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#159 - divinity **User deleted account** (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #154 - beefs (08/19/2012) [-]
Was she out of his league?
Maybe.
Was she out of his reach?
Evidently not.
#150 - narunarunaru (08/19/2012) [-]
**narunarunaru rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at T-E-S-T ** My type of girl.
#184 to #150 - jalthelas (08/19/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at Science **   
   
   
mine
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at Science **


mine
#235 to #184 - conagheraxe ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#226 to #184 - waffies (08/19/2012) [-]
well then, what a roll! The thing that gets me is that people favorite these comments instead of saving the gif, and when they come back the gif will be gone
User avatar #212 to #184 - ishalltroll (08/19/2012) [-]
Winning!
#190 to #184 - eiyven (08/19/2012) [-]
How in the...?
#195 to #186 - zenkon (08/19/2012) [-]
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#147 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
lol
#138 - beavisnbutthead (08/19/2012) [-]
Say what you want about Marilyn Monroe, but I think Audrey Hepburn was way better. She was classy and sophisticated, where as Marilyn always played the dumb blonde character. She was sweet and charming and always looked skinny but not to the point where she was anorexic. I guess in that time,much like today, sexy women were more curvy and women like Audrey Hepburn didn't need to be curvy and floozy to be called beautiful. That's just my opinion inb4 red thumbs for having an opinion
User avatar #142 to #138 - AztecJew (08/19/2012) [-]
Agreed, I'm a big fan of hers
#132 - primecrime (08/19/2012) [-]
Gents i learned a valuable lesson this weekend, if you don't try it will never happen. Seems obvious but seriously, just go for it. I just fucked a chick that has been my imaginary masturbating material for the last 6 years and whom i considered completely out of my league. Just give it a shot and see how it goes!
#343 to #132 - dbanks (08/19/2012) [-]
I tried this, but I think I need more explicit instructions, as I somehow got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
I tried this, but I think I need more explicit instructions, as I somehow got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #127 - sketchysketchist (08/19/2012) [-]
Fact about life, no matter what your standards someone you find attractive will want to fuck you.
It is possible to find a hot curvy girls who's a total chubby chaser just as easily as finding a fat person who only wants fit person, (I actually went to highschool with a hot girl just like that, no I didn't hit that, I'm a total puss).
So for any women or men who think it's messed up that there are people out there with high expectations for a bf/gf, stop being so skeptical and for fucks sake don't be a hypocrite.
User avatar #120 - shortbusterrorist (08/19/2012) [-]
I'm jacked as fuck and I still can't get a girlfriend....
User avatar #122 to #120 - shortbusterrorist (08/19/2012) [-]
By than I mean I can't talk to girls....
User avatar #133 to #122 - pukingrainbows (08/19/2012) [-]
and for this purpose chloroform was invented.
#123 to #122 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro....
User avatar #124 to #123 - shortbusterrorist (08/19/2012) [-]
At least I'm going to die forever alone looking beautiful.
User avatar #129 to #124 - sketchysketchist (08/19/2012) [-]
I congratulate you for being one of the lucky few.
#119 - regardsuncledolan (08/19/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: girls are hypocrites, guys are hypocrites, murder is the answer to all your social problems.
#116 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
>Point of comic was to show how shallow women can be
>Comments full of hate for fat chicks
>FunnyJunk Logic
User avatar #114 - Nastycold (08/19/2012) [-]
Marylin Monroe wasn't fat, she just had the right amount of fat on her body, the "OMG Marylin Monroe wuz ft but she stil waz sxy" is a statement used by fat bitches to get likes on facebook and to get people to tell them they're "beautiful" even though at the bottom they all think they're ugly and fat.
#113 - swiftykidd (08/19/2012) [-]
Wasnt maryln monroe the woman who had a perfect hourglass figure? Also fat chicks are gross.
#286 to #113 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
is the one on the left Ted's Girlfriend Victoria?
User avatar #377 to #286 - localcatbarber (08/19/2012) [-]
Kelly Brook, I think....
#105 - ChanChan (08/19/2012) [-]
<- Does this look FAT to you?
<- Does this look FAT to you?
User avatar #126 to #105 - tetusic (08/19/2012) [-]
Her weight fluctuated up and down throughout her entire career. For most of her career, she was quite curvy. Back then, it was considered to be sexy, but by today's standards, it would legitimately be considered fat unfortunately. I have mostly the same measurements as her, I'm just a bit tinier than her since I'm only 5 feet tall. Personally, I don't find myself or Marilyn Monroe to be fat (and I don't think Marilyn Monroe had ever been legitimately fat), but I'm happy with my appearance. I like being curvy. I don't see why people these days think curvy and fat go hand in hand.
User avatar #107 to #105 - dawggz ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
I don't get it either, as I can recall Marylin Monroe had a nice body throughout her whole (short) life =/
#106 to #105 - TheRedScare (08/19/2012) [-]
sweet mother of my future children!
sweet mother of my future children!
#110 to #106 - dawggz ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
OH MY LORD I CHOKED. Medal of honor to you, sir.
#447 to #110 - TheRedScare (08/20/2012) [-]
**TheRedScare rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at video game logic ** thank you kind sir! I shall wear it proudly. i hope this pic satisfies you
User avatar #103 - defender (08/19/2012) [-]
i dislike fat chicks
#118 to #103 - shadowalchemist (08/19/2012) [-]
said the defender
#101 - Darianvincent (08/19/2012) [-]
It's good for Marilyn Monroe that she died young. Because all she had was her looks and those would of just faded.
User avatar #100 - jelatinman (08/19/2012) [-]
Has anyone ever asked a fat girl why they're so fat? With guys everyone can just act natural and call them fat pieces of shit who pull the depression card to get an extra slice of pie, but girls nobody ever questions in my area, why they don't put down the fork and learn to lose some weight so they don't take up 2 seats on a goddamn airplane.

If you have a glandular disorder, I'm sorry
User avatar #98 - slumberdonkey (08/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDZPC-M_ek
alright, so i know that this is like really long, but he makes AMAZING points...
#97 - foolycooly (08/19/2012) [-]
"its not like Marilyn monroe was skinny"

i've seen this quote on facebook from fat girls trying to justify the fact that they are fat whores.

actually Ms. Monroe was 119 Ibs. and quite litterally trademarked the term "hour glass figure"

personally i dont like her. she was a bit of a whore who got famous for being a whore but she was far from fat

User avatar #143 to #97 - ihatebuffering (08/19/2012) [-]
But damn, she was the greatest of all whores.
#88 - halfdemon (08/19/2012) [-]
make a comic about shallow people only interested in muscles, suddenly the comments section is full of people who are different and prefer lack of muscles/chubbiness. not liking guys for being overly toned is just as shallow as not liking guys for not being ripped.
User avatar #139 to #88 - pukingrainbows (08/19/2012) [-]
I just want someone with enough self respect to not kill themselves with food. If you're curvy, that's cool. If you're thin and toned, that's cool too. Women who starve themselves and women who seem to have a rager for coronary artery disease disgust me. If you can't respect yourself, why should I?
#95 to #88 - japfapper (08/19/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly.
User avatar #82 - yourdadsdad (08/19/2012) [-]
I can't be the only female who finds muscles unattractive...
#121 to #82 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
Probably not. But you're most likely ugly.
#197 to #121 - twofacedent (08/19/2012) [-]
Solid womanizing skills, brah brah
User avatar #128 to #121 - yourdadsdad (08/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for your input, random troll.
#115 to #82 - shiverinfootlicker (08/19/2012) [-]
I do. I find that a little bit of chub on a man is the most attractive. Seth Rogan is perfect in my eyes.
User avatar #96 to #82 - jelatinman (08/19/2012) [-]
I can't be the only man who finds big breasts wonderful
User avatar #90 to #82 - onceman (08/19/2012) [-]
My sister likes big guys with bears.
#92 to #90 - spooningxpandas (08/19/2012) [-]
Big guys with bears you say?
User avatar #93 to #92 - onceman (08/19/2012) [-]
Yeah she likes bear-like men, but she's not a furry, sorry.
#84 to #82 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
apparently, you are
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