2013) [-]
What are you willing to trade for them?
#2948633 to #2948618 - werslty (02/14/2013) [-]
Depends on what you would want. I'll trade souls, badges, met books, pet crates, ingots, gems, or other stuff
User avatar #2948677 to #2948633 - Ekans (02/14/2013) [-]
How about some frank parts or badges?
User avatar #2948591 to #2948580 - Ekans (02/14/2013) [-]
Sure man.
User avatar #2948574 to #2948570 - PopcornViking ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
3 badges
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#2948567 - deathbite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2948565 - whyyourepost (02/14/2013) [-]
STILL TRADING FOR THESE:
10 sprinkled donuts,
75 lemons (the 22-point ones),
17 royal gold coins and
21 sloth souls.

anyone pls??????
User avatar #2948572 to #2948565 - nerdicorn (02/14/2013) [-]
I should have, need tokens/rits
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#2948562 - ImGod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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