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#37 - braviary (08/07/2012) [-]
Ha, good thing I'll never get laid.
Ha, good thing I'll never get laid.
User avatar #229 to #37 - alexmtmorgan (08/07/2012) [-]
This picture cracks me up every time, but I don't think any comment has complemented the picture so well until now. +1 thumb.
#67 to #37 - Schwarzenegger (08/07/2012) [-]
That's what you think...
#64 to #37 - KakashiHatake (08/07/2012) [-]
I laughed, then cried as the realization kicked in. Same for me.
I laughed, then cried as the realization kicked in. Same for me.
#48 to #37 - stayoutofmyshed (08/07/2012) [-]
oh god my sides
User avatar #34 - Awesomecarrot (08/07/2012) [-]
Well then fuck the 69 o_o
User avatar #38 to #34 - gmarrox (08/07/2012) [-]
That's the idea.
#30 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]
giving a woman an orgasm by only licking her pussy is very hard.. of course everything is relative, it depends on the girl. but everyone on here are 12 year old virgins so they wouldnt know
User avatar #32 to #30 - Midirr (08/07/2012) [-]
Or you just suck at it, that's another option...

Ever heard of the clitoris? Look it up, it should help you.
#31 to #30 - bearbar (08/07/2012) [-]
No it isn't
User avatar #27 - dumdumduu (08/07/2012) [-]
Well it's a good thing that no one in FunnyJunk is getting laid, then. Isn't it?
#26 - ihavenoimagination (08/07/2012) [-]
One of my girlfriend's fetishes is biting, so I always think of positions where she can't bite.

Biting isn't a problem in general, but sometimes she uses way too much force and it hurts like hell.
#35 to #26 - raunchyftw (08/07/2012) [-]
Would be perfect for me. Love it when they bite.
Would be perfect for me. Love it when they bite.
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User avatar #28 to #26 - thetattooedone (08/07/2012) [-]
I like being bitten but I KNOW if I bit my husband as hard as he bites me, I would get punched.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ihavenoimagination (08/07/2012) [-]
Well, my girlfriend likes it when I bite her. And I'd do anything for her, so I bite her, even though it's not really my thing.

And I don't mind when she bites me during foreplay.

It's just that when she gets very excited and close to orgasm, she has a habit of biting way too hard. That I hate.
User avatar #285 to #29 - thetattooedone (08/08/2012) [-]
I don't know if he bites me because I like or because he likes it. Either way, he seems to enjoy it so it happens. If you ever met me, that would be a tell tale sign that we banged, bruises all over my neck and chest.
User avatar #73 to #29 - myrtille (08/07/2012) [-]
I accidentally left a mark on my boyfriend's shoulder once T_T
#87 to #73 - ihavenoimagination (08/07/2012) [-]
Somehow that reminded me of this.
Once when I was sleeping, my girlfriend made this P on me.
Not exactly bite marks, but still :-p

User avatar #91 to #87 - myrtille (08/07/2012) [-]
Lol
P for penis?
I bet your name is Paul.
Are those burns?
And
How did you sleep though that?
User avatar #94 to #91 - ihavenoimagination (08/07/2012) [-]
P is the first letter of her name.
The P was on my back.
They are hickeys.

And sleeping.. Well, maybe sleeping isn't the right term. It was more like passing out because of too much alcohol :-p



User avatar #95 to #94 - myrtille (08/07/2012) [-]
OH
okay
so it's a huge P on your back
I BET HER NAME IS PAULA
User avatar #25 - mrmcrapey (08/07/2012) [-]
I dont know about anyone else. But whenever iv made a woman climax she doesnt bite down, she screams out.
#23 - Userjames (08/07/2012) [-]
6.9

periods ruin everything

<--kinda related
#22 - jacodpwns (08/07/2012) [-]
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#21 - whatugawkinat (08/07/2012) [-]
....it...HURTS!!! But's worth it.
#20 - lordlucifer (08/07/2012) [-]
Its ok i cant manage to make a girl orgasam anyway
#51 to #20 - mrfartypants (08/07/2012) [-]
i can, i looks kinda like this
i can, i looks kinda like this
#19 - Michaelbl (08/07/2012) [-]
<69
#18 - ManInKilt (08/07/2012) [-]
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#17 - themasterdocter (08/07/2012) [-]
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#11 - qotsa (08/07/2012) [-]
that made me think...i never kiss my boyfriend when i orgasm...
User avatar #10 - droux (08/07/2012) [-]
just be the first who cum XD
User avatar #9 - swittig (08/07/2012) [-]
Not a problem, the only way I can get a woman off is oral
#8 - italianchef (08/07/2012) [-]
>implying i can make a woman orgasm
>implying i have the chance to have sex
#210 to #8 - arnoldnorris (08/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
That's when I send in my Pikachu.
#199 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]
i was the 300th thumb up for you
#12 to #8 - wiredrage (08/07/2012) [-]
fat chicks need lovin' too
fat chicks need lovin' too
#16 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]
But they gotta pay.
#284 to #16 - jellybob ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
sayyyy $50?
User avatar #4 - fourtwentt (08/07/2012) [-]
thats why my girlfriend never wants to be 69'd



who am i kidding i cant do a 69 with my hand
#6 to #4 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]
I can
#141 to #6 - arnas (08/07/2012) [-]
Mystery solved
#60 to #6 - imsoheavy (08/07/2012) [-]
But who was camera??
#142 to #60 - ninaf (08/07/2012) [-]
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at League of legends in Alcohol form ** I was camera
User avatar #179 to #142 - extremrune (08/07/2012) [-]
And that's why hate Teemo!
User avatar #7 to #6 - fourtwentt (08/07/2012) [-]
you sir are a GOD
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