What happened to atheists "knowing more about religion than religious people"?

At least half of the atheists I know.

Thank you Mr. Anon. I was busy replying to this guy's other retarded comment.

I never said he did. All I'm saying is that a vast majority of atheists are smug douchebags, and I've found one that apparently isn't.

But leave it to atheists to fly off the handle.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #125636 at Anime & Manga ** Wow way to generalize millions of people asshat.

Atheists generalize BILLIONS of people on a nearly daily basis.

I'll generalize you all as hypocrites (at the very least, YOU are a hypocrite)

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Omg Spiderman.. ** Show me where i'm being hypocritical.

Sorry, I'm generalizing. Go away, you hypocritical, uneducated atheist.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #43704 at MLP Friendly Board ** Well good job with the ad hominem attacks.

That's not ad-hominem.

The entire basis of my current argument is that MANY atheists are hypocrites. I'm pointing out the fact that, statistically, you're probably a hypocrite (provided you ARE an atheist)

You called me specifically a hypocritical uneducated atheist. You can claim you based it off statistics, but where are these statistics?

I know many atheists, a majority of them are hypocritical.

While not many are uneducated, you seem to be, considering that you keep throwing terms (like ad-hominem) around incorrectly.

So he can't generalize, but Atheists can? Like how Atheists generalize the millions of religious people as gay-hating, nigger-lynching, conservative douchebags.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #2398 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles ** When did I say it was okay to generalize for either side or anyone? However its also very different thing to generalize Christians, than it is to generalize atheists. Because Christians are suppose to believe in their interpretation of the bible according to sect. Where as atheists in theory could only share the trait of disbelief in a higher power.

You just called him an asshat for making a joke about what most atheist (Especially on this site) say all the time. The fact that they know more about the bible than Christians. He was just making a joke out of it, but you guys had to go and get all butthurt serious over something that most atheist here say all the time.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #115857 at Anime & Manga **You seem a little flustered friend. Maybe you should pull the phallic object out of your anus.

And you said that I was using ad-hominem.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at The Sound of Music... **Because you were. I was merely making a joke.

And wtf did I just roll...

Oh, so when an atheist discounts somebody's argument by insinuating that somebody is an angry homosexual is a joke, while actually MAKING an OBVIOUS joke at the expense of atheists is not?

Hypocrisy.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #524051 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** No you need to think this through. Why would a homosexual be angry with a phallic object in his anus? That makes no sense.

Why would a heterosexual have a dick in their ass?

Don't try and backpedal. Stand by your words, or don't type them.

I don't know why he had a penis like object in his ass you'd have to ask him.

So it isn't a joke...?

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at Morbid for gamers ** well it is a joke, but statistically non-atheists are prone to having penis like objects in their anus.

Actually, STATISTICALLY, I doubt that.

Most religions look down upon homosexuality.

But absolutely NICE try.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #1102 at Item Upload ** well too bad the statistics disagree with you, and they may look down on it, but that doesn't appear to stop them according to statistics.

No. Statistically, atheists are more LIKELY to be homosexuals than religious people. There are less homosexual atheists, but that's only because there are less atheists.

**zeustesticle rolled a random image posted in comment #442 at A Proper Response ** No statistically you are wrong, and it is reverse.

I don't see why that comment got a negative thumb, it's not like EVERYONE on this site grew up in a Christian family and learned about Abraham's story...

Thumbed you back up brother, hope my comment can take the heat instead.

You don't have to grow up in a Christian family to know basic Bible stories. I didn't.

the kid is isaac. abraham is his dad. in the bible there's a story where god told abraham to kill his son isaac as a test. the comic is saying the reason god did that is cause isaac the son made fun of his ass and its payback time

lol God told Abraham to kill his son for no reason at all... but than later he stoped him and said it was a test... so this is giving the reason haha

Wow. Pretty sure everybody, atheist or not, should have at least basic knowledge of the Bible. Hope you don't go around bashing Christianity without knowing a thing about it.

Are you asking because I'm an atheist? If so, you're reinforcing the stereotype that christians are judgmental.

uh oh looks like people are going to get into unfruitful arguments about religion with strangers on the web!

one does not simply kill Issac...

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at yay ** GET TO SHELTER NOW!!!

damn...the pony will have to do...god help us!

Also, your comment ("explain it for the atheistfags") implied that it is normal for an atheist to have no knowledge of Christianity.

Are you upset because I'm unfamiliar with the bible or something? Seems like a trivial thing to let bother you.

YOU were the one that implied that you were atheist.

Furthermore, I think your response is just a substitute for you confirming his suspicion that you're a hypocrite.

Look, I never personally said that atheists are superiors or anything. I don't give enough of a shit about religion to research it. But despite my lack of fucks, people like you are always on my case. I know only one single bible verse because my mom has it on a plaque in our living room, and think it's very fitting.

"Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1

I'm not a Christian. I think monotheistic and pure atheistic views are some of the worst on the planet.

I'm not a Christian. I'm agnostic. I didn't say that you did bash Christianity, just saying I hope you don't.

Gives us one rule
You: er mah god we were his slaves

I believe the one rule he was referring to was the "don't eat from that fucking tree" rule.

perfect.

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