k, ill brb, just downloading a shirt and some food.

Here, for those who don't have the links
Shirt - thepiratebay se/torrent/5068646/piratebayt-shirt
Food- thepiratebay se/torrent/7049356/90FoodHDWallpapers1366X768

a porch monkey

Isnt that that one joshchristian kid from youtube?

Yep.

Good troll lol

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sould say "IM SONIC BITCHES!"

my boyfriend is poor, so i usually buy him stuff.

my girlfriend doesnt care if i buy things for her. she buys me little things all the time actually

Where are girls like that?

I have NEVER had one like that, nor have I ever heard any of my friends talk about their girlfriends / ex-girlfriends beeing greedy...

I don't know if this fits or not since we had been dating for a year at this point and she had never asked me for anything before but here goes:
My ex girlfriend owes me 5,300 dollars and some change. I paid for her and her family's rent for 5 months. I was 17 at the time. That money was all the money I had saved up from working the past few years and was going to be my "fun money" at college. It has now been 4 years and I have yet to see a cent of it back.
I doubt that she started dating me for my money, but I wouldn't be surprised if she decided it would be convenient to take advantage later on. That said, I'd likely do it again, since I loved her too much to them them be thrown out on their asses.

I must say, you're a better man than I am.

When someone asks me for money, I just say I don't have any.

I may be a heartless asshole, but people who need to loan more than a few euros/dollars, are often the kind of people who never have enough money to pay you back.

I would never loan anyone an amount that big either, unless its official and written down somewhere that i will get it back

True that. They always were on welfare, but got kicked off for several months for some reason.
I'm the same way though. They're the only ones I'd loan money too.

I have that opposite problem. My girlfriend hate's when I spend money her, and she love's to buy stuff for me. Got myself a sugar momma.

My girlfriend is the exact same way, just the other the my brother called her my sugga mamma....I have real mixed feelings about that

What I find especially annoying is that some of my friends actually THINK I'm rich, so they ask me for money. I really don't get it, because if I never loan money, what makes them think I will loan money this time..

My friends ARE rich and still make me pay for shit since I got a job and they got shit handed to them their whole life.

Well, why do you pay?
Let the fuckers pay for their own shit.

Some people think I'm rich because I bought an apartment when I was 21-year-old university student, and a new car when I was 23. What they don't realize, is the fact that I didn't pay for those with cash. The BANK paid for them, and a lot of my money to paying back those loans...

I...don't...know.

pre-order war z

Well apparently Day-Z might become a stand alone game, so you might not need ArmA 2 anymore.