okay, let me just was this thermometer that was in some sick guy's ass and stick it on your mouth, you okay with that?

Yes. There's no risk of infection because it's been fucking sterilized.

It's not the infection i'm worried about, it's the whole being-up-someone's-asshole-thing.

I'm still not getting it. There's no ass juice or faeces on it. It'll be like licking the outside of a glass test tube.

if the glass test tube had been inserted into someone's anus, then yes.

It's called a joke, we don't need an actual explanation.

Doesn't matter in the slightest? If they were sterilized in the fires of hell I still wouldn't stick it in my mouth afterwards

Run yourself a nice glass of water. How many people do you think that has passed through?

That is exactly why I don't drink tap water no matter how many times its been purified.

He's not a pussy, you're simply disgusting.

How about no?

Late 80s. And when I was in high school, phones didn't have cameras yet. They probably should've kept it that way.

It's all happened so fast, I thank god every day for being a 90's kid.
What happened to the simpler things in life?

no, they dont obviously. unlike use last of the smart generations, i believe late 80's early 90's kid?

I fucking hate our generation. It's very rare you'll find someone in my school who isn't obsessed with swag, shitting YOLO from their speaking orifice, and able to act like a mouth breather.

if you're smart, you're forgiven.

slighty above average sir

i forgive you.