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#144 - cjasper has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #136 - psydoc (08/12/2012) [-]
Hmm... maybe a bunch of other guys have been trying to put their keys in your lock.
#133 - neutrality (08/12/2012) [-]
The important part is if you can get the key in, but can you open the door once you get it in?
#130 - TheWordAlive (08/12/2012) [-]
Or you like me have a drinking problem
User avatar #127 - mrfourtysevenman ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
the drinking game log
level 1: drink eleven beers COMPLETE
level 2: drive home, avoid police COMPLETE
level 3: unlock door, FAILED, 10%
#123 - llamagaga (08/12/2012) [-]
MFW boyfriend takes forever to find my clitoris..
#138 to #123 - schneidend (08/12/2012) [-]
Or, maybe, Good Guy Boyfriend is trying to give you a non-clitoral orgasm so your clitoris doesn't get overstimulated and lose sensitivity over time.

Pic related, it's you when he hits Dat G-Spot.
User avatar #142 to #138 - llamagaga (08/12/2012) [-]
HA... When he does find it, he plays with it like crazy on purpose because he knows it becomes extremely sensitive. My boyfriend is a troll.
User avatar #140 to #138 - orgasm (08/12/2012) [-]
I really have to stop using this name -_- I get mentioned like every 5 minutes
#141 to #140 - schneidend (08/12/2012) [-]
Ya done goofed.
User avatar #132 to #123 - bionicpanda (08/12/2012) [-]
tmi
#135 to #132 - llamagaga (08/12/2012) [-]
TMI?   
   
......Are you twelve?
TMI?

......Are you twelve?
#152 to #135 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
My computer never lets me save that gif
My computer never lets me save that gif
User avatar #145 to #135 - bionicpanda (08/12/2012) [-]
IM TURNING 12 IN A MONTH!!!11!!!
#120 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at I'm so proud... **
Saxuals
#122 to #120 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at damn it items **
Zarmbie Sax?
User avatar #116 - Pharonix (08/12/2012) [-]
the guys at work gave me a new nickname
garden hose.

I can't imagine for the life of me where they got that.
User avatar #115 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**doctorlean rolls 91** Atleast I'm good at Dubs
#143 to #115 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 51** Nigger
User avatar #159 to #143 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**doctorlean rolls 232** Anon
#117 to #115 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #385636 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **   
I was born in '91...
**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #385636 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
I was born in '91...
#119 to #117 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at The Swedish king at the Olympics **
Almost ready to go to teh bars.. Fuuu 'merica
User avatar #110 to #105 - blankyyy (08/12/2012) [-]
Missing the hole eh get it get it?
#107 to #105 - zilvox (08/12/2012) [-]
There are scratch marks from all the times the key missed.
User avatar #109 to #107 - XxbobbyfinxX (08/12/2012) [-]
.....well that part was obvious...

I guess that refers to him not getting inside of girls....?
#111 to #109 - zilvox (08/12/2012) [-]
Bingo.
#112 to #111 - XxbobbyfinxX (08/12/2012) [-]
That's retarded.

Thanks for the help though!



#103 - shakeeb (08/12/2012) [-]
**shakeeb rolled a random image posted in comment #283418 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
MFW having sex
#102 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at good news everyone ** Odd... That's how I know I'm drunk
User avatar #99 - zapgod (08/12/2012) [-]
is that how it normally is or is that when ur just drunk?
#94 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at I Regret everything. **
#95 to #94 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at The Anger Got to Him **
#98 to #95 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
**linkDrkguy rolled a random image posted in comment #419 at Opinions of America **
User avatar #93 - paparomano (08/12/2012) [-]
Start having sex with the lights on (porch light)
User avatar #88 - thephoenix (08/12/2012) [-]
Because he has trouble getting it in.
#87 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
none of you get it.. its because he is really nervous when taking a girl home.. so he has a hard time getting the key into the lock.
#81 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
Why my house's lock is so intresting?
User avatar #104 to #81 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Is it because it's in the shape of a complex maze mixed with an electronic lock which is a crossword puzzle esque and after you figure that out you have to give Chuck Norris the password before he lets you pass?
#113 to #104 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
Really ? A Chuck Norris joke ? Is it 2008 or something ?
User avatar #118 to #113 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
I MIGHT HAVE FOUND A TIME MACHINE SITTING IN MY BACKYARD ACCOMPANIED BY A SKELETON OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, BUT I COULD BE LYING

OR YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE AS A JOKE WITH YOUR GOD GIVEN SENSE OF HUMOR, EITHER OR YOU KNOW
#128 to #118 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
you seem like the kind of kid who thinks he's really funny, and doesn't figure out he's not until he's like 28
User avatar #131 to #128 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Try until everyone realizes I am funny and everyone else just hates.
#137 to #131 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
you make me curious, how old are you?
User avatar #139 to #137 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Old enough to not be old enough.

You make me curious. What do you find not funny about my comments?
#147 to #139 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
That's what I thought. If you want an honest answer, you try too hard to make people laugh. Like look at your comment #104, that seemed like it took forever to read because you tried to make it sound really complex and then you mentioned chuck norris, not to mention that it had nothing to do with Michael J. Fox or Parkinson's disease. Your comments just look to me like a middle schooler to early highschooler trying to be funny.
User avatar #148 to #147 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. Picture was related where? The purple lines entertain me.
#151 to #148 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
Whoa, whoa. This didn't occur to me until just now, do you not know who Michael J. Fox is?
User avatar #153 to #151 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
I live beneath a rock in the middle of nowhere.

My ability to not know of things has surprised even me.
#160 to #153 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
Oooooohhh. That explains everything. He's an actor who has Parkinson's, a disease which causes you to shake. The joke of the picture was that the lock was his because obviously someone was very shaky with a key.
User avatar #167 to #160 - stupidffff (08/12/2012) [-]
Oh, I get it. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABILITY TO NOT KNOW. I don't often leave that chatroom I have in another tab.
#203 to #167 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
I apologize deeply for this, I seem to have dragged you into a hole of red thumbs, this is not what I meant to happen. It is best you do not reply.
#175 to #167 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
It's cool, not everybody knows who he is I guess.
User avatar #80 - bobodevetjedan (08/12/2012) [-]
i know i'm bad at rape because i can't pick a lock
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