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User avatar #216 - corundum (08/18/2012) [-]
Kids wetting the bed? Cover the bed in saran wrap and place something heavy in the bed under fitted sheets. Let them drown to death in their piss.
User avatar #212 - corundum (08/18/2012) [-]
Who the fuck falls out of their bed all the time?
User avatar #220 to #212 - swiftykidd (08/18/2012) [-]
little children maybe
User avatar #219 to #212 - jaquepowers (08/18/2012) [-]
Young children.
User avatar #221 to #219 - corundum (08/18/2012) [-]
Really? I vomited. A lot. In fact, I still have a crinkly mattress cover on my bed.
User avatar #224 to #221 - jaquepowers (08/18/2012) [-]
Ok
User avatar #210 - nonr (08/18/2012) [-]
Yes I see how hilarious these are. This post definitely deserves the front page of a website dedicated to funny.
User avatar #223 to #210 - nonr (08/18/2012) [-]
Go ahead thumb me down for all I care. After all it was my mistake to think that I would find funny on the frontpage....
#237 to #223 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]
ok
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#227 to #223 - swiftykidd Comment deleted by swiftykidd [-]
User avatar #222 to #210 - swiftykidd (08/18/2012) [-]
>Come to funnyjunk.
>Expect any funny.

ISHYGDDT
User avatar #218 to #210 - howaboutokay (08/18/2012) [-]
dude you dont have to like it, but that doesnt mean bad talk it, these are pretty niffty, not per say funny, but its like cute posts getting alot of thumbs
User avatar #207 - garentei (08/18/2012) [-]
Too bad I forget all of these and when they actually would come in handy I only remember 1 or 2 that are not appropriate for the situation :/
User avatar #205 - doesnotcompute (08/18/2012) [-]
Or, you know, you could just use the bathtub to fill up a container...
User avatar #204 - jettripleseven (08/18/2012) [-]
Aaaand i won't remember any of these within two hours from now.
#198 - redJericho (08/18/2012) [-]
My neighbor's face when he sees me putting toothpaste all over my car.
My neighbor's face when he sees me putting toothpaste all over my car.
User avatar #239 to #198 - freight (08/18/2012) [-]
how in the fuck did he stumble that far back
#197 - communistuprising (08/18/2012) [-]
How I keep my wires sorted and not in a mess.
User avatar #215 to #197 - sirgawain (08/18/2012) [-]
My grandpa does that and it annoys the shit out of my family. I think it's smart.
User avatar #232 to #215 - poundcake (08/18/2012) [-]
same here it is smart
User avatar #196 - darkmetalgear (08/18/2012) [-]
summerfags, summerfags everywhere.
User avatar #236 to #196 - darkmetalgear (08/18/2012) [-]
Tumb me down as much as you want, but this shit is really old.
User avatar #200 to #196 - swiftykidd (08/18/2012) [-]
explain?
#181 - scorcher (08/18/2012) [-]
mfw I saw the ending of this post.
#179 - jgk **User deleted account** (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks man, Definitely useful.
User avatar #177 - thedutchs (08/18/2012) [-]
>Use some pool-shit to stop your kids from falling out of bed.

Or just let them fall out of their beds until they learn how to sleep normally.
User avatar #174 - shelleykimallen (08/18/2012) [-]
in the uk they give u a sticker thing to close ur bread. wtf how am i supposed to save my flip flops now
#199 to #174 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]
FUCKING CHAOS!!!
User avatar #171 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account** (08/18/2012) [-]
>use bread clips to save flip-flops with split holes
or buy another $2 pair you cheap fucker
#211 to #171 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]
Why spend more money when you have a fix at home? They could also be the more expensive type of flipflop. The one pair I love wearing costs 5$
#183 to #171 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]
who knows mabey you could use that $2 on a something you want to buy but are short $2...
User avatar #170 - rplix (08/18/2012) [-]
Going to try the toothpaste one.
#167 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
about the toothpaste headlight one, I was told to try that on my scratched Xbox 360 disc, not only did it not work, it fucked up the disc even more! MFW.
about the toothpaste headlight one, I was told to try that on my scratched Xbox 360 disc, not only did it not work, it fucked up the disc even more! MFW.
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#163 - beststiffler (08/18/2012) [-]
Thank you sir saved
#175 to #163 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]
now's not the time to use that.
#162 - benjamminhammin (08/18/2012) [-]
**benjamminhammin rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Bears epic journey ** can i rub my walnuts on you to fix your dings? ;D
User avatar #245 to #162 - Walnuts (08/18/2012) [-]
i would be more than happy to help you out
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