I want to be a tree and then cut down to make a bunch of wood dildoes (sanded down and polished of course) :)

I'd rather come back as a dog.

At least you could still get wood.

I don't want to be cut down

All I want is my ashes to be scattered at the top of the Brokeback Mountain, my father instead buried me in our family plot. that selfish wicked old man.

Um.

I'd like to be a tree.

Have you wasted your life doing nothing? Well now you can do nothing for the next 100 years all over again!

Use certain chat up lines such as "Baby I'm all wood" and "Don't leaf me, I'm just getting a bit hard"

BECOME A DEAD PERSON MAN TREE TODAY

**trollexpress rolls 511**

That wouldn't even be your final form.

fluttershy approves

I don't want to become a tree, I want to become death, the destroyer of worlds.

And the atheist trees will get cut down and turned into bibles =D
...i dont wanna be a bible ._.

Fluttershy would like that.

holy fuck OP, you even copied the exact title....

I want to become a teapot when I die, how do I achieve that?

kentucky logic depresses me, you become a tree that will eventually get cut down and replaced by a building that won't be used for years but gosh darn is it there

Fluttershy would be happy=P

yes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc the circle of life. instantly thought of this after i read it.

Well you don't technically become a tree. You just become a source of nutrients for the tree to feed on. So you could say your essence is absorbed into the tree.