Is there such thing as an ugly Olivia Wilde?

Dude. Chill. It's a joke. Like, for laughing and stuff. Not to be taken seriously. Lighten up :)

I get it's a joke, but these are the only jokes I hate. It's just too ridiculous for me.

Your comment has inspired me to write.. Expect something that's TL;DR..

Over the years, tanning beds have been a cozy way to tan without the risk of burning, less you stay in for too long. Though it has attracted a larger audience as people have grown fond of staying inside, avoiding the harshness of the outside. Some have neglected to wash their tanning beds, and from the grime and scum from their dead and peeling leather bag skin has started to manifest. Yes. Take on a whole new form. They're called "The cast of the Jersey Shore"! The grime and dead leather skin have taken the shape of those who shed this hideous layer of skin. The first of these monsters was nicknamed "Snookie" We're not quite sure what it means.. It's probably the foreign and unknown dialect this grime race uses. This creature was a hideous little bugger, it slept with our kind, pretended to be one of us, and from the more copious amounts of grime, scum and dead skin, a whole new breed was created. The cast of the Jersey Shore came together, as the leaders of their race, and decided to invade our world, through the only thing we genuinely care about. Television! This new race was incredibly stupid, and wasn't that good at speaking our languages. Many ridiculed the race, but none could stand it. Soon, other humans started to imitate the race, thinking they were acceptable. But in their act of becoming a leather bag, they to spawned more and more of this race. It is a truly horrid act, and is still occurring today. Apparently this grime race can mate, and "Snookie" has become impregnated by a male, who should be deeply ashamed of himself. This concludes the brief summary of the birth of the grime race. I hope you have enjoyed reading.

I enjoyed this.

It was pretty fun to write. Thank you for the brief inspiration.

But wouldn't that actually be a conspiracy itself? A conspiracy against conspiracy theorists? It's genius!

If only your mother could've known you'd turn out like this. She would've aborted you.

Steve Jobs didn't invent computers chum.

YOU didn't invent computers

**bikester rolls 3** fucks given

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

I hope you aren't serious... because if you're serious you are seriously retarded for taking the joke seriously.

Its a joke. don't be an ass.

or maybe its just a joke

How about in a hyothetical post-apocalyptic world where the human race is trating to rise again and the search for our history starts all over again? Also, it's a joke, as in it is not meant to be literal.

Because she's fucking hot. Just mute yout TV and enjoy.

why would i mute House? that's my point she ruined the show. she should go be a model somewhere and stop ruining movies and shows. if it was a show like jersey shore fine but you kinda need to hear what the people on house are saying.

see this is why we can't have nice things. you think she's attractive so you are willing to ruin anything if it means you can just look at her. this is how hot girls become bitches. they use their looks to get what they want and use ugly guys who will do anything for them

How did she ruin House exactly? And if you hate her for her performance in House then you must really hate Amber Tamblyn and Charlyne Yi.

she ruined it because she was a bitch. you know how you can tell a lot about the author by reading their books? well the same is true with acting. you can see a lot if you know what you are looking for. PLUS she was forced on us, almost becoming the main character when no one wanted that. im sick of hot girls getting whatever they want and just showing up to get it without having to work.

i did hate amber tamlyn i felt like she was always about to cry on the show. BUT i did like charlyne yi because she may have been a bad actress but at least she put effort into the character. Watch the show again see how many times olivia wilde is chilling back in her chair or hands in her pocket or forcing fake sadness. i dont think she has ever had a hard day in her life cause she does not know how to express anything. she is spoiled from birth

A hot chick IS part of the show, there was always one (Cameron - Thirteen - Masters - Adams) and, it's my opinion, but olivia acted pretty well, they all did.

well i disagree. cameron was the only one who wasn't a snob (thirteen, adams or just really annoying (masters) plus you can see how bad the actors are let olivia wilde go act in teeny drams like the OC so she can kiss girls and get a bunch of loser fans. And Adams only gets any jobs cause she resembles megan fox. When i saw her in the unborn i thought she WAS megan fox.

Cameron FIT into the show thirteen was just a copy of cameron with more whore tendencies. FYI when she and taub went to buy coke from a dealer and she like tasted it or whatever then said hey we dont want the good stuff i was like OMG she is totally trying to be forced to be so street smart and cool. Again i reiterate olivia wilde is a horrible actress. I guess if you a middle class white boy she seems legit but anyone with any kind of experience in streets would see through her shit easily

We just have different opinions, I fucking hated Kutner, he's made for stoner comedies, not real shows, but he wasn't THAT bad. Wan't to see real shitty acting? watch George from Grey's Anatomy, he was a cunt.

you shouldn't of admitted you watched grey's anatomy. ill never let you live it down

ps kutner sucked too.

I fucking love Grey's Anatomy.

please accept the item trade request. you need the item

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you just like bisexual girls. dont try to defend her or her character. shes the worst actress and she hates kittens

That actually sounds more like solarium.

haha carey price is the funniest man in the NHL