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User avatar #50 - kamehamehanurd (08/21/2012) [-]
I... I don't get it.
#53 to #50 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
then clearly you're not a programmer
#57 to #55 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
Check comment 56
User avatar #46 - cavemancomics (08/21/2012) [-]
#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
char uname [ 80] = {'J', 'e', 'f', 'f', '/0' };
cin >> OC;
cout << "Nice content bro!" << endl;
cin >> OC;
return 0;
}
User avatar #69 to #46 - bObmEh (08/21/2012) [-]
system("pause");
return 0;
#29 - wizi (08/21/2012) [-]
milk=1;
if(eggs=='true'){
milk=6;
}
return milk;
#41 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
Milk = 1
If eggs = true then
milk = 6
end if
' VB ftw
#52 to #41 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
# ruby
def buy_milk
milk = 1
milk = 6 if eggs
end
#18 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #17 - thepalmtoptiger (08/21/2012) [-]
grammar nazi =/= programmer
#103 to #17 - catkids (08/22/2012) [-]
Grammar Nazi != Programmer*
#59 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
actually, you are right, and at the same time not
in one hand, technically the joke is a grammatical joke
on the other hand programming is just other way to exprese grammar
#25 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
The post is not about being a grammar nazi dipshit but about this:   
In programming you have to specify everything so there can't be any confussion. Following this example, a program would exactly do what the post said because it says &quot;go buy milk and if they have eggs, buy 6&quot; because programs don't have &quot;common sense&quot; to understand what we meant with that. You'd have to specify you want eggs or the program won't understand it. As you can see, it has nothing to do with grammar   
Inb4 TL;DR
The post is not about being a grammar nazi dipshit but about this:
In programming you have to specify everything so there can't be any confussion. Following this example, a program would exactly do what the post said because it says "go buy milk and if they have eggs, buy 6" because programs don't have "common sense" to understand what we meant with that. You'd have to specify you want eggs or the program won't understand it. As you can see, it has nothing to do with grammar
Inb4 TL;DR
User avatar #28 to #25 - thepalmtoptiger (08/21/2012) [-]
I don't see that as a problem in programming, it did exactly what you asked it to do. It would be far too difficult to make a programming language understand context so they made 1 + 1 = 2. I understood what was being said, I just don't see the issue.
User avatar #22 to #17 - daniboi (08/21/2012) [-]
And that is related to this how?
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#15 - teevanator (08/21/2012) [-]
Read it as programmar

Works either way.
#14 - emprex (08/21/2012) [-]
You don't need to be a programmer to do that   
GIF unrelated
You don't need to be a programmer to do that
GIF unrelated
#10 - LtMcG (08/21/2012) [-]
Boy do I love programming
Boy do I love programming
#21 to #10 - cashmanderp (08/21/2012) [-]
I looked at that while listening to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsQQgbKkjc
#321 to #21 - vinmaster (08/22/2012) [-]
Im sorry, butis this famous anywhere else than in germany?
#279 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
used to be like my favourite song!
User avatar #23 to #21 - freespeech (08/21/2012) [-]
Added to my MP3 player.
#4 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
That's why you just say "Get milk and 6 eggs from the store, if they don't have one then fuck it"
#329 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
User avatar #5 to #4 - Cookiez (08/21/2012) [-]
And then he gets arrested for fucking milk and eggs in the store
#24 to #5 - mylazy (08/21/2012) [-]
But ho did he fuck them? The didn't have any.
#11 to #5 - kthxbailol (08/21/2012) [-]
that made me go lol take some boobs
#353 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
Not shopped. She has cysts in her boobs, making them very large. Her name is Danielle houghton. Look her up
#12 to #11 - clapex (08/21/2012) [-]
is that shopped ? ^^
User avatar #19 to #12 - FrazSav **User deleted account** (08/21/2012) [-]
Boob on our right has the object int he background bent around it, image is shooped.



I spend way too much time looking at boobs, I spotted that in 5 seconds from the thumbnail.
User avatar #20 to #19 - FrazSav **User deleted account** (08/21/2012) [-]
Very well shooped, and hard to tell, but still shooped, just clearing that up before anyone points out the surrounding area, but the object is bent to perfectly around the boob.

Inb4 telling by the pixels
#446 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (12/03/2012) [-]
Sorry dude. They're real. Do some fucking research before you open you mouth next tim.
#13 to #12 - kthxbailol (08/21/2012) [-]
no freaking clue
i got it from the webz so theres a 140% chance it is and a 69% chance it isnt

sry):
#8 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
But they didnt have any eggs or milk in the store. How did he fuck them?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Cookiez (08/21/2012) [-]
Well maybe he only fucked the milk then
#292 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
maybe it wasn't milk
#6 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #132 to #6 - IncarceratedNinja (08/22/2012) [-]
"hide all" isnt same fag
User avatar #7 to #6 - Cookiez (08/21/2012) [-]
By that logic that comment could be made by me too....
#157 to #7 - songemot (08/22/2012) [-]
I don't know what to believe anymore.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
User avatar #74 to #7 - slootyslooot (08/21/2012) [-]
...Now I'm thinking it was....
User avatar #124 to #74 - Einkuh (08/22/2012) [-]
It wasnt by the same guy, just click "hide all" and it will hide the comments from that IP.
User avatar #207 to #124 - linxus (08/22/2012) [-]
except that doesnt work
User avatar #185 to #124 - meganinja (08/22/2012) [-]
that doesn't work. It doesn't hide IP, it hides comments from the user. However, if you try it on an anon first, and then unhide it, and then press hide all on any random user, it will make both of their comments hide.

Don't ask me why, that's just how it is.
User avatar #126 to #124 - slootyslooot (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I didn't know you could do that until I saw an anon say that in a comment, then I did it and was suprised.
#133 to #126 - N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
let's test it out, only click hide all once.
-technotronics
User avatar #134 to #133 - technotronics (08/22/2012) [-]
and here i am again
User avatar #143 to #134 - rockydude (08/22/2012) [-]
Works when you click "Hide all" on the user comment, but not when you click on an anon's.
User avatar #154 to #143 - paradoxfag (08/22/2012) [-]
Didn't work for me either way.
User avatar #438 to #154 - rockydude (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, i figured it out, whenever I clicked "Hide all" on anon's comment, I only clicked show for it and not "Show all" again, making it hide when the comments refresh after clicking "Hide all" on the user's.
User avatar #192 to #154 - captainrattrap (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah it didn't work.
#3 - peyshizzle (08/21/2012) [-]
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#2 - anonymousditto (08/21/2012) [-]
I love these jokes xD
#1 - karnovski (08/21/2012) [-]
i see what you did there
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