during my last birthday my mom's cousin was home and wished me a happy birthday and i responded "happy birthday" and she gave me the weirdest look and started laughing

everybody go and watch ted, its a good film

**rtchris rolled a random image posted in comment #328119 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

i remember when this was first posted on 4chan, everyone on /b/ starting freaking out and making t-shirt speads of "you too". that thread was hilarious

>Be at Burger King
>Order whopper and fries
>Cashier is hot as hell
>She gives me my food
>"Enjoy your meal sir."
>Tries to play it smooth
>"You too!"
>She looks at me like i'm retarded
>MFW

Brian Reagan has an awesome bit like this

I have a habit of doing this stupid shit. Like when you're in a clothes shop looking for something

Assistant: May I help you?

Me: No.

all the time man.

Also, Inb4 new "meme"

Me - "How was your day?"
Girl - "Good, how was yours?"
Me - "Mine was pretty good, yours?"
Every. Fucking. Time.

dude i work at the movies and this happens all the fucking time no joke

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This has got to be the most legendary drawing I have seen in my life.

lmfao thumbed for this.

Mfw I work at a movie theater and count how many times people do this

Anyone?