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User avatar #15 - TwistedPizzaDude (08/08/2012) [-]
ysolda, motherfucker!
User avatar #17 to #15 - TheAbsol (08/08/2012) [-]
i married her too. i hear in some cave there is a note about her delivering a "shipment" and if you show her the note you get free skooma every day!
User avatar #16 to #15 - trchamp (08/08/2012) [-]
I married Ysolda too but I wish I could kill her :(
User avatar #14 - mcmanybucks (08/08/2012) [-]
I married Aela...
Mjoll wont shut the fuck up >-<
User avatar #12 - therealpeterw (08/08/2012) [-]
i too married Mjoll, but she is a permanent character so she cannot be killed
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User avatar #8 - tzoedn (08/08/2012) [-]
Depends on how good your lawyer is, could cost you 1000 bucks if you aren't careful
User avatar #7 - Aizlyn (08/08/2012) [-]
Yet Mjoll is an unkillable npc... :(
#2 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (08/07/2012) [-]
< "I've brought my divorce layer"
#19 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (08/08/2012) [-]
The Virginity Is strong with this one
#261 to #173 - luluQ (08/20/2012) [-]
ART !!!
#26 to #19 - isus (08/08/2012) [-]
You must be a real fucker, anon.
User avatar #25 to #19 - xgeneration (08/08/2012) [-]
I wish my virginity is that strong.
#3 to #2 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (08/07/2012) [-]
< "So have I"
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#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]
samefag makes it not funny
#1 - ragged (08/07/2012) [-]
That has to be one awkward conversation. You've been out on adventures for months and then suddenly return home to your spouse. They don't mind though, in fact they don't even ask where you've been, they just know you were fighting the good fight,   
   
You check their store. They hand you your share. They understand you just want your share, and that it isn't only about the money, but wish you would be home more often.   
   
Then you decide you want a divorce. They can't say anything in retaliation. Namely because they're unaware. You have no way to tell them after all. The mace crushing their skull is a good way to get the message across.
That has to be one awkward conversation. You've been out on adventures for months and then suddenly return home to your spouse. They don't mind though, in fact they don't even ask where you've been, they just know you were fighting the good fight,

You check their store. They hand you your share. They understand you just want your share, and that it isn't only about the money, but wish you would be home more often.

Then you decide you want a divorce. They can't say anything in retaliation. Namely because they're unaware. You have no way to tell them after all. The mace crushing their skull is a good way to get the message across.
User avatar #34 to #1 - thesnarfalarker (08/08/2012) [-]
I want to get a divorce so I could chill in my house with my dog but I married an unkillable character
#6 to #1 - retardedboss ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
<mfw the good fight.
User avatar #91 to #6 - killerblue (08/08/2012) [-]
Hello kiddies it's time for a public service annoucment

Don't feed the were wolfs, that is all
User avatar #118 to #91 - spidermanrapeskids (08/08/2012) [-]
What rhymes with shoes, and can often give you the blues? That's right, it's time for the cashews... Okay, that doesn't really rhyme... How about news?
User avatar #97 to #91 - xfostbytex (08/08/2012) [-]
yao guai*
User avatar #207 to #97 - sefercil (08/08/2012) [-]
yeah, but were wolves fits with skyrim.
User avatar #256 to #207 - xfostbytex (08/09/2012) [-]
So does radio.
User avatar #257 to #256 - sefercil (08/09/2012) [-]
radio? ._. i think dude was trying to combine skyrim/morrowind with fallout. like the love child.
User avatar #258 to #257 - xfostbytex (08/09/2012) [-]
well, all logic aside, good job. +1
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