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User avatar #2991263 - Hawke (02/17/2013) [-]
>standing in line for the queue of taxis, I notice a middle-aged woman rushing up desperately to the end of the queue
>with a feeling of utter contempt consuming me, I choose to stop her as she proceeds to the end of the long line
>she trembles, a mixture of fear and impotent rage begins to envelop her as the horrid realization of what is taking place washes over her
>The feel of control and power lifts up my patriarchal spirit, my penis engorging at the thought of this situation
>With one hand I open the door of the taxi waiting to take me to my destination, while the other hand ushers her inside
>Humiliated, wretched and debased, she can think of no way to combat the dominance taking place
>the woman present sob and look away, the men smile on arrogantly, knowing the delicious feeling of power and contempt vicariously
>She utters a "thank you" in a miserable monotone, stepping, defeated, inside of the waiting taxi
>As I shut the door, my erection brushes against her arm eliciting a shudder and a widening of her sad, now horrified eyes
>I lean in closer, whispering only to her
>It was my privilege
#2991285 to #2991263 - lordofthethumbs (02/17/2013) [-]
your text is the color of everything bad: red thumbs, bloody tampons being eaten by attention whores, and the color the teacher uses to write my F's in :(
User avatar #2991254 - xenarthra (02/17/2013) [-]
buying radioactive weapons and shit
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#2991247 - bumsnatcher **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991270 to #2991247 - nomnombabiesnom (02/17/2013) [-]
**nomnombabiesnom rolls 96**
User avatar #2991268 to #2991247 - Hawke (02/17/2013) [-]
**Hawke rolls 94** AGAIN
User avatar #2991266 to #2991247 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 71** Pls
User avatar #2991260 to #2991247 - kuningas (02/17/2013) [-]
**kuningas rolls 56**
User avatar #2991258 to #2991247 - itemz (02/17/2013) [-]
**itemz rolls 91**
User avatar #2991251 to #2991247 - blahblahblahbluh (02/17/2013) [-]
**blahblahblahbluh rolls 14**
#2991242 - lordofthethumbs (02/17/2013) [-]
were all so sad... saturday night and were on here instead of out somewhere :( lolol
User avatar #2991250 to #2991242 - nomnombabiesnom (02/17/2013) [-]
Sunday Morning here.
User avatar #2991246 to #2991242 - ffffyou (02/17/2013) [-]
it's Sunday afternoon.
User avatar #2991259 to #2991246 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
Maybe where you live.
#2991257 to #2991246 - lordofthethumbs (02/17/2013) [-]
awk timezone fail lol
User avatar #2991232 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
nillabonbongifts is my friend too!
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#2991236 to #2991232 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991249 to #2991236 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
B-but... we became friends yesterday... You replied to a ton of my comments... w-wh-whaaat?
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#2991271 to #2991249 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991279 to #2991271 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
Ok, well sorry.
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#2991281 to #2991279 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2991231 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2991239 to #2991237 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991244 to #2991239 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
Tell it to stop
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#2991253 to #2991244 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991387 to #2991253 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
Rip it off, you only need one anyway
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#2991426 to #2991387 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991447 to #2991426 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
Okay, never mind that then, just send it to bed without supper unless it listens
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#2991466 to #2991447 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991473 to #2991466 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
unintentional pun was unintentional lol
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#2991486 to #2991473 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991506 to #2991486 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
It's okay, at least you tried lol
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#2991513 to #2991506 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991517 to #2991513 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
Has it stopped bleeding yet?
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#2991524 to #2991517 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991526 to #2991524 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
Is it bleeding a ton, or just annoyingly?
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#2991533 to #2991526 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991537 to #2991533 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
Are you applying pressure to it? And how new are the piercings?
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#2991544 to #2991537 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991558 to #2991544 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
It should be fine, but if you wake up and have no blood left, take the opportunity to inject yourself with enough Monster energy drink to replace it all, then you'll be set
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#2991584 to #2991558 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2991229 - thatslovesnayytay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991226 - secondjess (02/17/2013) [-]
nillabonbongifts is a lovely person :3
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#2991227 to #2991226 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991221 - mayorman (02/17/2013) [-]
take a look at my stuff, who knows, you might find something intresting
User avatar #2991218 - seveer (02/17/2013) [-]
angelic ore needs to drop ...
#2991194 - lordofthethumbs (02/17/2013) [-]
whoose gettin green? :o
User avatar #2991211 to #2991194 - xenarthra (02/17/2013) [-]
me good man
User avatar #2991192 - Hawke (02/17/2013) [-]
REMOVE KYRONIKS
User avatar #2991210 to #2991192 - ffffyou (02/17/2013) [-]
remove Hawke
User avatar #2991216 to #2991210 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
Remove cookies
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#2991191 - bumsnatcher **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2991220 to #2991191 - bumsnatcher **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991208 to #2991191 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 95**
User avatar #2991214 to #2991208 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 89** Dammit, no!
User avatar #2991205 to #2991191 - kuningas (02/17/2013) [-]
**kuningas rolls 14**
#2991202 to #2991191 - lordofthethumbs (02/17/2013) [-]
**lordofthethumbs rolls 02**
User avatar #2991197 to #2991191 - Hawke (02/17/2013) [-]
**Hawke rolls 19** MAKE IT RED PLZ
User avatar #2991200 to #2991197 - Hawke (02/17/2013) [-]
HOO FUGG :DDDD
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#2991196 to #2991191 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2991204 to #2991196 - bumsnatcher **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2991213 to #2991204 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991186 - Hawke (02/17/2013) [-]
REMOVE LIME
#2991179 - wethepixel (02/17/2013) [-]
Anyone need anything done? Can do anything that requires god gems + other stuff.
If you're going to send in lotto tickets or moldy sets, let it be a decent amount. Like 50+.
User avatar #2991174 - seveer (02/17/2013) [-]
Somebody just took my last pretzel, now I need to remember to pick one up ...
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#2991180 to #2991174 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991206 to #2991180 - seveer (02/17/2013) [-]
Thanks!
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#2991215 to #2991206 - nillabonbongifts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991164 - Hawke (02/17/2013) [-]
I SELL ITEM

YOU BUY GOOD PRICE

FUCKING AMERICAN

DO YOU WANT CHEESEBURG

I NO SELL DOG
User avatar #2991175 to #2991164 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
YOU WANT HUG!?


TOO BAD, HERE BOMB.
User avatar #2991162 - jalthelas (02/17/2013) [-]
I bet the item generating machine is quite an interesting phenomenon.


The intricate system that materializes said items for our convenience to pick up is just incredible.


I'd love to learn more about the proc--- FUCK I MISSED A RARE.
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#2991161 - gorefal **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2991166 to #2991161 - lordofthethumbs (02/17/2013) [-]
reply, ill thumb you
#2991163 to #2991161 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
No you can stay white like the rest of us white text faggots.
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#2991158 - wethepixel has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2991159 to #2991158 - BiohazardSammich (02/17/2013) [-]
Can you get me something to drink?
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