i would kill for a sora haircut

Dsend, you suck at comedy. If sucking were an Olympic event, you would still place last just by virtue of how much you truly suck. Your comics are never funny, you just make elaborate stories that contain no punchline. The fact that you continually make the front page is a testament to this site's inability to distinguish comedy from whatever the fuck this is.

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Because the FJ community is stupid and immature, I will now list every single joke to be seen in the comic, since most of you can't understand humor any higher up than a shitty pun:

1.) DSend is suddenly buff, although he's never been buff before and was normal in his last comic.
2.) He's seen having an erection/huge dick.
3.) Meta humor in how he's acknowledging comments that were made in a previous comic with a reference to change his appearance to something more masculine.
4.) He's too lazy/stupid to actually work out, thus, he got a blow up suit instead.
5.) He's mocking his friend for having "emo faggot" hair, when he clearly comes across as flamboyant with his current look.
6.) Countless easter egg jokes and references in the background, which someone might pick up if they had any patience and didn't just breeze through the comic.
7.) Again, countless references to characters of fiction and celebrities in the background, as well as the main one to Sora.
8.) The next haircut somehow changed the appearance of his face and gave him a mustache.
9.) Because DSend got THREE different haircuts at the very fancy and expensive "Le Salon," all of which defied logic and gravity, there would be no way either of the two could pay, leading DSend's friend to have to knock out the hairdresser and escape.

You're all welcome. Stupid cunts.