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#2966410 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
reply here if you masturbated on valentines day
#2966415 to #2966410 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
everyday is masturbation day
#2966409 - martydoom (02/15/2013) [-]
These are my chests at the moment.
If you want to even them out, feel free to do so :)
User avatar #2966399 - theqsk (02/15/2013) [-]
well im going to bed. goodnight guys and gals
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#2966401 to #2966399 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#2966400 to #2966399 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966396 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
reply here if you got laid on valentines day
#2966408 to #2966396 - lxaje (02/15/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that this comment will get lonely.
User avatar #2966432 to #2966408 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
it was at first
User avatar #2966407 to #2966396 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
For once my girl actually put effort into it
User avatar #2966425 to #2966407 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
she bought me Jordons lol

i only got her a card, teddy bear, flowers, and choclate. that's proly why she didn't put out lol
User avatar #2966431 to #2966425 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
Well I got my gf a 300 dollar necklace and took her to an almost 200 dollar dinner, that's probably why she finally decided to try oral
User avatar #2966436 to #2966431 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
that sounds a bit douchey, but classy.

I could never afford that lol i'm only 15. i was honestly expecting oral today tho lulz
User avatar #2966442 to #2966436 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm only 18, I just decided to go all-out this year.
(Also I didn't spend money on her with the intention of getting her to blow me, it just happened, I just wanted to spend the money, because are year anniversary was a week ago)
User avatar #2966450 to #2966442 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
i don't think i'd ever stay with a chick for a whole year haha

but congratz on the 1 year
User avatar #2966454 to #2966450 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
honestly? neither did I, though we will probably end up marrying eachother.
User avatar #2966455 to #2966454 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
Also thanks, and may I note you don't seem 15.
User avatar #2966489 to #2966487 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
now mike
mike seems 15
User avatar #2966456 to #2966455 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
as in you seem older.
User avatar #2966446 to #2966442 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
our* herpaderpderp
#2966406 to #2966396 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
Didn't get laid, replying anyway
Didn't get laid, replying anyway
User avatar #2966417 to #2966406 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
your hand counts, so you're safe
User avatar #2966421 to #2966417 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
I haven't fapped today actually
User avatar #2966430 to #2966421 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
i have to fap alone today:(
User avatar #2966453 to #2966430 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
I have to fap alon erry day :c
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#2966496 to #2966453 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966509 to #2966496 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
but you chose not to
mine isn't by choice
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#2966516 to #2966509 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966524 to #2966516 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
you has bf
will happen in due time
User avatar #2966467 to #2966453 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
you'll find the right girl, to sex with, trust me
+1
#2966405 to #2966396 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966412 to #2966405 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
let's do it bonbon, my gf didn't put out
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#2966424 to #2966412 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966437 to #2966424 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
Tell that nigger to give you the D.
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#2966441 to #2966437 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966443 to #2966441 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
Bitchitrol.l traveled to england to see his internet fiance

r u evn trying?
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#2966445 to #2966443 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966429 to #2966424 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
i'm only joking of course, i just really thot i was gonna get laid today lol
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#2966440 to #2966429 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966457 to #2966440 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
because she bought me like $100 shoes
and i only got her chocolate, flowers, candy lol

She probably was secretly disappointed
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#2966463 to #2966457 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2966394 - schatgraver ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
fat and his stupid advertising
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#2966374 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966368 - theqsk (02/15/2013) [-]
**theqsk rolls 42**
i enjoy sticking penis in to my rectum
User avatar #2966376 to #2966368 - martydoom (02/15/2013) [-]
okay,,,
User avatar #2966373 to #2966368 - theqsk (02/15/2013) [-]
woops
User avatar #2966366 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
wetcuntjuince
martydoom
nillabonbongifts

dayum
Everyone has been so nice today ♥
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#2966390 to #2966366 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2966377 to #2966366 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966354 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
First dubs in this thread is what I set my facebook status as?
User avatar #2966402 to #2966354 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
You guys aren't very good at this haha
User avatar #2966393 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
post screenshots pls
User avatar #2966466 to #2966393 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
Also, is posting a picture of a link to porn in violation of the funnyjunk rules? I think they are..
User avatar #2966477 to #2966466 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
No way lol.
User avatar #2966482 to #2966477 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
What do mane, facebook won't let me post it.
User avatar #2966458 to #2966393 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
Hey, facebook told me I can't because it's a spam link. What do?
User avatar #2966404 to #2966393 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
Of course! Do you want something specific?
User avatar #2966392 to #2966354 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
**xiiichuckles rolls 38** [This status has been removed due to explicit sexual content]
User avatar #2966387 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 77**
User avatar #2966391 to #2966387 - martydoom (02/15/2013) [-]
winrar :D
User avatar #2966388 to #2966387 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
post a pornhub link
User avatar #2966386 to #2966354 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
**xiiichuckles rolls 87**
User avatar #2966384 to #2966354 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
**capslockrage rolls 08** FUCK, my ass is sore!
User avatar #2966383 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 74**
User avatar #2966382 to #2966354 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
**xiiichuckles rolls 09**
User avatar #2966381 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 39**
User avatar #2966379 to #2966354 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
**xiiichuckles rolls 08**
User avatar #2966378 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 31**
User avatar #2966372 to #2966354 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
**xiiichuckles rolls 36**
User avatar #2966371 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 47**
User avatar #2966370 to #2966354 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
**xiiichuckles rolls 35**
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#2966369 to #2966354 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966367 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 15**
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#2966364 to #2966354 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966363 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 12**
User avatar #2966362 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 35**
User avatar #2966361 to #2966354 - martydoom (02/15/2013) [-]
**martydoom rolls 76** I like penis
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#2966360 to #2966354 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966359 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 31**
User avatar #2966358 to #2966354 - theqsk (02/15/2013) [-]
**theqsk rolls 57**
i like men in a sexual way
User avatar #2966385 to #2966358 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
That doesn't work so much cause I do like men in a sexual way haha
User avatar #2966357 to #2966354 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 18**post a pornhub link
User avatar #2966365 to #2966357 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
:o that's a good one!
User avatar #2966411 to #2966365 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
post screenshots, deliver pls
User avatar #2966420 to #2966411 - secondjess (02/15/2013) [-]
Dude look at my other response D:
#2966352 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
Found it shadowrated
User avatar #2966349 - theqsk (02/15/2013) [-]
a hoarder needs to drop
+2
#2966347 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2966342 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
need 80 metallurgy books so I can make the hammer and chisel.
Sell please.
User avatar #2966336 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
who remembers when items were really small?
User avatar #2966353 to #2966344 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
dem days. i remember i won a contest you were holding
User avatar #2966355 to #2966353 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
Really?
Which one?
User avatar #2966403 to #2966355 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
i think i was a demon skull or like a dolan imp when it was rare
User avatar #2966414 to #2966403 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
lol, that was so long ago
I remember this guy trading me a toast gun, a special ruby, and an evil tree for a dolan imp once
User avatar #2966341 to #2966336 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
I do.
Hell, I remember having to trade one single item at a time
User avatar #2966343 to #2966341 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
and we were enemies, ah, those were the days
User avatar #2966345 to #2966343 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
Didn't you make a picture of us two as bridges
User avatar #2966346 to #2966345 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
yeah, i deleted it
User avatar #2966334 - theqsk (02/15/2013) [-]
buying tokens
User avatar #2966333 - capslockrage (02/15/2013) [-]
**capslockrage rolls 111,111,111**
User avatar #2966348 to #2966333 - xiiichuckles (02/15/2013) [-]
I see the space after the last 1
User avatar #2966340 to #2966333 - santapony (02/15/2013) [-]
**santapony rolls 114,800,277** seemslegit.jpg
User avatar #2966339 to #2966333 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
capslockrage rolls 111,111,111 im doing it right?
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#2966328 - wetcuntjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2966325 - santapony (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm being guilt tripped. Halp
User avatar #2966332 to #2966325 - YinScape (02/15/2013) [-]
"Aww, now I feel even worse D: You probably put a lot of work into it "
User avatar #2966330 to #2966325 - martydoom (02/15/2013) [-]
> Go to her house
> bring flower
> get card
> ???
> profit???
User avatar #2966338 to #2966330 - martydoom (02/15/2013) [-]
bitches love flower
User avatar #2966329 to #2966325 - idrinkslurm (02/15/2013) [-]
be like "i promise i'll let you give it to me tmorrow
User avatar #2966322 - theqsk (02/15/2013) [-]
Buying
179 cabbage
Trading mos of my items. Trying to grow this badboy.
User avatar #2966317 - shadowrated (02/15/2013) [-]
19) www.funnyjunk.com/user/shadowrated - 118 total thumbs

i got 118 thumbs yesterday/today? how did that much add up today? I was barely on today or yesterday lol. 118 thumbs
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