Babies come from babiesovernight.com

**skummel rolled a random image posted in comment #355243 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

**yurilowenthall rolled a random image posted in comment #424308 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

I thought babies came from belly buttons :3

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Google ** babies actually come from this

Well, you see, Mommy and Daddy have to write a letter to StorCo asking for a baby which gets processed by overworked, underpayed interns with the Colleges and Universities you keep getting told about and then sent off to a processing plant. An engineer gets the order, analyzes it, and then relays all of the instructions to a dock worker to gather all of the materials, which are passed on to unpayed interns as the Engineer kicks back and 'supervises'. When the interns are done constructing the order, the package is sent off to the quality control officer who flags anything that doesn't meet the standard of the written order. The package is then shipped, depending on how Mommy and Daddy specified shipping to be handled, via either UPS or FedEx (whichever company is charging less per service at the time) where you arrive anywhere between 3-5 business days. Your cousin remembers the day you came in. He was babysitting the house for your parents while they were away on vacation when he heard a kick at the door. Before he could open the door, he heard the screeching of the tires on the truck as the guy sped off. When he did open the door, there you were in a water stained, corner crumpled cardboard box covered in bubble wrap. And that's how you stayed until mommy and daddy returned a week order to inquire 'When the fuck'd we get a delivery? I didn't order shit?!' they tried to give you to the neighbors until the guy showed them that it was indeed the right address. Anyway, moral of the story: Wear protection when you have sex while drunk. Even if you are married...which they weren't.

And that's where babies come from.

**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at I Hate Short Comps ** mfw

I JUST WANT A N ITEM! Is that too much to ask for?

**chancyofmti rolled a random image posted in comment #366843 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** this is where babies really come from

>Hfw

**rohanisbeast rolled a random image posted in comment #120 at You have a visitor ** Smartest child ever conceived

In the director's commentary he said that that was the little girl's actual theory. That was improve. :)

She then grew up to become a serial killer.